Topic: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

[Corona Kitty]

Shut up. This is good. Go look at some boobs or something.

What makes you think I'm not doing that, as we speak?

[Roswells, Art]

First, I'm taken aback that you were talking about bad sex.  I thought it was the whole package.

Second, I am heartened to hear this, because I can ditch any concerns about defects in my personality, and I am a GREAT fuck.

Third, and I rarely say this, but tl;dr on the Jackster stuff.  Not because what he has to say is not worth reading -- it is -- but I already know all that.  I know that women who orgasm from intercourse alone are a minority (about 25% is reported).  I know that women have bigger sexual flywheels than men.  I know all about the goodies that derive from getting that flywheel spun up.

If anything, I have trouble achieving an orgasm.  I can go on for as long as the girl wants.  I had an affair this year with a woman and we went at it one time for 90 minutes straight.  She, coincidentally, is the only woman I can recall in decades that I could not make come.  She has a very, very tiny clitoris and stimulation of any kind is intermittent at best.

I love giving oral sex. I love making a woman orgasm, hearing her cry "Oh! I'm coming...." and then feeling her convulse in my hands.  I love kissing, I love the intimacy of physical closeness without penetration, just feeling each other's bodies.  I love it when a woman wants to be submissive, that she gives me that trust, and feel me control (not abuse) her. 

I have no script, I have no requirements.  Sometimes the girl is nervous.  Understandable, since she is going to take someone inside of her body.  I see her sitting with her arms and legs folded; her body language says that she is not ready.  We need to talk, and the talk must lead to reassuring her that our sex is about the two of us.  She must be comfortable and she must be willing for what we do.  For it to work right, it must be a partnership.  Sometimes, the relationship fails at this stage.  The girl is not ready, and may never be ready.  I've had it happen before. 

I write this all out in shorter form than Jackster because it leaves me more time to spend on my bitches.  PDQ.

If you want sex a la carte, though, I'm probably not your man.  The best sex is based in intimacy.  Sometimes that develops quickly and sometimes it never develops.  That's the way I prefer to roll, though.  Hot and sweaty animal sex, based in intimacy, can't be beat.  Well, maybe by the raw carnality of anal sex.  Still, it's worth it.

July 2nd, eh?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

July 2nd, eh?

I don't plan ahead.  I should have lied about something in the Scorpio range.

That's why I end up masturbating sometimes.  I'm not a smooth criminal like Jackster.

[Roswells, Art]

I don't plan ahead.  I should have lied about something in the Scorpio range.

teehee

lol

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

teehee

lol

I hear the mating call of the Wild New England Thrush.  It's giving me a boner.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

What makes you think I'm not doing that, as we speak?

I know what you're doing, as we speak.  I'm a guy too.  Fuck, dude, why did you put that image in my head.

[Roswells, Art]

I hear the mating call of the Wild New England Thrush.  It's giving me a boner.

Not until I look you up in the book!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Not until I look you up in the book!

You're procrastinating with that because you don't want to be disappointed.

Fuck the book.  You're a long plane ride away.  They turn out all the lights on the way.  Most everyone is asleep, and would not notice us tip-toeing to the surprisingly roomy restrooms.

[Roswells, Art]

You're procrastinating with that because you don't want to be disappointed.

Fuck the book.  You're a long plane ride away.  They turn out all the lights on the way.  Most everyone is asleep, and would not notice us tip-toeing to the surprisingly roomy restrooms.

I'm starting to think you don't want me to visit you for my sense of humor.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm starting to think you don't want me to visit you for my sense of humor.

Your sense of humour is what has always attracted me to you.  It was my impression that you were a lesbian that was cock-blocking me.  Did I mention that I love to yodel in the canyon?

[Roswells, Art]

Your sense of humour is what has always attracted me to you.  It was my impression that you were a lesbian that was cock-blocking me.  Did I mention that I love to yodel in the canyon?

Hey, don't feel so bad for being wrong. I've been accused in real life of being a lesbian. Always it was right after I turned down some guy with a fragile ego. Don't be that guy. Apparently standards=lesbian in some men's minds.

[Richard Groyper]

It was a bit of a surprise indeed.

and so detailed. refreshing.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey, don't feel so bad for being wrong. I've been accused in real life of being a lesbian. Always it was right after I turned down some guy with a fragile ego. Don't be that guy. Apparently standards=lesbian in some men's minds.

Haha no not because of that.  It's because you are strong and self-assured.  You know how to take a shot and deliver one.  You don't take any shit and you don't play the dumb passive-aggressive games that some chicks do.  Hey, I love chicks like you.  I've had FWB relationships with tomboys, it's a blast.  If you are a hetro and you're like that then you are a rare jewel indeed.  And you can't get laid?  What the fuck is wrong with men, anyway. 

Tell me what you like in the bed.  Leave nothing out.  Let's see if there's some overlap.  Never mind that shikka-shikka-shikka noise coming from username's computer.

[Roswells, Art]

Haha no not because of that.  It's because you are strong and self-assured.  You know how to take a shot and deliver one.  You don't take any shit and you don't play the dumb passive-aggressive games that some chicks do.  Hey, I love chicks like you.  I've had FWB relationships with tomboys, it's a blast.  If you are a hetro and you're like that then you are a rare jewel indeed.  And you can't get laid?  What the fuck is wrong with men, anyway. 

Tell me what you like in the bed.  Leave nothing out.  Let's see if there's some overlap.  Never mind that shikka-shikka-shikka noise coming from username's computer.

uh...no thanks.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

uh...no thanks.

Well, there's your problem.  Lack of communication.  I already have an idea about what you like in the sack, but it's better to talk about it first.  Talking builds trust and intimacy, and those are good things to have as the clothes come off.

Another good quality to have is privacy.  We don't need to do this in front of all these other assclowns (unless they are paying for it).  Send me a PM, babe.  I'll be waiting.

[Asuka Langley]

2 lewd 4 me 🙈

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

2 lewd 4 me 🙈

Then it's a great pity that you were forced to read it.

[AZZERAE]

Well, there's your problem.  Lack of communication.  I already have an idea about what you like in the sack, but it's better to talk about it first.  Talking builds trust and intimacy, and those are good things to have as the clothes come off.

Get a wing man. If all else fails, you can fuck one another.

[ZaZa]

"you can fuck one another."

..or himself.

[pate]

DPS = GS?

Nautical Shore...

[AZZERAE]

"you can fuck one another."

..or himself.

There is a user claiming he is you on the board.

[Metron2267]

uh...no thanks.

Smart.

Very smart.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Get a wing man. If all else fails, you can fuck one another.

Goddamn queer. 

[aldousburbank]

"you can fuck one another."

..or himself.

For the long haul, without ejaculating.

[Metron2267]

Goddamn queer.

Humorless shovel cuck.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Humorless shovel cuck.

Goddamn retard.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

and so detailed. refreshing.

Another thing to consider is how you present yourself to the ladies.  An important thing to remember is that guys choose women, hoping that they will never change; while women choose men, expecting to change them.

So don't worry too much about making your hair or your clothes perfect.  Once you get together with a chick, she's going to groom you like a doll: change your hair, your clothes, your shoes, everything.  Give her plenty of material to upgrade and she'll be happy.

Let me let you guys in on a little secret.  You want to know why "nice" guys can't score with the chicks, while the bad boys do?  It's because "nice" guys are predictable.  There is nothing worse to a chick than routine and predictability in a relationship.  Guys naturally gravitate towards that, it makes them feel like things are secure and in a groove.  But to chicks, it feels like the death of the relationship.  Girls just wanna have fun, and it's no fun when you know what's going to happen.

It doesn't impress a chick when the "nice" guy sends her flowers or shows up on time for an important date.  She expects those things to happen.  On the other hand, with the bad boy, it's unexpected and therefore a thrill: "Phyllis, I can't believe he sent me flowers/showed up on time!  He must really care!"  When the bad boy, out of nowhere, does something considerate, it really gets those knees a knockin'.  With the nice guy, it's either expected (for little or no points) or you fail to do it and cause disappointment.  Another night of pornhub, kleenex, and clearing your browser history.

Being the nice guy is a bullet train to Friendzone Town.  Don't be that guy if you want to get laid.  Chicks will say they want you to act like the nice guy, but that's just bullshit.  THEY ARE HAPPIEST WHEN THEY WANT TO CHANGE YOU.  Keep her guessing and watch those panties go flying off..

 

[AZZERAE]

Another night of pornhub, kleenex, and clearing your browser history.

Why in God's name would you feel the need to clear your browser history? Don't you have a computer of your own??

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Why in God's name would you feel the need to clear your browser history? Don't you have a computer of your own??

It's just something that the kids say.  Old people wouldn't understand.  Sorry

[AZZERAE]

Old people wouldn't understand.

Fuckin' boomers!