George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

Yeah, the question is; can it get wrose with a different host?

That's hard to imagine. The 2012 shows, hosted by Noory, had no bottom.

[driton]

Yep, Georges back...already screwed up "galaxies" 1 minute in..

[VtaGeezer]

Oh crap...he wasn't fired!

[Immy]

Does his small news bits first?? WTF??

[Sardondi]

Yeah, the question is; can it get wrose with a different host?

"The devil you know" argument used on behalf of Noory? I never thought I'd see the day.

Let me say it: I'll take John Wells any day over Noory. I'll take Robe Simone. I'll even take Mike Siegel. Ian Punnett would be better than those three to my mind. And George Knapp would make me listen every night he was on. But whoever might replace Noory is a Good Thing.

[punkinpie]

Am I really hearing this story?  What a rube.

[driton]

Who knew we were just a pizza roll away from a new host.

[punkinpie]

Who knew we were just a pizza roll away from a new host.

There was a warning on the back of the box.  OMG

[Immy]

That's why I felt a twinge of guilt taking that last sandwich at the Quik-e-Mart.

[NoMoreNoory]

I wonder if Totino's make gift baskets.

[PortlandDangler]

There was a warning on the back of the box.  OMG

He was trying to have "relations" with said pizza roll. That's the real story!

[George Noory]

Actually, I was rolled by a whore and her pimp.They kicked the shit outa me.

[Morgus]

Noory can't even cook a pizza roll correctly without getting serious burns?
What happened to his claims that he eats a healthy diet? If that were true he wouldn't have had that 'accident'
Make your own healthy midnight snack Noory, don't expect some 24hour foodmart to have your dinner ready for you...

[SnapT]

That was beautiful.  George Noory was almost done in by a PIZZA ROLL!  Better than I could've expected. 

It sounded like something right out of Jorch's Eye Pad, with Tommy taking George to the hospital.  "Tommy was born in LA so he knows where these places are!"  Like it's impossible to find a HOSPITAL in LA if you weren't BORN there...

This story should be adapted into the first Jorch's Eye Pad full length GRAPHIC NOVEL.

[punkinpie]

But they always have turkey sandwiches on whole grain bread. 

[Morgus]

Maybe Noory came up with this pizza role 'accident' so he would have a story like Art Bell's classic super-glue accident story?
Noory did probably get lots of extra listeners tuning in the last couple nights to hear the details of his bizarre 'accident' - a ratings stunt?

[Morgus]

Maybe a group of anti-Noorites performed their own negative mass consciousness mind-blast experiment on Noory a couple nights ago? 

[Nucky Nolan]

Could he *be* more of a wimp? I can't count the number of times that I've burned my mouth on egg rolls and pizza rolls. It comes with the microwaving territory. He makes it sound like someone set his forked tongue on fire. :

[sleeplessinca]

ok....  be honest.

if snoorey walked up to you with a flashlight...

would you look?

[misssirveaux]

What happened to his claims that he eats a healthy diet? If that were true he wouldn't have had that 'accident'
Make your own healthy midnight snack Noory, don't expect some 24hour foodmart to have your dinner ready for you...

He sprinkles turmeric on his pizza rolls.

[ItsOver]

Classic....I'm still LMAO..... yep, another WTF moment, courtesy of The Nooron.  Thank you, George.  Idiots like you are why every known product is covered with "Caution.... don't do something stupid!!!" warnings.  :   Next time, stick with visiting IHOP with Tommie.

Can't wait to see the P*B Jorch's Eye Pad cartoons about this "Amazin' " Noory event.  What's even more hilarious, he admitted he could slack-off more than usual tonight "to recover" since LMH was on and she can "carry the load." 

[PortlandDangler]

Maybe Noory came up with this pizza role 'accident' so he would have a story like Art Bell's classic super-glue accident story?
Noory did probably get lots of extra listeners tuning in the last couple nights to hear the details of his bizarre 'accident' - a ratings stunt?

Feels like one. This was not important enough to broadcast as "news". He should have just said he was sick or something like that.

[sleeplessinca]

Bumpers...
light my fire
ring of fire
walking on the sun
pointer sisters' fire
great balls of fire

[EnterDragon]

Noory can't even cook a pizza roll correctly without getting serious burns?
What happened to his claims that he eats a healthy diet? If that were true he wouldn't have had that 'accident'
Make your own healthy midnight snack Noory, don't expect some 24hour foodmart to have your dinner ready for you...

That's what I'm saying. I don't figure George as a guy that cooks from scratch in the middle of the night, but pizza rolls? I never thought he'd eat something like that judging by all the health talk.

[ItsOver]

ok....  be honest.

if snoorey walked up to you with a flashlight...

would you look?

Stop it.... you're killing me.    You can't make this stuff up.  Noory makes The Three Stooges look like Einstein.

[EnterDragon]

Why did his throat swell up if he spit the thing out? That's odd. Sounds to me like he had tonsillitus.

[ItsOver]

He sprinkles turmeric on his pizza rolls.

Lots and lots of turmeric, oh, and don't forget.... lots and lots of Carnivora.  Maybe he confused burning his mouth with choking on snake oil.

[sintaxi]

It's a good thing no one's introduced Noory to a Hot Pocket yet.  He would've damn near killed himself!

[SnapT]

And who makes a nightly habit of eating CONVENIENCE STORE FOOD?  Even if it's a turkey sandwich.  That stuff is frightening!  It makes something like Jack in the Box or Taco Bell look healthy!  And they're open 24 hours, too.  If you're gonna eat shitty food, at least get it from a place that specializes in selling something resembling FOOD, as opposed to lottery tickets and porno mags.

Microwaved pizza rolls are the lowest form of food.

[PortlandDangler]

Norry seems a bit heavy seeing his pictures on the coast website. Suprised he is a health nut. Don't remember that from two years ago? Oh well, douche.