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How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?
I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!
Is that your birthday Jackstar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWdU1SV7A0
How you could be single is a fucking mystery.
Have you ever seen an adult female nude without having made a previous monetary transaction?
Hey jackyboy, whatever happened to your favorite sock?
Are you still beating off your adjutant?
This thread isn't about masturbation. Get out.
Found any... hot leads yet?
I am embarrassed for you.