Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

[Jackstar]

Ladies,

You may wonder why I am not fifty points ahead already.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Ladies,

You may wonder why I am not fifty points ahead already.

[Jackstar]

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

narcissim

The City of Goddamn Queer
Population: you

[Jackstar]

The City of Goddamn Queer
Population: you

If just one boxcutter beguiles you, how did nineteen seem compelling?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

If just one boxcutter beguiles you, how did nineteen seem compelling?

[Jackstar]

If just one boxcutter beguiles you,

Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.

[Dr. MD MD]

Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.

I wouldn't hold your breath. Apparently, he doesn't even know how to do a screen capture.  :

[Jackstar]

I wouldn't hold your breath.

I wouldn't hold yours either! Wait... is it a portal?

[Dr. MD MD]

I wouldn't hold yours either! Wait... is it a portal?

My breath?! 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

My breath?! 

Your hot breath or your hot fazoozle.  The order matters not, all roads lead to Goddamn Queerville with Jackie.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I wouldn't hold yours either! Wait... is it a portal?

[Jackstar]

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Jack wipes his ass with one dollar bills

[Jackstar]

Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

coloring books

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEF4n_wHH3o

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

[Jackstar]

*frantically updates résumé*

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

*frantically updates résumé*

See if you can get your doctor to write you a prescription for two testicles.

[Jackstar]

Men don't need a prescription for those. That's just a story your mother stopped your whining with.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Men don't need a prescription for those. That's just a story your mother stopped your whining with.

You can get these over-the-counter.  Think about it.

[Jackstar]

[paladin1991]

You can get these over-the-counter.  Think about it.

Oh look Jackie, the friend with the suit and the empty hand is penis waiving 'tard.  The hand should have a bottle of Scotch to celebrate being fired.  Again.

[Jackstar]

I'm not as good as I once was.
Love is a word that equals abuse.
Commitment means only until you find someone you want to fuck more.
Trust is a word that's used to describe the lies you don't want to admit.

Naw.
After Jackstar?
I'm pretty broke-in.

As for in bed?  His bed performance is amazing when he's not focusing on himself.

HINT:  How often to you see Jackstar NOT focusing on himself, his idea's, his issues, his problems, his viewpoint.... etc, etc, etc....

[3OctaveFart]

So you can't find a girlfriend. In Sean Connery voice: "Shocking."

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh Jacky, you're far too modest posting that from your ex. What about her posts of her naming you? The ones where she said you fucked with her head? C'mon, be candid.

Because of Jackstar I understand cutting.
And burning.
And all kinds of self mutilation.

True story.  Ask my ex shrink.

Get rid of the voice.
I am offended.
I feel stalked.

I think it should be bann worthy.
Remove it.

As far as I know, I didn't post my phone number, OR give him permission to.

You guys wanted a reason?
He gave you one.

You seen a real picture of Jackstar?
*giggles*
There's a joke.
Balding.  Overweight.  Pale.  Moobs.

TRUTH.

[Jackstar]

You can imagine my disappointment.

[pyewacket]

I can't tell by the reflection. Is this the same guy selling the tea kettle on ebay?