Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

[Jackstar]

I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

[Dateline]

You are going about this all wrong.  You can join paranormaldate.com, becoming member 48,001.00 and find a lady with a like mind. 

It would begin something like this, "I have been a member of a coven for 18 years, and I do read the news daily to perform my spells where they are most needed."  Where do you go from there?

[GravitySucks]

You are going about this all wrong.  You can join paranormaldate.com, becoming member 48,001.00 and find a lady with a like mind. 

It would begin something like this, "I have been a member of a coven for 18 years, and I do read the news daily to perform my spells where they are most needed."  Where do you go from there?

This is Jackstar. It has to be conspiracydate.com

[akwilly]

I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

what the hell man. She has a job and is clueless of what goes on in the world. Sounds like a perfectly fine lady

[VtaGeezer]

..and find a lady with a like mind. 

Buy a lottery ticket...better odds.

[Lilith]

I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

What?  No pictures?

[ItsOver]

There's always Bobo.  You can date him without ever meeting him.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

In other words, she didn't know about Building Seven, did she?

[Walks_At_Night]

Just keep hitting F5 until this little jewel of happiness pops up.

Wham!   Problem solved.

[ItsOver]

Just keep hitting F5 until this little jewel of happiness pops up.

Wham!   Problem solved.

Perfect! One for JS, one for Bobo.

[WOTR]

For you, Jackstar.  You may want to pay special attention to the advice starting at around 3:30.  Now, as I understand things, the history channel has went downhill, but there are still alternatives.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBI9U3QVlI

[SredniVashtar]

To be fair to Jackstar, someone like him, with his physical and social disadvantages, finds the table pretty bare when it comes to romance, so he has to take what he can get. Most of the women he tries it on with are so old that it's not so much dating as carbon dating.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

To be fair to Jackstar, someone like him, with his physical and social disadvantages, finds the table pretty bare when it comes to romance, so he has to take what he can get. Most of the women he tries it on with are so old that it's not so much dating as carbon dating.

That was unnecessarily mean. Although with your joke on the end I can't tell if this was an autistic attempt at humor.

[SredniVashtar]

That was unnecessarily mean. Although with your joke on the end I can't tell if this was an autistic attempt at humor.

Yeah, sure, I was deadly serious, you helpless dope. Why don't you just fuck off if this is the best you have? I never see anything from you that isn't accompanied by the scraping sound of a very shallow barrel.

[aldousburbank]

http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

[Walks_At_Night]

http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

Gosh - where was this lecture when I was just a young pup?    Would have saved me some
trouble.  Only advice I got from my old man was him handing me a rubber and saying:

Use this.   Stay out of the corn hole and you'll be ok

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Yeah, sure, I was deadly serious, you helpless dope. Why don't you just fuck off if this is the best you have? I never see anything from you that isn't accompanied by the scraping sound of a very shallow barrel.

Someone is cranky today. Got those bad feels, eh?

[21st Century Man]

Hey Jackstar.  Here's a gal who has a thing for you.



Her number is 666-666-5309.  Give her a call.  She's ready and waiting.

[Jackstar]

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/07/people-prefer-playing-pokmon-go-to-dating.html

[nooryisawesome]

I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?

[pyewacket]

Don't let it get ya, Jackstar...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpDmF2zu0_I

[Jackstar]

Alrighty then; I'm not really single any more. I guess it's time to read this thread.

"Could it be a portal?"

[Jackstar]

How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?

Look, look--I'm a lover, not a prognosticator.

[aldousburbank]

Look, look--I'm a lover, not a prognosticator.

How you could be single is a fucking mystery.

[Jackstar]

Hey Jackstar.  Here's a gal

Is this... is this kind of low-impact trite tripe your A game, or your sister?

[Jackstar]

How you could be single is a fucking mystery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJOMdpKX9A

[Jackstar]

To be fair to Jackstar, someone like him, with his physical and social disadvantages, finds the table pretty bare when it comes to romance, so he has to take what he can get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWdU1SV7A0

[Jackstar]

In other words, she didn't know about Building Seven, did she?

Didn't even get that far.


"Where do you get your news?"

"Facebook"

"How do you find out about new technological advancement?"

"I don't"

screaming internally

[Lilith]

Didn't even get that far.


"Where do you get your news?"

"Facebook"

"How do you find out about new technological advancement?"

"I don't"

screaming internally

Did she ask you about bellgab?