George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

Interesting..

Whitley Strieber has always been willing to share intimate details about his abductions, even inadvertently popularizing the notion of anal probing.  He just shared with us that in this age of political correctness (his words) the last thing you are not allowed to talk about is alien abductions or experience with the paranormal.  Yet a moment later when asked about his religious beliefs he completely clammed up.  He refused to talk about them.

I guess I can see the logic.  He probably doesn't want anyone to suggest his experiences have anything to do with religious biases.

Still, you have a nice eye for the ludicrous by juxtaposing his odd total news blackout on religion when for decades he's been so eager to share how the aliens plumbed the depths of his...soul. Over. And over. And over. Hell, I remember listening to him whine about how he struggled with whether he would start an affair with a woman he was with while away from his beloved...and he was even stopping the seduction to call his wife and talk with her about whether he would start the affair. I mean, with a guy that completely off the wall, he's probably done us a favor to keep from us his adoration of Cthulh or Moloch or Pazuzu or a can of tuna.

[Jackpine Savage]

Still, you have a nice eye for the ludicrous by juxtaposing his odd total news blackout on religion when for decades he's been so eager to share how the aliens plumbed the depths of his...soul. Over. And over. And over. Hell, I remember listening to him whine about how he struggled with whether he would start an affair with a woman he was with while away from his beloved...and he was even stopping the seduction to call his wife and talk with her about whether he would start the affair. I mean, with a guy that completely off the wall, he's probably done us a favor to keep from us his adoration of Cthulh or Moloch or Pazuzu or a can of tuna.

yeah.
Haha. Strieber missed the reality show era by about a decade. Can you imagine?  Tru-TV presents: "Whitely Strieber and cabin in the woods" featuring shaky camâ,,¢ and probe-o-vison!

[onan]

On the way home today a car in front of me had a personalized license plate:  MRS JRCH

I saw one a few months ago that had the stamping: GNS 2012.

[valdez]

...in the ocean right?

...is he really that stupid?

There was a funk in Whitley Strieber's voice.  I don't think he felt like playing monkey to George's circus, and any hope that Dr. Robert Bennett may have had of engaging in something resembling intelligent conversation was dashed the moment George wondered if Madagascar was located in the ocean.  I didn't learn a damn thing about exorcisms tonight.  And now he's pushing a mouthwash?  Ian is gone, Knapp is hunting bigfoot, I therefore await Commander Well's call for mutiny.  I long to see Mr. Noory walk the plank.  Did somebody mention Maria Bartiromo?
 

oh yes...somebody did

[Marc.Knight]

Last night Noodles had a hell of a time pronouncing "Tonawanda" NY.  It was more like:  "Tono-wanada" 

[dan7800]

No joke, I had a dream last night where I saw George randomly in a supermarket checkout line. I yelled "Hey George, just so you know.... you suck!"


He said that he knew that already, but thanks anyways.

[VtaGeezer]

KFI in Los Angeles rarely cuts Jorchie off with breaking news, but they have for the last 10 mins to address ongoing verdict-inspired violence in the LA area.

Reports say 150 people. Wow...in a city of 5 million...what a "riot"!  Looked more like a dozen on TV.

KFI's in good company with its "riot" reporting ...Infowars, Drudge and RT...probably Beck's "The Blaze" too.  The real shame is that so many rightwingers are bitterly disappointed that riots didn't happen.  Damn...after they bought all that ammo too.

BTW, KFI "broke in" on C2C on the 4th about the massive fireworks explosion in Simi Valley...the one that hardly made news the following morning.  They used to call it sensationalism.

[ItsOver]

Still, you have a nice eye for the ludicrous by juxtaposing his odd total news blackout on religion when for decades he's been so eager to share how the aliens plumbed the depths of his...soul. Over. And over. And over. Hell, I remember listening to him whine about how he struggled with whether he would start an affair with a woman he was with while away from his beloved...and he was even stopping the seduction to call his wife and talk with her about whether he would start the affair. I mean, with a guy that completely off the wall, he's probably done us a favor to keep from us his adoration of Cthulh or Moloch or Pazuzu or a can of tuna.

Absolutely.  I can't imagine how bizarre a Whitley diatribe on his religion would be.

[ItsOver]

Noory:  Madagascar.. that's just a little place with animals where people go to relax, isn't it?

Noory:  ... in the ocean right?

"Sherlock" Noory.  Never failing to astound his Kindergarten teacher with his amazing observations.  It's a good thing for him inhaling and exhaling are autonomous.

[coaster]

If I remember correctly, Whitley has mentioned a time or two that he is a  member of the catholic church.
edit http://www.unknowncountry.com/insight/my-catholic-struggle-whitley-strieber

[Morgus]

I noticed at the end of the show last night Noory didn't mention Ian Punnett anymore in his list of people to thank, though he still said Art Bell at the end but with a strange tone of voice...

[HorrorReporter]

It's pretty bad when Noory gets SO bad that we don't even want to talk about how bad he is anymore..

[bateman]

There was a funk in Whitley Strieber's voice.  I don't think he felt like playing monkey to George's circus

I noticed that when some nut called in asking about the Galactic Senate or some such nonsense. Noory excitedly asked, "Know anything about that, Whitley??" Whitley's response of "..I have no idea what he's talking about" had such an irritated tone to it. Cracked me up.

[coaster]

I usually find animated gifs annoying as hell,  but for some reason I made one of George Noory giving the tongue to an ass implant.
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2412/ytr0.gif

[HorrorReporter]

I usually find animated gifs annoying as hell,  but for some reason I made one of George Noory giving the tongue to an ass implant.
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2412/ytr0.gif

Could be the greatest GIF ever made. Thank you.

[ItsOver]

I noticed that when some nut called in asking about the Galactic Senate or some such nonsense. Noory excitedly asked, "Know anything about that, Whitley??" Whitley's response of "..I have no idea what he's talking about" had such an irritated tone to it. Cracked me up.

I made the mistake of having the radio tuned to C2C last night and caught the first hour with Stieber.  That was about the best part in an otherwise more depressing than usual session with Strieber.  Typically lame Noory.  Rather than nailing the caller as a complete nut job or just saying "enough of that," in an Art Bell-type manner, phony Noory passes the buck over to Strieber, like some little kid running to their mommy.  At least Strieber had enough self-respect to call it like was for that little seance.  Good for you Whitley and sorry to hear about the wife.

[MV/Liberace!]

LMAO. George asks an ordained, traditional Christian if he believes in heaven.

sometimes a post causes me to gut laugh.  this was one of them.  holy crap.

[MV/Liberace!]

On the way home today a car in front of me had a personalized license plate:  MRS JRCH

looks like perfect jorch's eye pad material.

[MV/Liberace!]

(LMK if I can mention other forum sites MV)

yeah, mentioning and linking to other forums is fine.

[MV/Liberace!]

No joke, I had a dream last night where I saw George randomly in a supermarket checkout line. I yelled "Hey George, just so you know.... you suck!"


He said that he knew that already, but thanks anyways.

i must be high or something.  this thread is making me lose my shit.  did he really say that in the dream? hahahaha

[ItsOver]

I'm still laughing about Noory's "in depth" knowledge about Madagascar.  Jorch makes Curly look like Einstein.

[jazmunda]

I noticed that this thread has 1.3 million views with 27,000 replies and the Art Bell thread has already amassed over 700,000 views with only 8,800 replies. Does that mean people love Art more than they hate Noory? Is that a good or bad thing for the old Jorch?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I noticed that this thread has 1.3 million views with 27,000 replies and the Art Bell thread has already amassed over 700,000 views with only 8,800 replies. Does that mean people love Art more than they hate Noory? Is that a good or bad thing for the old Jorch?

So that's 49 views per reply for Noory Sucks and 80 views per reply for Art using the site statistics.  I just had to put it in terms I could understand.

I think it means people go to Noory Sucks to spout off and relieve some frustration, whereas they go to the Art Bell thread for information.

[coaster]

I made another Noory video. Take a look if you are interested.

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

[onan]

eem. with with.


there are no words to describe this. Buffoon, imbecile, moron... they don't scratch the surface.


nice work by the way... I am sorry you have to suffer him.

[Meanandnasty]

Th-Th-That blue plastic thing is a George trainer.  It is what they flog George with between commercials when he gets all geeky and such.

[bateman]

I made another Noory video. Take a look if you are interested.

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

Unreal. There's a bit they do on Opie & Anthony where they tool on call-in guests (usually authors) & ask them ridiculous, roundabout questions that don't make an ounce of sense. Noory is the real life version of "Steve from Yellowstone" if anyone's familiar with the show..

[NoMoreNoory]

I made another Noory video. Take a look if you are interested.

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

It's wonderful and awful all at the same time. Don't watch these after a large Chinese take-out.


Eem with-with, everybody!

[NoMoreNoory]

And our boy is going to be like a porcine in the brown stuff tonight. First hour, Dr David Hanscomb will discuss pediatric chronic pain. That's a whole hour of suffering, mangled little kiddy children for Joorch to wallow in.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I made another Noory video. Take a look if you are interested.

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

Thanks, your work is much appreciated.  It had bothered me since posting about Madagascar that I wasn't able to quote Noory more accurately.  The actual statements and questions are better (in a twisted way) than I was able to transcribe, and certainly show Noory was only thinking of that animated movie.