George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jorch Einstein]

I was kinda excited when Snorge brought up Alchemy as a subject. Sadly, it's standard new age "personal transformation" crap.

Jorch is a master alchemist. He turns shit (his sub-par radio show) into gold (his 500k yearly salary).

[Beelzebubbelah]

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Dumb when thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

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'Allo,frater Bull_Grabbers!('Catch Bull at Four'??)
Still with you.
I have to introject here an note of appreciation to the apparently lapsed oto-ologist cum bleatles fan whom spent the time to find this rare portrait of the late lamented "Mr.Beast"A.K.A."Frater Purdurabo"..
And desecrate it by pasteing in the mug of mr.noory.
Shirley,you gest,shirley.
None-the-less,if i reference the post previous excretorially desecrateing the memory of the deceased also kenneth'klippothic Lovecraftiana'grant...
It's an outbreak of Nightside of Aden-like disproportion.
Yet an clear demonstration of some fluency in neo-oto-speak.
"He's not apologiseing,the scoundrel!
He's making Shake-spear do it for him,line by line"
Q.V.:
"Keane-the Musikal:England's greatest ham,Edmond Keane revidivis"...
Und zo:
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'i have a little list..
They shalt never be missed...'
Et.Al.
'The Mikado'
"Lord High Executioner's Aria"?
(w.apologies to any fans of Gilbert & Sullivan...)
"B_B"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did Quayle chase his coke with Jack Daniels tonight?

[ZHero]

Yeah, he snorts the Jack then swallows the coke.

EDIT: oh wait, he don't know Jack....

[Nick el Ass]

Yeah, he snorts the Jack then swallows the coke.

Dave would be better off interviewing Dan Quayle. I find they both have similar intellects... and it would lead to pure comedy gold on Coast is Toast Am.

[lonevoice]

In the future, VandelezGab member LoneSingularity sends a quantumly entangled cryptic message to a local interplanetary microwave station middle manager, who then mistakenly identifies Lance Davenport as "Georgie Davenpart," and the name sticks because it's so ridiculous.

Hahaha.  Well played! 

[ZHero]

Oh lord, they just started talking about the Twilight zone series.... :

[Nick el Ass]

Oh lord, they just started talking about the Twilight zone series.... :

That shouldn't last long because Dave knows very little.

[21st Century Man]

One thing about Quayle.  He may be nuts but he's entertaining unlike 95% of the guests that come on Coast.

[ZHero]

That shouldn't last long because Dave knows very little.

Damn, Quayle thinks its 1984.

[Nick el Ass]

Damn, Quayle thinks its 1984.

Can that Quayle spell potato?

[WOTR]

Wandering down the hall towards the kitchen I heard the perennial favourite "people are just wacked out these days.  Have you noticed that they are acting wacked out?"  Needless to say I dove through the door to kill the power.

It is like he found a question that every guest can say "yes Dave, I have noticed that.  It is because (insert pet theory here.)"  When is the last time that people were not acting strange according to Jorch?  Second grade- or any time prior to somebody writing down the question on his now well-worn cue card?

Moron.

[ZHero]

WTF? How the hell did they go from Giants and wee ppl to chemtrails and California's drought? Add some LSD, Meth and Ritalin to what Quayle's throwin back!

[PB the Deplorable]

Can that Quayle spell potato?

He can't even spell quail

[AstroBuzz]

If Steve Quayle says "The point being..." ONE MORE TIME.... I'm going to reach through the airwaves and scream it in his face!!!! 

Or I could turn it into a drinking game. 

[michio]

Religion is a hell of a drug. I'm listening to these two hopeless and helpless addicts enabling each other to higher and higher highs. I'll bet they can't wait until Armageddon.

Then the two talking parasites proudly let it be known that they leech off of the good and caring people who do take the time and energy to be vaccinated, as they continue to claim they're healthier than a giant horse without vaccines. May they both be buried up to their heads necks in a big steaming pile of stinking horseshit.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

So what is Quayle saying about Diablo 3?

[21st Century Man]

So what is Quayle saying about Diablo 3?

Something about Jade Helm using subliminal messages on it for mind-control purposes.

[goldendeal]

One thing about Quayle.  He may be nuts but he's entertaining unlike 95% of the guests that come on Coast.

Quayle, Paulides , Marzulli,   the rest is just filler.

[Northern Nights]

If Steve Quayle says "The point being..." ONE MORE TIME.... I'm going to reach through the airwaves and scream it in his face!!!! 

Or I could turn it into a drinking game. 

That's his new saying, he used to say "What most people don't realize" before spouting his insane shit.

[goldendeal]

Quayle, Paulides , Marzulli,   the rest is just filler.

And once in awhile Linda Godfrey, if the "other" George is hosting.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hahaha.  Well played!

I was hoping you would back me up on that  .

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I stopped listening over an hour ago.  I was tired of being told what I didn't understand.

[21st Century Man]

Quayle, Paulides , Marzulli,   the rest is just filler.

Couldn't agree more.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I think Steve Quayle has no idea what happened in the Bosnian War.

[AstroBuzz]

lol Dave Noory couldn't understand the man from Texas... The point being, Steve Quayle took over. Then Dave dropped the caller as usual. 

[21st Century Man]

lol Dave Noory couldn't understand the man from Texas... The point being, Steve Quayle took over. Then Dave dropped the caller as usual. 

I don't think Jorch had any idea what Jade Helm is all about. To be fair, I don't know much more.

[onan]

I don't think Jorch had any idea what Jade Helm is all about. To be fair, I don't know much more.

It's Robin Sage in my neck of the woods. I am in the Garnet Enclave. I think it is similar to double secret probation.

[zeebo]

Oh lord, they just started talking about the Twilight zone series.... :

Hey ZH, good to see ya posting again.  That is all, carry on.

[Gd5150]

And once in awhile Linda Godfrey, if the "other" George is hosting.

I like Godfrey and how she's always tickled to be on c2c. Lionel Fanthorpe is a good storyteller, entertaining. Was on Howard Hughes podcast, good stuff. And I'll admit the Croglin Grange vampire story he always tells is a guilty pleasure. Just so damm freaky.