George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Sounds like this guest is getting a little irritated at Georgie continually interrupting him.

I liked it when Georgie said the pods on the plane were maybe for "spraying" of course he said "shpraying" or something and the guest said, "The what?"  "The shpraying".  Oh, okay, ha ha ha he laughs at George- ANYWAY, and he continues the story...



corrected for "spraying"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Sometimes you can tell the exact moment the guest realizes he's on the Chris Farley Show.  Tonight it was when Robert Stanley was describing how a mysterious antenna pod was being installed on an external attachment point of an F-15 test aircraft (mysterious to the pilot), and Noory suggested it was for spraying.  Except he slurred it so the guest had to ask him to repeat a couple of times.  Noory then followed up with some odd questions about the pod that left the guest at a loss.

[NoMoreNoory]

I loved that, according to George, they found the plane intact.....in little pieces!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I thought we were talking about the Bermuda Triangle.  How did we get into a discussion about the hamburger Noory ate the other day?

[Doomed]

Sometimes you can tell the exact moment the guest realizes he's on the Chris Farley Show.  Tonight it was when Robert Stanley was describing how a mysterious antenna pod was being installed on an external attachment point of an F-15 test aircraft (mysterious to the pilot), and Noory suggested it was for spraying.  Except he slurred it so the guest had to ask him to repeat a couple of times.  Noory then followed up with some odd questions about the pod that left the guest at a loss.

Why cant noory just shut the hell up and let the guest tell his story? The guest is about to move on with another aspect of the story and dumbsh*t jumps in with a stoopid story about his travels. Who cares? george noory....the carbunkle on the ass of  talk radio...

[fotd]

Do you think shadow people might be coming through these portholes?

Is it safe to travel through these portholes?


Such probing and thought provoking questions! 

[coaster]

Noory's body is so used to healthy food that it turned on him after he jammed two hamburgers down his gullet. I find it odd that he would turn so quickly to fast food when there is no other food available. Jorch has no self control.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I wonder if George thinks the shadow government is made of shadow people?

[coaster]

Another stupid airport story. The guest sounds like he is getting frustrated with Noory.
Noory just said 'she killed himself"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Just when you think Noory can't get worse..

I don't remember him ever being as bad as tonight.  It must be that new contract.

[Morgus]

Noory's body is so used to healthy food that it turned on him after he jammed two hamburgers down his gullet. I find it odd that he would turn so quickly to fast food when there is no other food available. Jorch has no self control.

for someone who claims he always eats healthy food, how does he explain his habit to pick up a late night snack of a cold turkey sandwich every night at a mini-mart?

[fotd]

George just can't stop interrupting the guest.  This is so painful to listen to.  Shut the fuck up George!  The guy sounds like he could tell some interesting stories, if George could just be quiet. 

I can tell the guest is getting very tired of this. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

An hour of intensive questioning for Noory to figure out that the Robert Stanley believes 'Eddie' in his story was taken to another planet, which Stanley told us at the start of this whole thing and many times while being interrupted by Noory.  This is really horrible.

[Ccavsman]

Noory IS bad tonight... He seems pretty loosey goosey tonight. Anything goes on the Mother Ship. Is there a No. 1 that can take it over... Quickly?!!!

[fotd]

Portville?  Really?  How do you possibly mangle it that bad?

[Ccavsman]

The 'porthill' Jorch?

[Maxwell]

Another stupid airport story. The guest sounds like he is getting frustrated with Noory.
Noory just said 'she killed himself"

Never in my life have I heard these three words spoken together:  "She killed himself."  Until today.

[MTB]

Does anyone remember a short lived science fiction series from the 70s called The Fantastic Journey? I swear the story about passing through a portal and landing on an island was lifted from that. That said I think the nutty guest is losing patience with Noory

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says "you know what?  We have these wormholes in the universe.  I think it's perfectly likely we have some here on Earth too."

Show me one wormhole George.  You'll win the Nobel Prize in physics.

[Étouffée]

I segued from a Phil Hendrie podcast to Coast and suffered through a few excruciating minutes of Noory...of course he had no idea, NO IDEA, that it was Kurt Vonnegut who wrote Slaughterhouse 5, and that Billy Pilgrim was the protagonist.  I don't think the guest picked up on the pregnant pauses by George, when asked these things...the pauses told us that George doesn't know what any reasonably-educated high school junior knows.

Ptui!

[Doomed]

George says "you know what?  We have these wormholes in the universe.  I think it's perfectly likely we have some here on Earth too."

Show me one wormhole George.  You'll win the Nobel Prize in physics.

Straight from his mouth and out his...well, noory has been talking out of his ass for years. There's your wormhole.

[valdez]

Noory IS bad tonight...

...of course he had no idea, NO IDEA, that it was Kurt Vonnegut who wrote Slaughterhouse 5...

...pile of steaming horse turds...

... loosey goosey...

     I heard the Guy Coggins segment twice (some stations repeat the first hour about the time when I'm driving home) and I still couldn't figure out why he was dumped.  I think George had only three questions for him: "what do the colors mean?" and "what do the colors mean?" and "what do the colors mean?"  During the Robert Stanley interview on alien abductions George asked listeners "if you know of anyone who's missing, check in with us." My daughter went missing for a few hours years ago (she went to a party, didn't tell anyone, didn't answer her phone, teenagers, freedom, yada yada).  Those few hours were a nightmare.  I can't imagine the feeling that someone experiences when a loved one has permanently vanished.  For George to so flippantly exploit that anguish for a stupid interview is another level of his autopilot boneheadedness.  Thermo-Breath must have put up some serious big money.  It's all he cares about now.  As long as he reads his Therno-Breath script correctly nothing else matters.  Right, Tommy?  Right, George.
 

Is Thermo-Breath effective?   Yes.  Yes it is.

[NoMoreNoory]

Really embarrassing, too, that Noory got Tommy to tell us about a guy at the Arkansas convention over the weekend who had approached Tommy to talk to him and nearly knocked him off his feet, his breath was so bad, as a bridge into the Thermo-Breath commercial. Awful. The pair of them giggling like a couple of ten year olds about it.
And two hamburgers? Really? OK, everyone has paused at the Golden Arches or similar before boarding a plane and regretted it. But two burgers?
Someone needed to have sat Noory down and explain the concept of 'missing' to him. He kept asking Stanley where the missing people go. No, George, you see, that's 'missing' as in 'we don't know where they are'. If we knew, they wouldn't be missing.
He came back from a break with 'We're talking to Robert Stanley about people who just disappear. Poof!'
Exceptionally bad last night. We can only hope that Noory encounters a portville very soon and disappears without trace.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Noory also was retelling people the guest's first name-even when they had it right.

[nooryisawesome]

I wish the details of Noory's NEW contract would be released

[HorrorRetro]

Never in my life have I heard these three words spoken together:  "She killed himself."  Until today.

Much like Phil Hendrie's character of Frank Grey, my father-in-law seems to have gender confusion issues.  He'll say something like, "Smitty is a boy right? So how old is she?"  It happens continuously.  My husband and I just peek at each other and try not to laugh.

[stevesh]

Just got this email:

Dear Coast Insiders,
I'm offering a new perk for you! Starting this month, you can call me during a special "George Time" office hour and speak with me directly and privately, for a short conversation. The first office hour will be held from 3-4pm PT (6-7pm ET) on Wednesday July 31st. The phone number to reach me during this hour is 1-818-430-8466. Looking forward to talking to you!
George Noory

I have to try to call, don't I ? Any suggestions about what to open with ?

[VtaGeezer]

Having spent a few years in the "Nav" myself, I've always wondered exactly what George did.  He never gets specific, so it's kind of unknown -- although we do know that if he did anything of significance, he'd certainly find a way to bring it into the conversation, right?

There's no info on Noory's Navy time (or really much else before C2C) and he scrupulously avoids revealing details, so his Navy job was likely more mundane that he wants listeners to know.  Or very classified; but that's very unlikely. And he's likely a bit self-conscious about taking deferments during the VN War. His Navy knowledge seems unusually poor for an officer with 9 yrs in.    I seriously doubt he was a PIO, much less involved in intelligence at any level.

It seems that the Navy "hired" Noory much the same way it hired chaplains, lawyers or people it needs in very specialized fields.  He got a directed reserve commission with minimal training that was more indoctrination in military organization, how to salute and wear a uniform.  It's likely that specialists like Noory were directly recruited for DOD radio or TV production management in the days before budgets allowed for contractors.   [/font] He made O-3 (Lt) ; about average for a Navy reserve officer, and was probably "RIF"ed out with Carter's defense budget cuts.

I think his secrecy about the details of his Navy time are very curious.

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[UnscreenedCaller]

Just got this email:

Dear Coast Insiders,
I'm offering a new perk for you! Starting this month, you can call me during a special "George Time" office hour and speak with me directly and privately, for a short conversation. The first office hour will be held from 3-4pm PT (6-7pm ET) on Wednesday July 31st. The phone number to reach me during this hour is 1-818-430-8466. Looking forward to talking to you!
George Noory

I have to try to call, don't I ? Any suggestions about what to open with ?

"George, as a serious, cutting edge journalist who was possibly the last one to interview Hoffa, have you ever considered jumping into Mel's hole?"

[ItsOver]

Glad I missed The Nooron once again.  I did catch a little of "Ground Zero," though.  It was actually pretty decent.  Clyde was having one of his non-rant nights and had Nick Begich on, talking about HAARP. It was almost "Art-like."  Not quite, but definitely closer than anything The Nooron has shtumbled through.