George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

Unreal. There's a bit they do on Opie & Anthony where they tool on call-in guests (usually authors) & ask them ridiculous, roundabout questions that don't make an ounce of sense. Noory is the real life version of "Steve from Yellowstone" if anyone's familiar with the show..

ramOOOOOOOOOOOOOne!!!!

[bateman]

ramOOOOOOOOOOOOOne!!!!

YES!! This one was a gem:


http://youtu.be/558hpOx9Cr8

Jimmy's babbling starting at 6:59 is Snoory to a T.

[jazmunda]

I made another Noory video. Take a look if you are interested.

George Noory's Rambling on Coast To Coast Am Part 2

WOW! That is bad. I must admit I have not listened to George in over 5 years. Was his slurring always that bad? He genuinely sounded drunk in some of those clips and not the fun drunk.

[MV/Liberace!]

YES!! This one was a gem:


http://youtu.be/558hpOx9Cr8

Jimmy at 6:59 is a prime example of a Noory question.

man.  i remember them doing a lot of these in the early xm days.  i think the move to sirius really hurt that show... but it's still one of the best things on the radio today.

[bateman]

man.  i remember them doing a lot of these in the early xm days.  i think the move to sirius really hurt that show... but it's still one of the best things on the radio today.

They were at their prime in the WNEW days, but there were definitely legendary shows later on too. Hard to top the stunts they used to do though, ie. Voyeur Bus, Homeless Shopping Spree.. They were the heir apparent to Stern until St. Patrick's Cathedral...

[Titanic]

"Sherlock" Noory.  Never failing to astound his Kindergarten teacher with his amazing observations.  It's a good thing for him inhaling and exhaling are autonomous.

Inhaling and exhaling are autonomic reflexes.  "How arrre yooo? and, " what keeps yooo going"  are automatic disqualifiers for a competent radio personality.

[MV/Liberace!]

They were at their prime in the WNEW days, but there were definitely legendary shows later on too. Hard to top the stunts they used to do though, ie. Voyeur Bus, Homeless Shopping Spree.. They were the heir apparent to Stern until St. Patrick's Cathedral...

i've heard a lot of their WNEW stuff, but i've always enjoyed the XM days more.  opinions... blah blah.

[Morgus]

Noory is saying right now on the air that he has to use Thera-breath products to control his bad breath at speaking engagements...

[Immy]

Did Idiot Jorch just say there's no evidence that drugs played a part in Glee star Cory Monteith's death? Please tell me I misheard that. It's all over the news today that alcohol and heroin were to blame. Un-effing-real.

[zeebo]

Did Idiot Jorch just say there's no evidence that drugs played a part in Glee star Cory Monteith's death? Please tell me I misheard that. It's all over the news today that alcohol and heroin were to blame. Un-effing-real.

Yeah I just heard the same thing.  I was wondering if I was listening to a taped re-broadcast or something.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

For a program that claims to be on the leading edge of current events, I find the C2C team apparently pay no attention to the news both during and for hours preceding the broadcast.  They're old news.

I would have expected one of the producers to pay attention to news feeds even during the show so they can be right on top of things.

[gandalf50]

Noory is saying right now on the air that he has to use Thera-breath products to control his bad breath at speaking engagements...

What do you expect from a man who is full of shit.

[zeebo]

I have a question.  When Noory gives news accounts of horrible things ... like tonite with the stories of bags of dead rabbits outside someone's house and the poor guy who got crushed by a cow .... Why does he seem so excited about it?  Does he have some kind of social pathology?

I mean these are horrible things really.  But he seems to get a kind of giddy thrill out of them.  It's like he's got no ability to sympathize about the poor folks involved.  They're just wacky stories, morbid zingers that fascinate him and send shivers of excitement through him you can hear in his voice.  It really creeps me out.

[Titanic]

Can't seem to get out of the blue box  Sorry, folks. Getting old sucks. Can almost identify with shithead  noory. 

Now, for something completely different... Ian's last show was kinda good if you buy into his Jesus as historical figure thingy. However,  there can not be a Jesus of Nazareth since there was no Nazareth at the time.  I've heard his dismissal of the  "Jesus as myth" hypothesis and found him to be overly sensitive to an alternative history that makes a great deal of sense.

Let's hope that Art will explore this and other iconoclastic subjects on his new show!!  Keep hope alive!

[Maxwell]

Bizarre story out of the "Sacromenta" area in California.  I've never heard of it either.

[Jnthn932]

Has anyone ever received a reply from c2c after fast blasting something negative about snoory?

[Meanandnasty]

Tis the intro, health, health and more health.  It will soon be just Noory and his druggies and ailers.  Give him the script and let me go. 

[Morgus]

Has anyone ever received a reply from c2c after fast blasting something negative about snoory?

i don't think they even read fast blasts anymore for quite sometime, since they added the text message feature.
in any case all negative stuff is screened out by the staff before Noory would see it...

[Meanandnasty]

See the little guy in the green T-shirt?  He is upset, too. 

[Sardondi]

Noory is saying right now on the air that he has to use Thera-breath products to control his bad breath at speaking engagements...

Yes, it' just one of those unfortunate facts of life that banquet food is often very high in fats and carbohydrates which are ordinarily "flatulent foods". With most people, as digestion takes place, along with the broken down food the large and small intestine can produce quite large amounts of methane, which passes thereafter through the colon, down through the rectum and to the anus. For normal humans from that point highly offensive and odiferous methane gas passes through the anus every time the sphincter muscle relaxes.

Or in George's special anatomical case, being a butthead, every time he speaks. his sphincter relaxes and "he lets flee a grete fart" from his mouth and nose. Which indeed makes for special hygiene considerations for George.

[Meanandnasty]

He's looking for an endorcement.  Therabreath.  Solve the mystery of the night, pop a therabreath and the vampires will love you.

[NoMoreNoory]

Yeah I just heard the same thing.  I was wondering if I was listening to a taped re-broadcast or something.

I've always doubted the pre-record idea, but this makes me wonder. First, as I posted last night, he was 'announcing' Cory's death 48 hours after the event, and now this! And I think somewhere in Internet corner last night or this morning I did see a suggestion that drugs were not involved, but this was before the coroner's report. And I repeat: why is this on Coast at all? Meanwhile, the discovery in unassuming field in Scotland of a 10,000 year old lunar 'calendar' has gone completely unnoticed by this buffoon.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory is saying right now on the air that he has to use Thera-breath products to control his bad breath at speaking engagements...

I wonder how George found out he has bad breath

[gandalf50]

I wonder how George found out he has bad breath

At his last speaking engagement everyone in the audience was wearing gas masks.
hmmm. That might make a good Jorch's Eye Pad unfortunately I cant draw..

[Immy]

Can you feel it coming...?

"What if Tesla had a computer?" 

[coaster]

This guys stuttering is a bit much. I'm enjoying the show but its getting a bit on my nerves. I may just buy his book to spare my ears.

[zeebo]

Meanwhile, the discovery in unassuming field in Scotland of a 10,000 year old lunar 'calendar' has gone completely unnoticed by this buffoon.

That find sounds really cool, would love to hear more.  Why aren't we getting more cool news like that instead of gratuitous stories of horrible accidents, virus outbreaks, murders/maimings etc.  Oh yeah, it's because Noory is some kind of twisted weirdo, instead of a thoughtful host who's interested in the kind of deeper topics that Coast was supposed to be about.

[Nebraska888]

Is it just me??  Noory  has actually asked two or three questions?  Maybe he's been reading some of his forums?     

[NoMoreNoory]

That find sounds really cool, would love to hear more.  Why aren't we getting more cool news like that instead of gratuitous stories of horrible accidents, virus outbreaks, murders/maimings etc.  Oh yeah, it's because Noory is some kind of twisted weirdo, instead of a thoughtful host who's interested in the kind of deeper topics that Coast was supposed to be about.

Discovered initially by aerial reconnaissance. A series of pits in an arc, shaped to follow the progress of the moon, or the nmoon as Joorch would call it, waxing to full and waning back to crescent. The central, full moon pit was oriented to the midwinter solstice which meant that the lunar 'calendar' didn't get out of sync with the solar. Predates previous oldest 'calendar' in Mesopotamia by 5,000 years. Google it. It's been widely reported over the last couple days.
There are stories like this appearing all the time which Noory ignores while he bleats on about stories like Snowden which are covered in depth everywhere else, and increasingly, celebrity stories.

[NoMoreNoory]

And while I was typing that, Joorch just did it again! In response to a caller, the guest says Tesla never met Einstein. A bare minute later, Joorch asks 'Did Tesla ever meet Albert Einstein?'
My theory is that because Joorch isn't listening properly, these things lodge in his head unconsciously and then surface in his pea brain as though he just thought of it. It's pathetic.