Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies")) (Read 27990 times)

GravitySucks · « **Reply #30 on:** July 15, 2016, 12:19:47 AM »

I think I found Jackstar's twitter account.

https://twitter.com/trutherbotblue/status/753810076335386625

nooryisawesome · « **Reply #31 on:** July 15, 2016, 06:05:26 AM »

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 12, 2016, 04:18:22 AM

How soon before she makes a bellgab account to ask for her stuff back and calls you selfish in the sack?

Bellgab history lesson.... The above actually happened!

henge0stone · « **Reply #32 on:** July 17, 2016, 07:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on July 09, 2016, 07:34:02 PM

I just came back from the most horrible date I have ever been on in my life. I am not pulling your leg; this was awful.

I knew it was doomed, when she said, "I've worked at Target for eighteen years. No, I don't read the news--why do you ask?"

Actually, she said something entirely different. The transcript has been edited to protect the names of the innocent, and of Allah. Hail Eris!!!!!

some random possible suitors for you from my downloads folder. Not sure if your Bi so I'll include some guys to be fair.

Jackstar · « **Reply #33 on:** July 17, 2016, 08:11:26 PM »

Hey, I just realized!

All these dead cops--lotta cop widows.

Tasty.

Jackstar · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2016, 04:45:58 PM »

I just got this book. So far, it's batting a thousand.

Jackstar · « **Reply #35 on:** August 04, 2016, 09:55:35 AM »

Lilith · « **Reply #36 on:** August 04, 2016, 10:02:33 AM »

Quote from: Jackstar on August 04, 2016, 09:55:35 AM

Is that your birthday Jackstar?

Jackstar · « **Reply #37 on:** August 04, 2016, 09:16:39 PM »

Quote from: brig on August 04, 2016, 10:02:33 AM

Is that your birthday Jackstar?

NEGATIVE, GHOST RIDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1AiypRfTfc

cweb · « **Reply #38 on:** August 05, 2016, 12:49:51 PM »

Protip:
When a girl actually tells you her age, don't say "Really? 29? I mean, you don't look that old!"

Probably why I didn't get a phone number. But such was my mid-20s.

pate · « **Reply #39 on:** August 06, 2016, 04:58:07 AM »

Quote from: Jackstar on July 14, 2016, 08:23:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWdU1SV7A0

Well that fell as flat as a B-mynor wishing wot>?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asOFi1W228M

Oro-Gel, hon!

Jackstar · « **Reply #40 on:** August 06, 2016, 08:30:23 PM »

from my phone, last night: "We sorta made plans. I expected to hear from you by now. This isn't cool."

A three-hour GabCast? Fuck you guys, you almost fucked up my business!

DigitalPigSnuggler · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2016, 07:02:37 PM »

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 14, 2016, 08:19:39 PM

How you could be single is a fucking mystery.

Jackstar · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2016, 04:44:13 AM »

https://youtu.be/NrDG4sPul8w

Wrong again. I'm actually still damp.

AZZERAE · « **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2016, 05:59:05 AM »

No slight on anyone in particular, but I've come to learn in life that most people that are single, are single for a reason.

FightTheFuture · « **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2016, 11:59:57 AM »

I`m thinkin` perfect match here....

Jackstar · « **Reply #45 on:** August 18, 2016, 12:07:53 PM »

... why are you even here?

FightTheFuture · « **Reply #46 on:** August 18, 2016, 12:13:10 PM »

Have you ever seen an adult female nude without having made a previous monetary transaction?

Jackstar · « **Reply #47 on:** August 18, 2016, 12:26:40 PM »

Given my predilection for keeping my own eyes open, one can only help but suspect that mine might have been open on the way out.

Further, see above, re: damp. Meanwhile, how are you doing on the Kennedy murder? Found any... hot leads yet?