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K. Dubb isn't gay

Started by AZZERAE, June 08, 2020, 01:23:29 PM

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:28:58 PM
Anyone who can play anything on an accordion deserves a medal.

That is sweet, bunny, but it really was abysmal.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 22, 2020, 02:37:32 PM
Most of us feel your pain Bro. We just deal with it in a different manner.

Haha come on guys I need TEN doc is holding out.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 02:35:46 PM
Your words say Mmm but your face says "fuck off"

Why are you using that awful picture in your avatar Azzerae? :)

I've got mood poisoning. It must be something that I hate.

albrecht

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:32:09 PM
Get your mitts on this:


This was awesomely bizarre marketing campaign but awful stuff. Firstly, I don't like cream or milk in my coffee. Secondly, it never really got hot. So it tasted like a lukewarm milky-coffee. It never caught on. I enjoyed the advertising keeping the stereotype about the hardworking, hightech, poorly accented Japanese businessman.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OID4sxCfie8




AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 02:38:59 PM
That is sweet, bunny, but it really was abysmal.

I wonder if Whoozit wears his helmet the right way round while he's riding that unicycle. And can he juggle? Take the seat off and you've got yourself a metallic dildo that could gut you from the rectum out. Scrot to knave!

Ciardelo

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:41:04 PMI've got mood poisoning. It must be something that I hate.

I like that. Someday I'm going to have to steal & use that.

whoozit

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:44:19 PM
I wonder if Whoozit wears his helmet the right way round while he's riding that unicycle. And can he juggle? Take the seat off and you've got yourself a metallic dildo that could gut you from the rectum out. Scrot to knave!
Sorry Azz, I’m hetero and taken.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 02:45:18 PM
Someday I'm going to have to steal & use that.

I stole it from somewhere. Ha!


AZZERAE

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 02:45:57 PM
Sorry Azz, I’m hetero and taken.

Not sold on the hetero schtick, pal. You do bake.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:44:19 PM
I wonder if Whoozit wears his helmet the right way round while he's riding that unicycle. And can he juggle? Take the seat off and you've got yourself a metallic dildo that could gut you from the rectum out. Scrot to knave!

And Tunis cake sounds a lot like penis cake hahahaha


whoozit

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:49:26 PM
Not sold on the hetero schtick, pal. You do bake.
Good point, now I am wondering if my whole life has been a sham...nope, I’m good.



K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:49:26 PM
Not sold on the hetero schtick, pal. You do bake.

Sorry whoozit @AZZERAE has issued a ruling on this point already https://vocaroo.com/192oqUi7WdSK


whoozit

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 02:54:55 PM
Sorry whoozit @AZZERAE has issued a ruling on this point already https://vocaroo.com/192oqUi7WdSK
That was amusing.  Usually guys have no idea how easy it is to cook your way into a woman’s pants.

AZZERAE

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 02:52:04 PM
I am wondering if my whole life has been a sham...nope, I’m good.

You can do better than sarcasm, Whoozit, we all know its the lowest form of wit. I have no idea what made you announce your sexual proclivities just now, but perhaps you felt threatened or backed into a corner, lashing out. You implying I'M gay, huh? Is that it?!

AZZERAE

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 02:57:09 PM
That was amusing. Usually guys have no idea how easy it is to cook your way into a woman’s pants.

Fat women?


AZZERAE

I couldn't be bothered to bake. Cooking is boring enough as it is. Just order a pizza.

whoozit

 You are correct about sarcasm but that is what it was.  You are inferring something that wasn’t necessarily implied.  But why are you so hurt that I may or may not think you are gay?   :P


K_Dubb

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 02:57:09 PM
That was amusing.  Usually guys have no idea how easy it is to cook your way into a woman’s pants.

Yes this is what I have been saying!  Just to know you can appreciate her effort as a fellow instead of shoveling it down your gullet unthinkingly is inspirational.

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:57:51 PM
You implying I'M gay, huh? Is that it?!

You better not be. Mrs. K_Dubb has a single cousin picked out just for you.


whoozit

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:59:49 PM
I couldn't be bothered to bake. Cooking is boring enough as it is. Just order a pizza.
Almost anyone can make a better pizza than you get at a normal pizza shop. 

https://www.pizzacreator.net/

Use the American recipe unless you can get your oven to over 700F.


AZZERAE

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 03:02:59 PM
Almost anyone can make a better pizza than you get at a normal pizza shop.

My homemade pizza game is dog shit.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:59:49 PM
I couldn't be bothered to bake. Cooking is boring enough as it is. Just order a pizza.

Discrimination as to what you put in your mouth is the first step toward health, fitness, and beauty.

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