George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Remember when Bateman posted that Conway Jr. clip for me?  Well, here is a clip from last night's show.  It starts with snoory previewing his show with Dames.  That's funny enough.  Then Conway starts playing Evelyn's "yeah" clip.  At some point snoory chimes in with his own "yeah" which Conway uses at the end.
This clip is just insanely funny.  Enjoy.
After trying, and failing several times, to download the the clip, I'm having to use this "copy location" link.  Sorry but it's really worth it.  The exchange with snoory starts at 31:25.  Enjoy.

http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/616/Conway1209139P_1386655321_16014.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=LOSANGELES-CA&NG_FORMAT=&SITE_ID=616&STATION_ID=KFI-AM&PCAST_AUTHOR=KFI_AM_640&PCAST_CAT=News_&_Politics&PCAST_TITLE=Tim_Conway_Jr_on_Demand

The time George had Evelyn on one night, the next day Tim Conway Jr - during the very end of his show when he has George on and is doing the lead-in to C2C -  uses a recording of her saying 'yeah' repeatedly to do a bit.

[zeebo]

GN: "Can you make music to annoy people?"

He's got such awful taste in music, if he explicitly tried to annoy us he'd probably make a hit record by accident.  :

[bigchucka]

GN: "Can you make music to annoy people?"

Holy mole, George finally asked a good question.

UFO Phil sure as fuck can.

[Juan Cena]

Snoory's interviewing a physicist about science fiction. This won't end well.

[zeebo]

Snoory's interviewing a physicist about science fiction. This won't end well.

It's started pretty rough with typical disjointed questions, including one about the Jetsons, but at the moment it's getting better as Jorch is shutting up and letting this interesting guest do most the talking. 

[Juan Cena]

It's started pretty rough with typical disjointed questions, including one about the Jetsons, but at the moment it's getting better as Jorch is shutting up and letting this interesting guest do most the talking.

I'm sure the guest lost Snorge when he used the words "Dyson Sphere." I was waiting for Snorge to ask "is that like a vacuum?"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

George has no idea what is in Charles Adler's book. The questions reflect no knowledge of the book. I am waiting for the "wizard" question.

[zeebo]

I thought this friggin inteview was supposed to be about sci-fi writers and their ideas, something I'm very interested in.  Instead Jorch lazily just throws out random generic science questions like: 

Do you think aliens visited earth?
What do you think of the multiverse idea?
If you look into the future, where are we headed?

WTF JORCH YOU SUCK! 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

A caller just told GN he "had a following in the blind community."

[zeebo]

I'm glad Adler mentioned he liked Neal Stephenson along with earlier authors that most people are familiar with.  I'm currently reading The Diamond Age from the mid-90's which has some pretty visionary ideas of how nanotech may unfold.

[bigchucka]

A caller just told GN he "had a following in the blind community."

Explains the Non 24 ads.  Wonder about the deaf community?  That would all depend if he reads as stupid as he sounds.  I think I just answered my own question

[zeebo]

Right at the end there Noory gave away the extent of his research on Adler's book, commenting on how neat the cover feels.

[Étouffée]

Right at the end there Noory gave away the extent of his research on Adler's book, commenting on how neat the cover feels.

"it feels like rubber"

Someone kick this compendium into page 1500!

[Nebraska888]

I thought this friggin inteview was supposed to be about sci-fi writers and their ideas, something I'm very interested in.  Instead Jorch lazily just throws out random generic science questions like: 

Do you think aliens visited earth?
What do you think of the multiverse idea?
If you look into the future, where are we headed?

WTF JORCH YOU SUCK!

It was one of Noory's most PATHETIC interviews ever.  Now, that's really hitting a LOW point.  Thank goodness a few callers were intelligent and asked interesting and engaging questions. 

[Jackstar]

It was one of Noory's most PATHETIC interviews ever.  Now, that's really hitting a LOW point.  Thank goodness a few callers were intelligent and asked interesting and engaging questions.

I don't know if you were talking about last night, but I tuned in, and all I heard was some idiot guest going, "uh, uh, uh... there's no way to travel to the stars, uh, uh, uh... yeah, that's a good idea, George, we could do that, but we would need a... uh... uh... uh... space elevator! Yeah! And that's going to take... uh... uh... uh... years!"

You people, who are reading these words, who are not referring this post to your superiors, so I can get a research grant, are fucking idiots. Also, your superiors? Fucking idiots.

In La'Kech, bitches. In the meantime, while your handlers are busy Googling "in la kech" (here's a hint, it means "I see myself in you, you fucking cunt), you might want to do the math, and find out how long it takes to get from high Earth orbit, to high Mars orbit, assuming a 1g acceleration throughout the trip.

I  am still battling this phenomenon, where I want to throw up in my mouth, every time this asshole on Coast tonight went on and on and on about how there were "so many" reasons why this, that, and the other thing went on, and yet, I still feel compelled to write down my perceptions for other humans, describing these layers and layers of truth and lies, in the hopes that some other idiot will connect to what I have written, and then, do something about it.

P.S., note that I haven't asked you for any Federal aid, yet.

[Izintit?]

 George discussing science fiction writers is like,well,George discussing anything.What a complete boob! The guest was gracious enough to glide over George`s idiotic interjections and infantile questions. The whole sad "interview" ended with Georgette marvelling that the authors bookcover "feels like rubber" like a pre-teen girl. GNS ad infinitum

[Jackstar]

I honestly think they killed the real Georgy Noory about ten years ago, and the thing that has been doing interviews for the last decade has been some artificial semi-intelligence run by DARPA.

I tuned in tonight for the first time in months and I was appalled at the the level of incompetence the NooryBot displayed. How fucking hard is it, to formulate a coherent query? Apparently, VERY HARD.

Moron. No one is falling for your bullshit facade, GovTeam

[ItsOver]

A caller just told GN he "had a following in the blind community."

That really is "something you don't hear on the radio everyday."

[DocHolliday]

Noory is the most worthless radio 'host' I've ever heard.  Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I always hope to hold out for some glimmer of hope for an interesting show as I fall asleep at night.

Nope.  I don't think that's ever going to happen.

[DocHolliday]

I thought this friggin inteview was supposed to be about sci-fi writers and their ideas, something I'm very interested in.  Instead Jorch lazily just throws out random generic science questions like: 

Do you think aliens visited earth?
What do you think of the multiverse idea?
If you look into the future, where are we headed?

WTF JORCH YOU SUCK!

The guy really must recycle canned interview cards for every damn guest out there.  Throw in a "Amazing!" or "That's right!" to mix up the questions, too.

[paladin1991]

Suckage.  Major Suckage.

[ItsOver]

I just snorfed ginger ale all over my iPad and the poor cat in my lap! Lol! That's the best laugh I have had all day, thank you. 

The united haterz of Jorch salutes you!

[Nick el Ass]

It appears George Noory has kept right on a-sucking. I have not tuned in to the show for a long time... and can consider my house sucky radio free for this entire year.


Say no to drugs & Noory, kids.

[Dateline]

I just read the Noory empire has expanded, it has gone viral in mens' fragrances.

It is TOMBEREEK!  The tag line is for those Hot and Spicy Encounters. 

It shows a man and a women in a kitchen, old European/American.  He has her over the stove. . . Fade out to Noory. .. TOMBEREEK!  Hot and Spicy. .. Noory in PreRads breakroom.

[Catsmile]

A caller just told GN he "had a following in the blind community."

The blind leading the blind.   
That sums up Norons C2C.
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just entered The Twilight Zone.

[yumyumtree]

I am catching up on several pages of NOORY sucks info..
But I listened intently last night and have these points:
"Steven" Qauyle seemed tame.
Alex Jones seemed to be auditioning to host a Saturday night.
Noory needs to stop calling every news story "Bizarre"

It occurred to me too that Alex Jones might become a part-time CtoC host.

[DocHolliday]

It occurred to me too that Alex Jones might become a part-time CtoC host.

God fucking help us.

Let's hope that the reason John Wheezy got the boot was for the same kind of craziness as Alex, so they won't plug him in.

[zeebo]

That really is "something you don't hear on the radio everyday."

Haha, actually it seems I hear it several times a day now, almost as often as "Hi I'm Ty Bollinger ...."

[zeebo]

I'd listen tonite but I was advised by my astrologer that for the next 24 hours I should avoid shows that suck.

Astrology Special
Thu 04-03

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary wisdom. Join George Noory as he talks to two astrologers (Linda Schurman in the first half, Mitchell Lewis in the second half) to see if they know why there is so much chaos, confusion and general freakiness taking place this year.

[aldousburbank]

Noory is the most worthless radio 'host' I've ever heard.  Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I always hope to hold out for some glimmer of hope for an interesting show as I fall asleep at night.

Nope.  I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Welcome to the party amigo. There's some cold bean dip and stale tortilla chips next to the warm beer.

WHOA!  Page 1500!  Do I get some free turmeric to freebase?