George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Cyndi Dale talks about subtle energy, which isn't weak energy and is energy that travels faster than the speed of light and makes up most things.  WTF!!!!!??  Energy is kinetic or potential.  It's the capacity to do work, which means it can move a mass over a distance.  It's not anything else.  Where do they get these people from?

[NoMoreNoory]

Cyndi Dale is one name short of being a fully-fledged Cat Lady. The best of these all have an unnecessary third name.
'The body is electric', says George, the latter-day Walt Whitman. He is probably plugged into the mains as he speaks.
Now he's steered Cyndi onto one of his favourite pieces of safe ground: psychic vampires. Joorch says  he was at a favourite restaurant in St Louis last night. 'Friends' ( ??) were coming and going. He says he was introduced to a former player for the St Louis Blues hockey team. He won't name him, he says, in fact, he's probably listening right now. He then proceeds to describe this guy as a perfect specimen of a psychic vampire. 'I gotta tell you. Extremely negative energy. You could not only feel it, you could see it on his face. I mean it literally affects them physically.'
I have no doubt that this affliction is typical of anyone forced to be introduced to the The Great Noory and try to make small talk with the piece of shit. How fucking offensive is that, especially if he has reason to believe the guy is actually listening?

[NoMoreNoory]

LMAO!!!!
Cyndi, speaking of relationships, says 'we don't want people filling in our holes.'
Erm, I hate to break this to you, Cyndi....
Laughing too hard to type further!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Cyndi Dale just essential said she's too good to do 'handi-work' around the house.  I guess that's why I don't believe in subtle energy -- I'm just not sophisticated enough.  Good enough for me.  I'll give the Archon's guy a try later on.

[Morgus]

The 'submerging' artists tonight are especially bad...

[NoMoreNoory]

The 'submerging' artists tonight are especially bad...

Tsk, tsk, Morgie!
'Be my love-boat, baby
Til my ship comes in'
Cole Porter wrote nothing finer

[ziznak]

I'm waiting for the second half tonight.  I can't sit through this spiritual energy bullshit but awww man can't I wait to hear the Archon Bs in the second half.

[zeebo]

I'm waiting for the second half tonight.  I can't sit through this spiritual energy bullshit but awww man can't I wait to hear the Archon Bs in the second half.

Seems like every time I tune into coast for the usual 10 mins. that I can endure it it's turned into some kind of cheeseball new age psychic fair.  Didn't they just have some other goofy lady on a few nites ago that was babbling on about the same energy/consciousness/intuition/frequencies/etc.?  I mean maybe I'm just in bad mood since I haven't done my crystal healing ritual or sat under my dreamcatcher whilst meditating about dolphins and quantum-based spirtual energies, but seriously I'd rather eat a tofu hot dog rather than listen to any more of this sandlewood-scented foolishness.

[NoMoreNoory]

Christ alive. Trailing the second half, George calls John Lash, John Lance. Just no end to his genius.

[Meanandnasty]

I  read online today that some caller on Friday night tweeted that the call screener was rude and arrogant to her.  I find that telling since the show refers to haters being here on Coastgab.  Now I read how bad they treat callers and I did not take that this was anyone other than an average caller.

[WOTR]

I feel bad for those artists.  They send in a CD with high hopes, Tommy sticks it in a closet with 7000 others, and a few years later he may play a clip at random with no regard to the talent of the artist.  By then the band has either made it or broken up and devoted themselves to their accounting jobs.

I realize that I am a little cynical when I was reading this and questioning why they would bother with submerging artists.  Suddenly, I began to wonder if they have the artists sign a release with some fancy language where they sign the rights to the song and their performance over to Pemrat.  Stick it in a closet, hope they make it big and pull out the old paperwork saying that you own the rights.  Yeah, I am probably (hopefully) wrong on the reasoning.  It just shows what I actually think of the Rat and Jorche.


I think Bell did emerging artists.  I think he probably actually listened to them before giving them airtime as I do not recall covering my ears in self defense.

[Meanandnasty]

I realize that I am a little cynical when I was reading this and questioning why they would bother with submerging artists.  Suddenly, I began to wonder if they have the artists sign a release with some fancy language where they sign the rights to the song and their performance over to Pemrat.  Stick it in a closet, hope they make it big and pull out the old paperwork saying that you own the rights.  Yeah, I am probably (hopefully) wrong on the reasoning.  It just shows what I actually think of the Rat and Jorche.


I think Bell did emerging artists.  I think he probably actually listened to them before giving them airtime as I do not recall covering my ears in self defense.

Art did, but I remember it was some that wrote songs specifically about the show.  Thanks for posting that reference post.  I had been thinking about it.  Yes, if they make money, you know they will be standing there with their hands out. 
This is how they pick them.  Noory blind folds the Producer.  He turns out the lights and he randomly picks out six cd's or however they send them in.  Then, with those six, they stack them up and play dominoes.  The first to fall is the first selection and so forth.  Very scientific process.

[Morgus]

The guest just now claimed on the air he introduced "Archon" to the public conciousness 12 years ago...
Maybe that was right after he watched an old Star Trek episode?

[karios8]

The guest just now claimed on the air he introduced "Archon" to the public conciousness 12 years ago...
Maybe that was right after he watched an old Star Trek episode?

Who plans to call this guy on his BS when Jorch starts taking calls?

[Juan]

The submerging artists don't get a chance.  They are now playing them with the voice over promos over them.  You can't hear enough to tell if there's any talent or not. Hugh Hewitt did this years ago, but played at least a minute of each song.

As for signing over anything, I would think that Cheap Channel would require the songs to be licensed through either BMI or ASCAP.  These are performing rights societies who log station playlists and pay the artists if there are enough plays.  The performing rights society takes care of all the paperwork.

[Sardondi]

Uh, I know I missed that that Sunday, July 7 was the 60th anniversary of Roswell. But did C2C overlook this event as well so that it could put on stuff about speed-of-thought energy and dreams? I haven't followed the show for  along time, but I find it astounding that nothing would have been done with this tailor-made event.

[HorrorReporter]

The Sunday show me have been the worst program of any kind that was ever made on the planet earth

[Sardondi]

The Sunday show me have been the worst program of any kind that was ever made on the planet earth

I got that feeling from the comments above, even taking into consideration this is the "Noory Sucks Compendium". It seems George has plumbed new depths of awful.

Uh, I know I missed that that Sunday, July 7 was the 60th anniversary of Roswell. But did C2C overlook this event as well so that it could put on stuff about speed-of-thought energy and dreams? I haven't followed the show for  along time, but I find it astounding that nothing would have been done with this tailor-made event.

Kids, there's a reason your parents always told you to think before you speak/write, and to not automatically accept anything without at least thinking it through a little bit, which unfortunately I just did, immediately above. Uhhhh, does anyone know why I would have said that last night was the "60th anniversary of Roswell"? I just caught on that it's, like, 2013, not 2007 (which was a big deal on C2C as I recall). I happened to see that Google had up one of their patented celebratory logos which said "60th Anniversary of Roswell Incident" and I immediately went into "Whaaaaaa??!!!?" mode. What the hell. I don't recall a 1953 follow on, and I wasn't looking at a cache page. I don't understand.

Anyway, all I know to do now is go all Emily Litella and say, "Never mind."

[HorrorReporter]

I got that feeling from the comments above, even taking into consideration this is the "Noory Sucks Compendium". It seems George has plumbed new depths of awful.

Kids, there's a reason your parents always told you to think before you speak/write, and to not automatically accept anything without at least thinking it through a little bit, which unfortunately I just did, immediately above. Uhhhh, does anyone know why I would have said that last night was the "60th anniversary of Roswell"? I just caught on that it's, like, 2013, not 2007 (which was a big deal on C2C as I recall). I happened to see that Google had up one of their patented celebratory logos which said "60th Anniversary of Roswell Incident" and I immediately went into "Whaaaaaa??!!!?" mode. What the hell. I don't recall a 1953 follow on, and I wasn't looking at a cache page. I don't understand.

Anyway, all I know to do now is go all Emily Litella and say, "Never mind."

It is a forgivable offense, the years passed by fast and I literally cannot believe it is already the 66th
anniversary

If you are so inclined, go to Google and play their Braswell UFO game, their logo is interactive and you have to save the alien and get him back to the ship

Or attempt to listen to one minute of George Noory last night and realize that even Google does paranormal and aliens better than the program known for it

[Sardondi]

It is a forgivable offense, the years passed by fast and I literally cannot believe it is already the 66th
anniversary

If you are so inclined, go to Google and play their Braswell UFO game, their logo is interactive and you have to save the alien and get him back to the ship

Or attempt to listen to one minute of George Noory last night and realize that even Google does paranormal and aliens better than the program known for it.

Okay, found it. Looks like a case of OME - "Old Man Eyes". The logo, which includes the neat interactive game HorrorReprter refers to, indeed lists the Roswell Incident - but it's the "66th Anniversary". *sigh*

[Juan]

Always remember that Al Gore was born March 31, 1948 - exactly 9-months after Roswell.

[ItsOver]

I realize that I am a little cynical when I was reading this and questioning why they would bother with submerging artists.  Suddenly, I began to wonder if they have the artists sign a release with some fancy language where they sign the rights to the song and their performance over to Pemrat.  Stick it in a closet, hope they make it big and pull out the old paperwork saying that you own the rights.  Yeah, I am probably (hopefully) wrong on the reasoning.  It just shows what I actually think of the Rat and Jorche.


I think Bell did emerging artists.  I think he probably actually listened to them before giving them airtime as I do not recall covering my ears in self defense.

Here's the link to what's on the C2C site for submissions:



http://download.premiereradio.net/guest/coast/emerging-artists-form.pdf


So far, I think it's safe to say the next Carrie Underwood won't be surfacing on Jorch's crap fest anytime soon.  Glub, glub....

[Sardondi]

Always remember that Al Gore was born March 31, 1948 - exactly 9-months after Roswell.

BWAAAHHAHAAAAAA!!! You know, I bet that's where he got that faulty second chakra that needed releasing....

[CampsieNP]

Anyway, all I know to do now is go all Emily Litella and say, "Never mind."

Thank you for posting this. I felt a little stung when you went "Emily Litella" on me a while back.
I did not post for weeks I felt so awful. Calling it on yourself makes me feel a little better because I know you are an intelligent guy and therefore it could happen to anyone.

[Sardondi]

Heh. Sorry 'bout that. As far as calling it on myself, it wasn't the first time, and it won't be the last.

[CampsieNP]

Thanks Sardondi. xoxo

[Abby Normal]

Always remember that Al Gore was born March 31, 1948 - exactly 9-months after Roswell.

Hmmm.  That would explain a lot.  Al Gore is the hybrid offspring of an alien!  Perhaps Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is not Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at all, but Giorgio Gore?  Grandson of an alien?  I wonder how many other alien offspring Gore has?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Okay, found it. Looks like a case of OME - "Old Man Eyes". The logo, which includes the neat interactive game HorrorReprter refers to, indeed lists the Roswell Incident - but it's the "66th Anniversary". *sigh*

Nevertheless, good catch.  Roswell should be a staple of the Coast to Coast universe and with a four hour show every single night the 66th anniversary should deserve some sort of tribute.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Why is everyone always hating on the Gore?

[PB the Deplorable]

Nevertheless, good catch.  Roswell should be a staple of the Coast to Coast universe and with a four hour show every single night the 66th anniversary should deserve some sort of tribute.

George has never heard of Roswell