Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Your best post yet!

Is this your dog, Jack?

#isthisyourdog  #holdmeimscared

[pate]

Court Luv, anyone>?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH_whZ3EZio

mmm'diot!

[MV/Liberace!]

After all, it was you and me.

isn't that from a song by dreihunderttausend verschiedene krawalle?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

isn't that from a song by dreihunderttausend verschiedene krawalle?

No, it was something I saw written over a glory hole.

[Jackstar]

Okay... who killed Kennedy?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

What I love about your new posting style is that you deliver the same value as before while managing to eliminate the stupid parts.

"...a marvelous ability to place any world happening in a larger context, which seemed to give the event additional meaning, but his thinking was schematic, lacking factual detail and depth."

Like two peas in a pod.

[Jackstar]

you deliver the same value as before

[MV/Liberace!]

i keep reading this thread title as:

jackstar is single asian.

[Dr. MD MD]

i keep reading this thread title as:

jackstar is single asian.

Wow! That's quite the mullet, son...er, I mean ma'am. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Jackstar, I should be your wingman. You can even be Maverick! I'll be Goose. Our conquests will become the stuff of legends!  We'll need to take the highway to the danger zone though, so maybe you should drive.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

i keep reading this thread title as:

jackstar is single asian.

I keep reading it as

jackstar is single 42 a virgin meth addict and paranoid retard hey ladies the line forms here

[akwilly]

I keep reading it as

jackstar is single 42 a virgin meth addict and paranoid retard hey ladies the line forms here

everyone keeps dissing on meth. That stuff gives you a 2 week window when you will never look sexier

[Laurakinch]

everyone keeps dissing on meth. That stuff gives you a 2 week window when you will never look sexier

[Jackstar]

jackstar is single asian.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

wishing he were young and pretty again

He sure likes that poster of you

#isthisyourdog  #noairplanehitthisphag

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"and then those planes went mrrrnneeeewwwww reeeeeeoooowww pew pew"

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/vHtjzGSncVM

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "

#FAILFAG  #isthisyourdog

[Jackstar]

"This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "

Try a book.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Try a book.

Is this your dog?

#isthisyourdog

[Jackstar]

You're welcome to start posting all the compelling arguments found therein.

What are you waiting for? Christmas??

[Dr. MD MD]

Is this your dog?

#isthisyourdog

Mmm...forward by John McCain...now there's a trustworthy source.  :

[ksm32]

I just came

That's where you lost me.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"There WAS an inside job.  There was, THERE WAS, THEREWASTHEREWASTHERE W A S !!!1!"

[Dr. MD MD]

"There WAS an inside job.  There was, THERE WAS, THEREWASTHEREWASTHERE W A S !!!1!"

Glad you finally came to your senses. 

[Jackstar]

I don't know what "inside job" even means in this context.

Look at him, trying to use his Illuminati buzz-words on us, it's adorable.

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't know what "inside job" even means in this context.

Look at him, trying to use his Illuminati buzz-words on us, it's adorable.

I know. It's gotten so lame it's like they're all a bunch of ventriloquists who don't even bother to try to throw their voices anymore. They just give you a real intimidating look, point downward and say, "Don't look at me, pal! Look at the dummy!" It's still kinda funny but falls under that it's so bad it's good category now. 

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvW61K2s0tA

[Jackstar]

"There WAS an inside job.  There was, THERE WAS, THEREWASTHEREWASTHERE W A S !!!1!"

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Do you have any idea how imbecilic you appear to be now?"
> "No."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4dCnYhbsgs&feature=youtu.be&t=549



Sorry to cut you off--I wish we had more time.

You heard it here first.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You heard it here first.

(With apologies to Beauty and the Beast)



No...one...TWERKS like Jackstar

makes it WORK like Jackstar

No one drops down dat booty and jerks like Jackstar

He be up in da club with that ASS...GYRATING...

My, he so fly, that Jackstar