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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No







The Doobies didn't write Jesus Is Just Alright. As a matter of fact, The Byrds covered it first. It was written by Arthur Reid Reynolds in 1966.

This is preety cool its richards release of the Odyssey Cydonia map



That's weird. Steve Quayle downplaying Yellowstone doom.  Wonders never cease.





Transmission .......

Somethings going to happen ....

Something Wonderful ....

All these worlds are your to explore except Phobos

GN

PerfectTommy

Poor Steve Quayle hasn't got a clue. I've met some Biblical illiterates, but he takes the cake. Aliens? Illuminati? Antichrist a man of peace?

He knows as much about the Bible as I do about rocket science.



bigchucka

Wonder how the book on women loving getting fucked with giant fallen angel cocks will sell?


George Drooly

Dunno if anyone's mentioned it yet, but... George Noory sucks.

qaddisin

Well, now that I know that Quayle isn't worried about Yellowstone going up, I'm sure it will happen within the next week.

Quote from: qaddisin on April 02, 2014, 02:57:58 AM
Well, now that I know that Quayle isn't worried about Yellowstone going up, I'm sure it will happen within the next week.

I know that's right!!  LOL

Catsmile

Quote from: Birdie on April 01, 2014, 11:21:26 PM
Sounds like Jorch is in full-on death crow mode tonight.
...(snip)...

Edit: Did I just hear Jorch ask for people suffering from a super bug to call in? Really? I must have misheard him.
My super bug is the fact he still has any job in broadcasting.
C2C was handed to him with a bow on it.
Which he posthaste used to wipe his ass with.(Cough! Cough!)

michio

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 01, 2014, 11:58:06 PM
OK. That's it. Gun in the mouth time.
A caller likens Noory and Jones to Walter Cronkite????? And the pair of them lap it up, and Joorch follows up with his 'impersonation' of the great man, which sounded an awful lot like George Noory.
Jesus Christ, this can't sink any lower, can it?

Can it sink any lower? Stay tuned. It's simultaneously sickening and laughable for someone like simpleton sNoory to think he's anywhere remotely near the caliber of someone like Cronkite.  The sNooron's narcissism and ego has no bounds. Walter must be turning in his grave, and rightly so.

ItsOver

Jorch should stick to choo-choo train impressions.  He sucked at that, too, but it's more his style.

Abby Normal

Quote from: b_dubb on April 01, 2014, 11:31:52 PM
Cannot listen to this shit. It's like allowing someone to take a diarrhea dump into your mind.

The most accurate description of Coast to Coast AM with George Noory I've ever heard.  Excellent.

Izintit?

Quote from: bigchucka on April 02, 2014, 02:21:08 AM
Wonder how the book on women loving getting fucked with giant fallen angel cocks will sell?
I dont know but HBO will make a series out of it.

Little Hater

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 02, 2014, 12:14:53 AM
Anyway, he claimed that their cleaning products had something in them to "make water wetter."

Well, that's exactly what detergents do. In laboratory circles, they're known as 'wetting agents'.

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