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K. Dubb isn't gay
« on: June 08, 2020, 02:23:29 PM »
Prove me wrong.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2020, 10:19:32 PM »
PROVE YOU RIGHT!

How are you going to get him to unsuck all that cock? ;D

I don't know if he's g'hey or not. Don't care.  :-\  But I'll bet he's glad you are.   ;)

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 02:07:15 AM »
I'm not gay, faggot.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2020, 12:09:39 PM »
EEeeeeasy big fella.. nobody's looking to steal yer tiara.

"You're gay AND faggot" - The Iron Sheik

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2020, 12:13:43 PM »
nobody's looking to steal yer tiara.

Is it still "stealing" if he gets locked into a restrictive contract deal involving a lifetime's supply of baklava? Asking for a friend who collects tiaras.


"You're gay AND faggot" - The Iron Sheik

Once again, I'm going to caution you on your use of metallurgical slurs. This is a family website, at least as far as I have been informed.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2020, 12:32:32 PM »
I'm not gay, faggot.
  And just like that, you killed the Dickdr's dream.

https://youtu.be/G__cEmPmm_k

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2020, 06:15:23 PM »
Let me clear this nonsense up. Both Azz and pal are gay. They’re lovers and they both wish I was gay so they could have a three-way with me. However, I’m not gay and even of I was I wouldn’t slum it with these two hogs.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2020, 01:15:21 AM »
Let me clear this nonsense up. Both Azz and pal are gay.

Don't be a jealous fag.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2020, 06:07:05 AM »
Don't be a jealous fag.

Nah! I wish you two the best. You’re made for each other.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2020, 06:13:57 AM »
You like rubbing your shaft against other shafts. And just because you do it inside a vagina doesn't make it not gay.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2020, 12:07:36 AM »
Way to bolster whatever the fuck it is you're trying to shit out your mouth.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2020, 02:04:19 AM »
Go gargle Bart Ell's semen, beta bitch.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2020, 10:30:18 PM »
Errrmm I'm pretty sure you're quite familiar with the taste of male semen and I'm more than confident you're Beta on a legendary scale. Why I bet the natives are writing folk songs about you and your insatiable appetite for all things beta.

Don't be so stupid to believe that I've actually been afforded some modicum of power over at the dying cat den.

If you're not Gay, you're bi. So that makes you gay+

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2020, 10:36:54 PM »
I never thought about it either way...but, ok.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2020, 10:39:22 PM »
I never thought about it either way...but, ok.
"Either way" would be bi. So I think you're right about that. Azz is bi.

Romanian Widow Tales
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2020, 09:14:01 PM »
                               Tales of the Romanian Widow

An installment is found here which was a continuation from there

If you don't want to go back here is a little context and background. My Grand Father was the Chief of Police in a small town outside of the big city. His salary was a dollar a year and there really wasn't much police work to be done so it would be a stretch to even call it a part time gig.  As it was during the Depression, his main focus was feeding his family and raising his kids.  The raising of the kids part was one hell of a lot of work because one of them was my Aunt Donna.   She was wide open from the time she took her first steps until the day she died.   You have heard of the Demon Child?  She was that in spades.  It was a miracle she didn't kill herself in some mishap or that someone didn't strangle her as a child.

There was this Romanian Widow in town that ran a boarding house to make ends meet after her husband died.  I don't know the actual names but the story is better with a name, so we'll call the dead guy Andrei Antonescu   (because it sings and is pretty plausible for a Romanian name).   Every day the Romanian Widow would walk to the graveyard at the same time of day to visit poor dead, Andrei.  She would talk to the tombstone and tell him about the various going on's and latest news.  My Aunt Donna noticed and of course could not resit a bit of sport when there was fun to be had.   

She would arrive early and climb deep into a nearby culvert.   The Widow arrived and then would talk to the dearly departed and by golly one day the old boy started to talk back. "My dearest wife of all those years. I am the Ghost of Andrei Antonescu.  I miss you terribly but have been so happy you have come to visit me each day."  The effect on the Widow was electric - her dear Andrei was doing well on the other side and letting her know that he still loved her.  It was strange that she would speak to him in Romanian and he would only speak back in English with a female child's voice but never mind.  It was a miracle!   She would tell everyone she knew about this incredible situation but no one seemed to care. This went on for many days but things began to take a turn. A dark turn indeed.   The Ghost of Andrei Antonescu began to say things to her.  Terrible things.  Awful, filthy, disgusting things. 

The Widow was devastated.   Absolutely convinced that a Demon had invaded the Ghost of her beloved.   She went to the Orthodox Church and begged the Priest to come with her the next day to assess the dire situation.  She was so insistent that he finally felt he had to agree and come.  So the next day he was there with the Widow.  The beard, the hat, the swinging smoke hand grenade on a string , the flowing robes.   A magnificent, impressive, presence - enough to exercise even the strongest Demon.  The Widow began to speak to the departed and right on cue, Andrei Antonescu began to tell her the most heinous, profane things imaginable.   Of course the Priest looked around and found Aunt Donna deep in the culvert.   She stayed in there for many hours - until it was dark and cold.  Defiant until the end, Aunt Donna finally had to accept the reality of the situation, come out and take her lickin'.   The Ghost of Andrei Antonescu was silenced forevermore.................     :'(

Romanian Widow Tales
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2020, 10:13:31 PM »
                               Tales of the Romanian Widow

An installment is found here which was a continuation from there

If you don't want to go back here is a little context and background. My Grand Father was the Chief of Police in a small town outside of the big city. His salary was a dollar a year and there really wasn't much police work to be done so it would be a stretch to even call it a part time gig.  As it was during the Depression, his main focus was feeding his family and raising his kids.  The raising of the kids part was one hell of a lot of work because one of them was my Aunt Donna.   She was wide open from the time she took her first steps until the day she died.   You have heard of the Demon Child?  She was that in spades.  It was a miracle she didn't kill herself in some mishap or that someone didn't strangle her as a child.

There was this Romanian Widow in town that ran a boarding house to make ends meet after her husband died.  I don't know the actual names but the story is better with a name, so we'll call the dead guy Andrei Antonescu   (because it sings and is pretty plausible for a Romanian name).   Every day the Romanian Widow would walk to the graveyard at the same time of day to visit poor dead, Andrei.  She would talk to the tombstone and tell him about the various going on's and latest news.  My Aunt Donna noticed and of course could not resit a bit of sport when there was fun to be had.   

She would arrive early and climb deep into a nearby culvert.   The Widow arrived and then would talk to the dearly departed and by golly one day the old boy started to talk back. "My dearest wife of all those years. I am the Ghost of Andrei Antonescu.  I miss you terribly but have been so happy you have come to visit me each day."  The effect on the Widow was electric - her dear Andrei was doing well on the other side and letting her know that he still loved her.  It was strange that she would speak to him in Romanian and he would only speak back in English with a female child's voice but never mind.  It was a miracle!   She would tell everyone she knew about this incredible situation but no one seemed to care. This went on for many days but things began to take a turn. A dark turn indeed.   The Ghost of Andrei Antonescu began to say things to her.  Terrible things.  Awful, filthy, disgusting things. 

The Widow was devastated.   Absolutely convinced that a Demon had invaded the Ghost of her beloved.   She went to the Orthodox Church and begged the Priest to come with her the next day to assess the dire situation.  She was so insistent that he finally felt he had to agree and come.  So the next day he was there with the Widow.  The beard, the hat, the swinging smoke hand grenade on a string , the flowing robes.   A magnificent, impressive, presence - enough to exercise even the strongest Demon.  The Widow began to speak to the departed and right on cue, Andrei Antonescu began to tell her the most heinous, profane things imaginable.   Of course the Priest looked around and found Aunt Donna deep in the culvert.   She stayed in there for many hours - until it was dark and cold.  Defiant until the end, Aunt Donna finally had to accept the reality of the situation, come out and take her lickin'.   The Ghost of Andrei Antonescu was silenced forevermore.................     :'(

Ha ha ha I suppose that was a successful exorcism, then!  He should have used the censer to smoke her out.

K. Dubb isn't gay
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2020, 02:16:19 AM »
"Either way" would be bi. So I think you're right about that. Azz is bi.

First. Don't call me fucking "Azz".

The Rule is: You're gay you die, you're bi you live (admit otherwise).