I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.
I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"
Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!