George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[RedMichael]

I only got to the part where he made it flap around, like a leach apparently, and made it attack his face. Uncomfortable.

[PB the Deplorable]

First time poster......

I propose a new drinking game, everytime George says, "Of course...", you take a drink.  You'd be slobbering drunk by  the end of the second hour.

I'm amazed the network people don't "self scout" the C2C programs to fix some of the problems with Noory.  Does he know how many times he says "of course"?  Is there a guest he doesn't ask,  "You never stop, what drives you?"?   When did "good point" become an intellegent response to guests?  For the love of God, does anyone affilated with the program not understand how annoying Catherine Austin Fitts is?

The most irritating thing about Noory is just how poorly he prepares for interviews.  I'm actually embarassed for him.  Many of his interviews with intelligent guests come off sounding like the old Bob and Ray routine where the Komono dragon expert is interviewed.  No wonder he likes to have motor-mouth morons like Hoagland and Jones on all the time, all he has to do is ask one question and away they go.

George realized long ago that he sucks just as badly whether he prepares for the show or not.

[PB the Deplorable]

I only got to the part where he made it flap around, like a leach apparently, and made it attack his face. Uncomfortable.

At about 1:12 where he pretends to be squeezing a breast implant and calls it 'Sally' shows George at his creepy best.

[coaster]

OMG
ook a peek.  It's an even more bizarre Goat Screw than I
could have imagined:

That was brutal. The leech comment, sticking his tongue out, saying "Sally" while squeezing a butt implant. What a dick.

[ItsOver]

George realized long ago that he sucks just as badly whether he prepares for the show or not.

I've concluded that Jorch thinks his eight hour daily nap counts as his "show prep."  :

[VtaGeezer]

At about 1:12 where he pretends to be squeezing a breast implant and calls it 'Sally' shows George at his creepy best.

You guys need to lighten up on the trivial stuff. I actually thought he was mildly humorous.  Of course, the topic was something he could...um...grasp.

[Marc.Knight]

OMG

I had heard that GN was doing an internet TV show but didn't think much about it.
Finally broke down and took a peek.  It's an even more bizarre Goat Screw than I
could have imagined:

The Doc hung in there pretty good......

I love the pimp suit.  Notice how he barely listens to the doc, just like his radio show?  Noory just exudes self-loathing. 


Can you fucking imagine Art ever doing a circus act like this?

[HorrorRetro]

At about 1:12 where he pretends to be squeezing a breast implant and calls it 'Sally' shows George at his creepy best.

Oh my God.  What the hell is wrong with this man? That was the most bizarre thing I've seen in a long time.  It's not necessarily what he's saying that's so weird, but his mannerisms are just odd.  Something is wrong with him.

[Ccavsman]

Time for Jorchy... He is confused he said... No George its not music... Its a little paranormal. No wonder. Gotta talk about the guests wife... Medical prognosis... Thanks Jorchy.. Great information.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory leads with the death of Cory Monteith from Glee. News which is a) 48 hours old and b) any business of C2C how, exactly?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Interesting..

Whitley Strieber has always been willing to share intimate details about his abductions, even inadvertently popularizing the notion of anal probing.  He just shared with us that in this age of political correctness (his words) the last thing you are not allowed to talk about is alien abductions or experience with the paranormal.  Yet a moment later when asked about his religious beliefs he completely clammed up.  He refused to talk about them.

I guess I can see the logic.  He probably doesn't want anyone to suggest his experiences have anything to do with religious biases.

[Immy]

KFI in Los Angeles rarely cuts Jorchie off with breaking news, but they have for the last 10 mins to address ongoing verdict-inspired violence in the LA area.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Paraphrased summary of an introductory exchange between George and Dr. Bennett...

Dr. Bennett:  I spent two summers researching in Madagascar while working on my doctorate.

Noory:  Madagascar.. that's just a little place with animals where people go to relax, isn't it?

Dr. Bennett:  It is very relaxing, but Madagascar is actually the fourth largest island in the World.  To give you some idea for life there, the people have a median annual income of about $300.

Noory:  Madagascar is a pretty big island, isn't it?  Off of Eastern Africa in the ocean right?

Dr. Bennett.  It's the fourth largest island in the world.

Highly paraphrased and summarized, but it seemed George was Googling Madagascar as soon as the guest mentioned it rather than listening to the description.  I can't believe he had to specify it was in the ocean.

[NoMoreNoory]

Klashick Joorchie moment. Robert Bennett tells us Madagascar is the fourth largest island in the world. Barely 3 minutes later, Joorch, fresh from Googling, pinpoints Madagascar as being off the east coast of Africa and then asks 'Is it a good-sized island?'
He also mentioned Haiti. I bet Joorch thinks that's where thuh Haters live.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory:  Madagascar.. that's just a little place with animals where people go to relax, isn't it?

Not an exact quote but pretty close.  I wonder where George got his extensive knowledge from?

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory's already taking calls with over 90 minutes left in the program.  I've sensed some exasperation on the part of both Noory and the guest, and expect him to 'disappear' before the final hour.

[Jambar]

Hey George, it's "exorcist" not "exercist".  His guests mostly answer questions beginning with, "Once again . . ." Just once I'd like the guest to say "Once again, since you hadn't heard a thing I said . . ."

[karios8]

Cut george some slack, he had no choice but to take calls early. Tommy ruined georgies notecards in a blowout caused by stuffing too many twinkies in his mouth at once. Btw i can hear tommy munching them in the background.

[Jackpine Savage]

Noory's already taking calls with over 90 minutes left in the program.  I've sensed some exasperation on the part of both Noory and the guest, and expect him to 'disappear' before the final hour.

Guest seems to be doing better with callers' questions than with George's. Not a surprise.

LOL. Almost two hours in, George finally figures out he's talking to a Christian.

[Jackpine Savage]

Guest ain't too bad. Once again, as I've mentioned before, I like guests who beleive their own spiel, no matter what it is. The self aware snake oilers are who really bore me.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

If you click on Dr Robert Bennett's website, its full of photos of him preaching and wearing a clerical collar. Noory couldn't even take 2 tiny minutes to look at the guest's website.

[Jackpine Savage]

If you click on Dr Robert Bennett's website, its full of photos of him preaching and wearing a clerical collar. Noory couldn't even take 2 tiny minutes to look at the guest's website.

LMAO. George asks an ordained, traditional Christian if he believes in heaven.

[Maxwell]

Guest seems to be doing better with callers' questions than with George's. Not a surprise.

LOL. Almost two hours in, George finally figures out he's talking to a Christian.

If you click on Dr Robert Bennett's website, its full of photos of him preaching and wearing a clerical collar. Noory couldn't even take 2 tiny minutes to look at the guest's website.

George to the Christian pastor:  "I take it you're not a believer in heaven and hell."  Who's he been listening to for the last two hours?  Or is he really that stupid?

[PB the Deplorable]

On the way home today a car in front of me had a personalized license plate:  MRS JRCH

[Jnthn932]

Thank you Georgie for finally finding an answer to my bad breath!!! Brushing just wasnt working anymore.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thank you Georgie for finally finding an answer to my bad breath!!! Brushing just wasnt working anymore.

Sure just print the coupon.  Apparently it's worth $10 in coupons.

Actually I used that product years ago.  Now I'm wondering if it didn't work since George is flogging it.

[Jnthn932]

You know I'm starting to think that maybe we've been mispronouncing everything for years and we should thank George for leading the charge and fixing our stoopid pronunciations 

[Jnthn932]

You know I'm starting to think that maybe we've been mispronouncing everything for years and we should thank George for leading the charge and fixing our stoopid pronunciations

You can bet it doesn't

[Jnthn932]

Demon karatay!!!

[Immy]

I'm finding more and more forums with Jorchie backlash. Here's a random beauty (LMK if I can mention other forum sites MV)

I'm glad you brought this up.  George Noory's IQ is too low to host the show. I say this with all due respect. He does zero research or background (reading about them, coming up with intriguing questions, etc). He is the host and it's his job to come up with compelling questions. He botches every interview and it absolutely drives me crazy! 

I've been a paid subscriber for years. I listen daily, but his interview techniques are probably the worst I've ever heard. 

The producers of the show need to give him part time and interview someone to take that show to the next level!

Yes! Another satisfied listener.