George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Welcome to the party amigo. There's some cold bean dip and stale tortilla chips next to the warm beer.

Aldous good job, you've ushered us into page 1500!  Pass me some of that warm beer.

[Abby Normal]

Did you see the preview for tonight's show on the C2C website?  Are you sitting down.  Ready for this?

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary wisdom.

Where do the producers of C2C propose to find WISDOM for tonight's show?

[ItsOver]

Haha, actually it seems I hear it several times a day now, almost as often as "Hi I'm Ty Bollinger ...."

Between hearing "here's something you don't hear on the radio everyday" multiple times a day and Noory's lame interchange with Mr. Crapivora, I'm about ready to drive ice picks through my ear drums.

[Catsmile]

God fucking help us.

Let's hope that the reason John Wheezy got the boot was for the same kind of craziness as Alex, so they won't plug him in.

From your keyboard to gods monitor.

[Catsmile]

Welcome to the party amigo. There's some cold bean dip and stale tortilla chips next to the warm beer.

WHOA!  Page 1500!  Do I get some free turmeric to freebase?

Sorry bro, just suppositories and scrotal patches. B/Lame Taintco. 

[NoMoreNoory]

Great moment last night with the first guest, the music guy. He mostly proceeded by stating the blindingly obvious - and did anyone listen to the music intended to lift your brain to a state where it would be receptive to supernatural experiences posted on the C2C website? Like bad 'You're on hold' music. He was at one point talking about how primitive man would have vocalised, mainly by a series of guttural grunts which the guest proceeded to illustrate. A few moments later, George gave one of his 'agreeing' grunts, somewhere between a 'yes' and a 'huh', thus proving the guest's point about primitive man perfectly.

Second guest could have been interesting if interviewed by someone who a) is not primitive man, and b) has actually read a book. As well as George's weird comment about the rubbery cover, which made me want to take a shower, he commented on the book's dedication. So in 8 hours of show prep, he touches the cover and reads the dedication. But that's it. Not a mention of any of the actual contents of the book. Similarly, he was happy to throw out names of authors for his guest to discuss, like H G Wells, but was unable to contribute anything at all to the discussion, having clearly never read any of Wells' novels. When a caller asked the guest for his top 5 'best' or 'favourite' Sci-Fi novels, George was clearly Googling away and started offering titles, not a single one of which he was able to comment on.

A fraud and a charlatan. 1500 pages of Suck. Proud of that, George?

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh, and George at one point referred to 'a friend' of his who writes Sci-Fi and listens to the show 'religiously'. Pretty sure he called him Jeremy. He told the guest, 'I'll probably get an email from him during the break'.
I couldn't help thinking that we haven't spotted any dolphins swimming around here lately.....

[b_dubb]

George I have a present for you

[DocHolliday]

George I have a present for you

Throw a few prophylactic kits and a nice bottle of chardonnay in there and a fellow could have a good time.

[George Drooly]

Did you see the preview for tonight's show on the C2C website?  Are you sitting down.  Ready for this?

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary wisdom.

Where do the producers of C2C propose to find WISDOM for tonight's show?

Where they find everything else: 7-Eleven

[zeebo]

It was one of Noory's most PATHETIC interviews ever.  Now, that's really hitting a LOW point.  Thank goodness a few callers were intelligent and asked interesting and engaging questions.

Neb as usual you nailed it.  There actually were some good questions by callers who'd actually read a book in their life and cared about the topic, unlike the doofus hosting the show.  What a waste of a potentially great guest.

At one point Noory asked some inane question like "You don't get involved with those vampire stories and stuff like that do you?"  What is that even supposed to mean? 

(Aaaaargh seems like a long time till the next Knapp show.)

[yumyumtree]

Whoever predicted that Peter Breggin would be on tonight...

[RcCle]

"...according to NORA forecasters"  Dude is gettin' a bit slurry...

[21st Century Man]

It's called Spring, George.

[zeebo]

"What the heck is going on?"

[21st Century Man]

Every year when there is a tornado, George always asks his guests what's going on.  This got old 10 years ago.  Stop dumbing down the show, George.  JUST STOP IT!  Try to pretend that you have a brain at the very least!   We know that's hard but try!!!

And I'm not going to listen to some astrologer regarding climate change.  Yes, Climate Change happens!  Its freaking happened ever since the world began and it will continue until we are swallowed up by the sun when it becomes a super-nova.

[zeebo]

Hey everyone "Pluto's in Capricorn" and that's why all the billionaires are running amok.  Goddamn Pluto, never did trust you.

[21st Century Man]

This lady is making crap up and she wants us to use nuclear power.  I guess she wants us to have our own Fukushima.

[21st Century Man]

This lady wants to be the next Evelyn Paglini.  She can't hold a candle to her.

[Designx]

The sheer stupidity - Noory saying the amount of rain they had in Missouri this past weekend could satisfy California for the next few years.. seriously?

[DocHolliday]

God, fuck Noory.  I tried to listen to the show for 30 seconds and couldn't do it.  I'm trying to explain my fascination with the original C2C show to my friend.  So now I'm playing an old replay of Art talking about UFOs.

Oh, and has anyone ever thought about doing a FOIA request on Noory?  I think it'd be interesting to find out why a Naval intelligence officer only served nine years.  Usually if someone commits that much time they're not going to punch out nearly halfway to a retirement.  Methinks there might be some less than favorable remarks about Mr. Noory.

[Morgus]

Noory is spending an hour with callers asking for personal readings by an astrologer now.
Art Bell always didn't allow any personal readings on the air because he realized thats boring for the listening audience, since the only one interested in a "personal" reading is the caller.
Art allowed general readings that would be of general interest for all - Noory should learn from Art's example...

[bigchucka]

This lady wants to be the next Evelyn Paglini.  She can't hold a candle to her.

She better consecrate that candle with some essential oils if she wants to try.

[21st Century Man]

She better consecrate that candle with some essential oils if she wants to try.

LOL!  Good One!!

[Morgus]

Noory just said on the air tomorrow night after a guest and open lines, near the end of the show he will have a 'tribute' to Evelyn Paglini.
We know what he means by that, the final hour will be where he has them play a tape of part of an old interview with her while he gets to leave an hour early...

[Izintit?]

God, fuck Noory.  I tried to listen to the show for 30 seconds and couldn't do it.  I'm trying to explain my fascination with the original C2C show to my friend.  So now I'm playing an old replay of Art talking about UFOs.

Oh, and has anyone ever thought about doing a FOIA request on Noory?  I think it'd be interesting to find out why a Naval intelligence officer only served nine years.  Usually if someone commits that much time they're not going to punch out nearly halfway to a retirement.  Methinks there might be some less than favorablse remarks about Mr. Noory.

LOL   The Navy prolly has 1500 pages on Noory!

[wr250]

Noory just said on the air tomorrow night after a guest and open lines, near the end of the show he will have a 'tribute' to Evelyn Paglini.
We know what he means by that, the final hour will be where he has them play a tape of part of an old interview with her while he gets to leave an hour early...

and at the very end of it, play ufophil

[valdez]

...Not a mention of any of the actual contents of the book. Similarly, he was happy to throw out names of authors for his guest to discuss, like H G Wells, but was unable to contribute anything at all to the discussion, having clearly never read any of Wells' novels. When a caller asked the guest for his top 5 'best' or 'favourite' Sci-Fi novels, George was clearly Googling away and started offering titles, not a single one of which he was able to comment on...

     He's also seems unable to summarize a discussion.  He'll go to a break with "we'll be right back with [name of guest] talking about [name of book]." I can see doing that on the intro, but after an hour and a half he should be able elaborate somewhat.  But then again we be talking about George.

...Goddamn Pluto, never did trust you.

     Leave Pluto alone!

...Fukushima.

     I forget what Peter Breggin was talking about, but he was very sincere.  Stephen Bassett on Bill Clinton and the aliens.  I was surprised by Linda Schurman's prediction of nuclear fusion in our future (and what became of the environmentalist?), and horrified by Mitchell Lewis' prediction of a Hillary presidency.  That would place responsible main stream journalism in deep hibernation for 16 years.

[HorrorReporter]

     He's also seems unable to summarize a discussion.  He'll go to a break with "we'll be right back with [name of guest] talking about [name of book]." I can see doing that on the intro, but after an hour and a half he should be able elaborate somewhat.  But then again we be talking about George.

     Leave Pluto alone!

     I forget what Peter Breggin was talking about, but he was very sincere.  Stephen Bassett on Bill Clinton and the aliens.  I was surprised by Linda Schurman's prediction of nuclear fusion in our future (and what became of the environmentalist?), and horrified by Mitchell Lewis' prediction of a Hillary presidency.  That would place responsible main stream journalism in deep hibernation for 16 years.

yet another brilliant summary.
I listened to five minutes last night.
Noory seemed extra worried about 'sompin' happenin soon.

I wish everyone would have listened to Clyde Lewis. His focus was on Bill Clinton's recent comments on Jimmy Kimmel about Roswell.

[Izintit?]

yet another brilliant summary.
I listened to five minutes last night.
Noory seemed extra worried about 'sompin' happenin soon.

I wish everyone would have listened to Clyde Lewis. His focus was on Bill Clinton's recent comments on Jimmy Kimmel about Roswell.

I listened to Lewis and the Clinton comments. Calm down disclosure truthers! Like the statements Reagan made years ago with Gorbachev these soundbites are more about peace with our earthly enemies than any possible alien attack. Geez, some of you are really trout just waiting to be reeled in. Anyway, that Lewis spent 4 hours on these comments explains why I hope he never gets Coast.