George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[yumyumtree]

Did George say "Titantic"?

[Étouffée]

Yep, he did.  The giganic Titantic!

[pate]

Jorch used to do little interjections like "that's right" "amahzing" but lately he just explodes in a doofus laugh kinda thing "doh-hoh-hoh-hoooh"  is this a new tic for him or something he has always done? 

'nother thing... I heard him talking about a noorovirus at the beginning of a show.  I think the symptoms are explosive verbal diarrhea, so perhaps this sub-retard laugh thing is just a symptom of this noorovirus or something...

[21st Century Man]

I wonder if Hoagland is ill.  His partner, Robin Falkov has been fighting cancer and Hoagland has had heart problems in the past. He hasn't updated his Facebook page or Enterprise Mission in a while.  I hope he's ok.

[astroguy]

Ahem.  "Alien Lights or Cosmic Rays on Mars."

[Morgus]

haha Noory dumped a prank caller just now?

[Immy]

Guest: I used to be a fundamentalist Christian and I read the Bible and thought I understood it. [Laughs at himself]

Jorch: [in "agreement"] Yeah! 

Perfect example of Jorch pretending like he understands what his guest just said.

As far as our "scientist", he doesn't pass my "nukyalar" test. (Any expert who mispronounces "nuclear" is a hack).

[zeebo]

Poor Bill the AAA from WH only got the first part of his two-part question in before the break.  He had no time left after clarifying that he really is an astronomer and an athiest, and demonstrating his great knowledge of scientific instruments on the Mars rovers.

[Juan Cena]

I wonder if Hoagland is ill.  His partner, Robin Falkov has been fighting cancer and Hoagland has had heart problems in the past. He hasn't updated his Facebook page or Enterprise Mission in a while.  I hope he's ok.

That's what I was thinking. I can't imagine RCH would simply keep quiet if he was banned from C2C by Snorge. He's not that type of person to do so.

[b_dubb]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torsion_field_(pseudoscience)

Maybe RCH is hanging with his huckster buds in Russia

[Morgus]

Poor Bill the AAA from WH only got the first part of his two-part question in before the break.  He had no time left after clarifying that he really is an astronomer and an athiest, and demonstrating his great knowledge of scientific instruments on the Mars rovers.

yep 'ole Bill needs to learn to stop with his long introduction every time and stop with the long multi-part questions.
get on ask one short question and thats all until next time...

[UFQuack]

an astronomer and an athiest

That's how he's planning to introduce himself to the man with the book at the gates of heaven.

[Morgus]

The last guest tonite keeps referring to a "Captain K"
Must be a trekkie, taking a name after Captain Kirk?

[wr250]

The last guest tonite keeps referring to a "Captain K"
Must be a trekkie, taking a name after Captain Kirk?

or maybe captain krunch ...

[valdez]

Did George say "Titantic"?

Yes.  And seconds before that he spoke of something called "tammy-flu." I use to know a girl named Tammy, but she wasn't spreading the flu.  If you know what I mean.

Poor Bill the AAA from WH...

He got the shaft tonight.  Not cool.  But if Dora the Crazy Cuban Lady had called in she would have gotten twenty minutes easy.

Ahem.  "Alien Lights or Cosmic Rays on Mars."

I just knew Mike Bara (who's not convinced that time slows down as you approach the speed of light) was talking about you when mentioned somebody who's "name he didn't want mention" (or something along those lines).  Good work, astroguy.  Somebody has to keep these clowns straight, although they do have a slight entertainment value.  I thought the idea of an all Mars show was cool.  Besides Bara, we also had  Dr. John Brandenburg, George J. Haas, J.P. Levasseur, and Michael E. Salla speculating on ancient life on the red planet and how it may have met its demise.  But why no straight science guy in the lineup, like Robert Zimmerman?  Heck, even Hoagland (sorely missed, especially when they got to talking about Cydonia) can get off the wackiness and focus on the hard science.  Among the caller highlights was the lady who's got a picture of a whole bunch of people and rowboats on Mars, a guy named Johnny Danger that Haas and Levasseur went nuts over, and somebody named Tim, who has been getting shuttled by aliens to Mars and back since he was a kid.  George gave him about 6 seconds, to which Michael Salla said "Tim, if you're still listening, I'd like to hear your story." Because George ain't got no time for that.  Because he's the host of c2c.  A show about the unusual.  Because George can't wait to go home and "jump" into his sleep number bed.

[ItsOver]

Ha, yes, Jorch can't wait to jump in his Sleep Number bed, covered in turmeric-stained sheets and littered with turkey on whole wheat sandwich crumbs.  'Ol Jorch, curled up tight with his Vermont teddy bear, "itchy and uncomforable in his own skin."

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

As far as our "scientist", he doesn't pass my "nukyalar" test. (Any expert who mispronounces "nuclear" is a hack).

I noticed that, too. Anyone who can't correctly pronounce "nuclear" while claiming to be an expert on the subject immediately forfeits all credibility.  They should find a new line of work, like selling joolery.

[paladin1991]

The last guest tonite keeps referring to a "Captain K"
Must be a trekkie, taking a name after Captain Kirk?

Kaptain Kaveman

[Izintit?]

Ha, yes, Jorch can't wait to jump in his Sleep Number bed, covered in turmeric-stained sheets and littered with turkey on whole wheat sandwich crumbs.  'Ol Jorch, curled up tight with his Vermont teddy bear, "itchy and uncomforable in his own skin."

And Tommy spooning him happily asleep because his sleep number is 69.

[anunnaki]

RC Hoagland should spend some time searching for his upper teeth :-)

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Sweet Jesus on a bike, tonight we've got that supreme master of self-delusion George Haas, telling us that a Martian civilization carved a giant image of Queen Nefertiti on the planet. In one week, dinosaurs imported from outer space, and now this!!! I fear my bedside radio may get attacked again.

expat - Just wondered if your radio survived last night.  I missed your good pal Mike's expert analysis of the recent Martian light, but I'm guessing he had you itching to make time fly across the room more than once.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

From Hoagland at - http://binaryspellbook.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/hoagland/

Don't know if this one's already been posted here, but it's too good not to be.  He also has the definitive picture of the Hoagland/Bara relationship.

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[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Poor Bill the AAA from WH only got the first part of his two-part question in before the break.  He had no time left after clarifying that he really is an astronomer and an athiest, and demonstrating his great knowledge of scientific instruments on the Mars rovers.

Hey zeebo - here's some Mrs. Falbo for you.  Have a great weekend and try to stay out of prison!


Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town - Visiting a Prison, & The Letter 'P'

[nooryisawesome]

ART, YOU LEFT US WITH NOORY!!!

N O O R Y!!!

I listen to other shows. Fade to black 3 nights a week, Dark weekend on Sunday.

The try to fill in the other three days with a combination of Caravan to Midnight, Where does the road go?, ParaCast, etc

[zeebo]

... somebody named Tim, who has been getting shuttled by aliens to Mars and back since he was a kid. 

It's tales like this that make my life seem so boring. 

[Gassy Man]

People are ripping on Hoagland, but at least he is articulate. His theories may by and large be idiotic, but you can listen to him.  He can speak in complete sentences, with actual enunciation and emphasis. Most of Coast to Coast's guests struggle with the whole speech thing, which is not helped by Noory as host, himself baffled by the process.  And unlike other articulate screwballs -- Streiber, Marzulli, Warren, Jones -- Hoagland is less bat shit crazy or scary huckster and more a geeky provocateur, which means he can be enjoyed in a P.T. Barnum way.  I can listen to Hoagland for hours.   

[zeebo]

...I thought the idea of an all Mars show was cool.  ...  But why no straight science guy in the lineup, like Robert Zimmerman? 

You can't have a real Mars show without Robert Zubrin.  There was a good interview with him recently btw on Jimmy Churchs' Fade to Black show, you can find on youtube.

[alger]

or maybe captain krunch ...

Captain Kundalini! 

[expat]

expat - Just wondered if your radio survived last night.  I missed your good pal Mike's expert analysis of the recent Martian light, but I'm guessing he had you itching to make time fly across the room more than once.

I finally decided to blog the Marsflash thingy, although I claim no expertise. I thought it would be useful to list the important web resources. Yes, my radio survived the night, just barely.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/04/that-glinty-thing-on-mars.html

[zeebo]

Hey zeebo - here's some Mrs. Falbo for you.  ...

Haha, Mrs. Falbo ... I have to track down the one where she's spying on the king and queen and their, um, royal activities.