George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

Dave Noorie is on C2C right now slurring his words and sounding drunk. No mention of Art Bell's Dark Matter.

[nooryisawesome]

Noorie with a obviously made up government source he has contacted. Maybe it's the same guy who was in his telescope club and Boeing buddies.

[nooryisawesome]

Wtf is a ammeeeBAH . Dave says not to swim in lakes.

[nooryisawesome]

I'd pay to listen to dave. Us noorie fans are more loyal than bells.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Dave Noorie is on C2C right now slurring his words and sounding drunk.

No shit?

[Ccavsman]

Oh... Does he have an actor or a musical guest on tonight?

[NoMoreNoory]

Dave says his friends have been texaseen him 'all weekend' saying they can't afford to pay for gas. Poor Dave, I bet he wishes he had a big fat lifetime contract like that Joorch Noory, and had Joorch's mega-rich Hollywood celebrity friends.

Then Dave invites us to join The Fun Club, formerly known as Coast Insiders. Come play in Dave Noorie's Tree House Of Fun!! Sorry, Davie, we'll be spending our money on joining Art Bell's Fun Club.

[Ccavsman]

Oh... An economic advisor, why would I expect anything less... No paranormal here.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

One of Dave's smarter groupies just phoned in:

I heard Obama is planning to spend 700 million dollars on promoting ObamaCare.  Aren't there only a little over 300 million people in America?  Well.. unless my math is really bad.. isn't that 2 million dollars per person?

[NoMoreNoory]

Sure can't beat that Thera-breath 'thoothpaste', eh, Dave?

[Ccavsman]

"Products available at....".... Thanks for the spitball on the face Jorge... What a sellout.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My God, George is actually demonstrating critical thinking tonight, and he's making sense.

He must know Art is coming back.

edit:  I mean Dave.  What was I thinking?

[Ccavsman]

Sure can't beat that Thera-breath 'thoothpaste', eh, Dave?

I believe Jorge is doing the mercials.

[Morgus]

It will be interesting to see if Noory still thanks Art Bell in his list of names at the end of the show tonight, maybe until Sept?

[Morgus]

Noory will probably later claim that only he has both a network late-nite live radio show and a once a week TV show (actually  subscription video podcast)

[Immy]

Jorch sucks so bad, and this announcement is so perfectly timed. Consider the following:

- People are willing to pay for Art rather than listen to Jorch for free.

- Despite Jorch's 10 years in the C2C driver's seat, the announcement still calls Art "radio's master of the paranormal." Ouch.

- It utterly deflates Jorch's new deal, making PremRat look like fools.

I can't wait for P*B's next toon, something along the lines of Jorch spitting up a mouthful of coffee as Tommy breaks the bad news. 

[popple]

So how many Coast Insider subs is one subscription of one month of Art Bell's Dark Matter?

[Scully]

My eyeballs are bleeding from so much reading here tonight, and yet I haven't found anything to explain why Jorch has become Dave. 

Somebody clue me in. Pleeeease ...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My eyeballs are bleeding from so much reading here tonight, and yet I haven't found anything to explain why Jorch has become Dave. 

Somebody clue me in. Pleeeease ...

Lonevoice wrote a local radio executive to see if she could find anything out about Art's new contract.  The executive said he didn't know anything about Art returning to radio, but that Dave Noorie had replaced him a few years ago.

You can find it from earlier today on the Art Bell thread, many pages back.

[onan]

My eyeballs are bleeding from so much reading here tonight, and yet I haven't found anything to explain why Jorch has become Dave. 

Somebody clue me in. Pleeeease ...

From the Art Bell thread:

Already did. 

For background:  when it comes to AM news/talk format, my market has a Clear Channel owned blow torch and a locally-owned independent station.   We don't have a Cumulus station, but the local station has always carried some Cumulus content, as well as Hannity (which they lost to Clear Channel recently).  My thinking was that IF Art's announcement is that he's returning to broadcast radio, and IF Cumulus is the syndicator, the locally-owned station would have been approaced by Cumulus about carrying it, and might be lead into spilling some beans.

Here's the email I sent to their VP/GM:
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Hello.  I’m sorry to see that the local Clear Channel affiliate has taken Sean Hannity from you and given you the Dave Ramsey show in his time slot.  As a listener, I’d prefer to support your local station rather than Clear Channel.

My main question to you, since your station carries some Cumulus content such as Mark Levin, will you be picking up the new Cumulus-syndicated  Art Bell show?   If so, do you have any information as to what time slot it will occupy?
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Here's the reply I got (emphasis mine):

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At this point we look to keep Mark Levin on and I will check out the Art Bell return.  He was gone for awhile and I think Dave Noorie replaced him.

We were Sad to have Sean leave but that is sometimes what happens to small broadcasters vs the Big Guys of Clear Channel when they own all these shows they syndicate.


Thanks again for being a listener
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Make of that what you will.   To me, it doesn't seem like the guy's being disingenuous that he's heard nothing from Cumulus regarding the possibility of syndicating an Art Bell show.   Still, his reference to Dave Noorie made my day.

[ziznak]

 i love how jorch has just settled on saying "shrucktshterrrrs" and says it without blinking.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is 'perplexed' by his guest.  I am too.

[Ward]

i love how of all the day i choose not to Lurk its the offical beginning to the

Dave Noorie

Day.

Worth the price of admission

[Scully]

Thank you Georgie for President and Onan for your merciful explanations.

What a shame that George/Dave isn't as almighty as he thinks he is.  Imagine that!

[Elinor]

Cross-posted from the "Art Bell" thread:

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[Ward]

wow on tonight's show, the first ive actually heard (well the last hour) in almost 7 years he did NOT thank ART BELL.

Does he usually?

(according to Morgus i guess he does)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

wow on tonight's show, the first ive actually heard (well the last hour) in almost 7 years he did NOT thank ART BELL.

Does he usually?

Yes he always does.

[Ward]

ah so thats Daves classy way of saying Welcome back to Art?

[Scully]

I was listening to see if George/Dave would mention Art Bell as part of his closing line, but my brain woke me an instant after he finished.  I really don't think he did say the magic words, but I could be wrong.  Morgus, did you hear?

Edit:  Well, Ward, I guess that's 2 of us that say he did not.  Wow!

[karios8]

He did not thank art.