George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Designx]

You know you're right, he almost seemed like a real person there for a little while.  When he's forced to drop the 3x5 cards and dusty old cliche questions, sometimes he has more personality than my answering machine. 

For some reason I kinda enjoyed the guy calling in with the kooky home remedy recipe and the whole exchange between them almost felt like an authentic human exchange.  It's all very unsettling to me.   

I'll admit the hour of open lines was the best I've heard Noory do in a while - no silly themed open lines either and the guy who gave a good recipe for bbq sauce as a cure all for viruses was pretty funny.

[nextgen.fm]

You know you're right, he almost seemed like a real person there for a little while.  When he's forced to drop the 3x5 cards and dusty old cliche questions, sometimes he has more personality than my answering machine. 

For some reason I kinda enjoyed the guy calling in with the kooky home remedy recipe and the whole exchange between them almost felt like an authentic human exchange.  It's all very unsettling to me.   

yes exactly! You have to get a little personal on the radio, I mean all you have is your voice and personality and ideas to go on!

You can't just show off your hot body or big boobs or flash that pearly white smile like they do on TV!

I know I found myself laughing when George was tryin to be funny, but I'll admit he kinda puttered out towards the end lol

[Immy]

It's been bothering me for a while now, I can't quite put my finger on what Jorch sounds like but there are times when Jorch sounds like he's talking through a mouthful of oatmeal mixed in with a mass of Elmer's glue.

Jorch is such a mushy sounding speaker for a professional broadcashter. I mean if a pile of mud could develop lips and talk and that same pile of mud developed a mawkish personality, I imagine it would sound exactly like Jorch.

Ever since he's been in his "new" studio I've noticed this more. Words ending in "ing" I can now clearly hear as "een". Also, the way he says "people" is weird - "pee pull" -  it's almost two words. And yes, the "sh" for "s" is more pronounced as well. He's ill-suited for this job in so many ways.

[George Drooly]

It's been bothering me for a while now, I can't quite put my finger on what Jorch sounds like but there are times when Jorch sounds like he's talking through a mouthful of oatmeal mixed in with a mass of Elmer's glue.

Jorch is such a mushy sounding speaker for a professional broadcashter. I mean if a pile of mud could develop lips and talk and that same pile of mud developed a mawkish personality, I imagine it would sound exactly like Jorch.

You're not familiar with the "tongue flaps" story?

[George Drooly]

And why does always pronounce "theater" as "thiratur"?

Also, first guest was wretched. Supposed to talk about free energy but then he suddenly veered into a mention of demons, religious BS, etc.

[paladin1991]

And why does always pronounce "theater" as "thiratur"?

Also, first guest was wretched. Supposed to talk about free energy but then he suddenly veered into a mention of demons, religious BS, etc.

You ask about The Suckage.  Are you new here?  Let take a few minutes and show around.

[George Drooly]

You ask about The Suckage.  Are you new here?  Let take a few minutes and show around.

Not sure what you're on about... I registered here a year before you and YOUR MOTHER

[paladin1991]

Not sure what you're on about... I registered here a year before you and YOUR MOTHER

Hey! Hey! HEY!!  Let's get off of moms. 




I had to get off yours just to come read your response.

[albrecht]

A great caller in the show on "free energy" from the midwest who mentioned how computers cost jobs. His example was grain operators. The best part was not only did he mention that he has listened since Art Bell and George said "thanks for sticking with us" but then when George commented "or they'd just move it to Mexico" the caller said "no, no, that wouldn't work at all. Then you would have to pay transportation costs etc", "that is totally wrong" and George made a little "eh" sound. George didn't understand his main point and tried to make the knee-jerk "blame Mexico" and "moving businesses off-shore" when it wasn't germane or make business sense if he was listening to the caller's business at all. But caller didn't stand for it.

[UFQuack]

You're not familiar with the "tongue flaps" story?

Tongue flaps? You mean Jorch's forked tongue? I've heard him talk about it before himself. I still find it hard to believe that would explain how weird he sounds. It could be a combination of his weird attitude and whatever physical defect his mouth has.

Perhaps it is from long term damage from consistently burning his mouth on Pizza Rolls over many years. I wonder if Jorch also eats Hot Pockets which would also have had him sustain similar damage.

[expat]

George's instant solution to the ebola crisis: Simply cancel all flights incoming to USA from the ebola region.

Only problem with that is, there are no direct flights. <<insert emoticon of Homer Simpson going D'oh>>

[albrecht]

George's instant solution to the ebola crisis: Simply cancel all flights incoming to USA from the ebola region.

Only problem with that is, there are no direct flights. <<insert emoticon of Homer Simpson going D'oh>>

Europeans are also talking about this. That is where most, if not all, of the African flights here route through. We could use political pressure to help them make that decision. And certainly flag passports of anyone who comes from, or visited, any of those countries flying over via a connecting flight.
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George's instant solution to the ebola crisis: Simply cancel all flights incoming to USA from the ebola region.

Only problem with that is, there are no direct flights. <<insert emoticon of Homer Simpson going D'oh>>

I turned off the radio after I had had enough of listening to some ignorant young idealist talk about cold fusion, so this is the best I can do to contribute to the discussion:

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[Rico999]

Putting this clown on the air is grossly irresponsible. Broadcasting his bullshit is an endorsement of said bullshit.

The only responsible way to broadcast interviews with Quayle and Dames would be to add a laugh track to the mix. One that's inaudible to the guests and hosts. Just so everyone is clear this shit is not to be taken seriously.

I'm all for the laff track for those two.  And the Numbers Lady as well.  And George's "news" segment, absholutely.

I'd really like to call in sometime when Quayle's on and find out what drug cocktail he gets into before he comes on the air.....Crank and a six pack of Red Bull, maybe?  Or is he a traditionalist and just has lines down and ready to go during commercial breaks?   You could ask him, but he'd get indignant -- as he always does when someone's having fun at his expense....

[Rico999]

What?  A whole program with the Carnivora guy, Ty Bollinger next week?  The show has gone to hell all the way with all these patent medicine quacks coming on and all.  I wonder how much Bollinger had to pay George off to do this 4 hour infomercial?  Damn.   

Unfortunately, George has some power in the respect that guests on his program definitely see a spike in sales of whatever it is their pitching after their appearance on Coast.  To dedicate a whole program to Bollinger tells me there's some quid pro quo going on here....

Hey, on another topic, has George had Alex Jones on lately?  I don't seem to recall anytime in the past few months.  You'd think with the Ebola thing happening, Jones'd be his go-to guy for commentary.  Could it be Jones and RCH are in the Coast doghouse?

[Mike.]

Has there ever been an attempt by BellGabbers to flood "open-lines"? Now, that could make for so,e great radio!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm all for the laff track for those two.  And the Numbers Lady as well.  And George's "news" segment, absholutely.

I'd really like to call in sometime when Quayle's on and find out what drug cocktail he gets into before he comes on the air.....Crank and a six pack of Red Bull, maybe?  Or is he a traditionalist and just has lines down and ready to go during commercial breaks?   You could ask him, but he'd get indignant -- as he always does when someone's having fun at his expense....

It's pretty difficult to believe this guy could have that much energy without some form of assistance.

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Paranoia is a symptom of coke use.  Not that I like to accuse people of things like this, but with the accusations Quayle was throwing around I think he's fair game.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What?  A whole program with the Carnivora guy, Ty Bollinger next week?  The show has gone to hell all the way with all these patent medicine quacks coming on and all.  I wonder how much Bollinger had to pay George off to do this 4 hour infomercial?  Damn.   

Unfortunately, George has some power in the respect that guests on his program definitely see a spike in sales of whatever it is their pitching after their appearance on Coast.  To dedicate a whole program to Bollinger tells me there's some quid pro quo going on here....

Hey, on another topic, has George had Alex Jones on lately?  I don't seem to recall anytime in the past few months.  You'd think with the Ebola thing happening, Jones'd be his go-to guy for commentary.  Could it be Jones and RCH are in the Coast doghouse?

Bollinger's been on a number of times.  And he doesn't have any personal stake in Carnivora, don'cha know?

[Jorch Einstein]

Has there ever been an attempt by BellGabbers to flood "open-lines"? Now, that could make for so,e great radio!

I was wondering about that. Strange, it seems there aren't many critical callers that get through. Tommy and any other screeners can't be that smart. If people really wanted to get on air and rip Jorch a new one, all they'd have to do is suck up to Tommy, and say how great Jorch is, and how Jorch is their hero and he's so smart (smirk). Just play dumb, in other words. Then when you get on air, change tone real quick and rip Jorch a new one. I know they have like a 10 second delay, but I don't imagine they would be able to catch everything. I find it odd that more anti-Jorch calls don't get through. In fact I hardly hear any.

One time a did hear someone start to ask Jorch "Are you an idiot?" in a really pissed-off voice, but before he even finished saying "idiot" he was gone. Lol.

[albrecht]

Bollinger's been on a number of times.  And he doesn't have any personal stake in Carnivora, don'cha know?

I don't even know if Ty was born when Reagan had that Carnivora "special ordered" flown to the White House? Wasn't that a claim they used to use on that infernal commerical (I know listen commercial free so don't know if they still use the Reagan hook.)
ps: I liked that guy who called in with his special formula to kill diseases. Wow. It sounded really tasty: (from what I can recall) a brew of onions, habeneros, garlic, horseradish roots, all steeped for days in apple-cider vinegar. Amazingly, Norry questioned if it worked. Reply: "I've haven't caught anything." So it must work!! I have the cure for Ebola. Drinking lots of water and some cocktails at night. Proof it works: I haven't gotten it! Cheaper than carnivora even.
-GNS

[VtaGeezer]

Funny how the fact that Reagan ended up grinning at the wall with dementia never enters into the "Carnivora" discussion.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

What?  A whole program with the Carnivora guy, Ty Bollinger next week?  The show has gone to hell all the way with all these patent medicine quacks coming on and all.  I wonder how much Bollinger had to pay George off to do this 4 hour infomercial?  Damn.   

Unfortunately, George has some power in the respect that guests on his program definitely see a spike in sales of whatever it is their pitching after their appearance on Coast.  To dedicate a whole program to Bollinger tells me there's some quid pro quo going on here....

It looks like Ty Bollinger is making the rounds to flog his new "docu-series."  He's doing Carnivora to Midnight with JBW today. 

Linda Moulton Howe is also going to be on JBW's show today.  I wonder if she's thinking about jumping the C2C ship and boarding the Ark.

[VtaGeezer]

I don't even know if Ty was born when Reagan had that Carnivora "special ordered" flown to the White House? Wasn't that a claim they used to use on that infernal commerical (I know listen commercial free so don't know if they still use the Reagan hook.)
ps: I liked that guy who called in with his special formula to kill diseases. Wow. It sounded really tasty: (from what I can recall) a brew of onions, habeneros, garlic, horseradish roots, all steeped for days in apple-cider vinegar. Amazingly, Norry questioned if it worked. Reply: "I've haven't caught anything." So it must work!! I have the cure for Ebola. Drinking lots of water and some cocktails at night. Proof it works: I haven't gotten it! Cheaper than carnivora even.
-GNS

That brew was also recommended for AIDS.  The idea wasn't to cure, but to teach the intended use of the anus.

[zeebo]

I turned off the radio after I had had enough of listening to some ignorant young idealist talk about cold fusion ...

Well some other naysayer called in, some high-falootin' professor type.  But cold fusion dude smacked him down by mentioning some vague speculative white paper on his website and how certain elements like nickel and iron somehow fit into it all.  So, Science: 1, Naysayers: 0.  Bam.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well some other naysayer called in, some high-falootin' professor type.  But cold fusion dude smacked him down by mentioning some vague speculative white paper on his website and how certain elements like nickel and iron somehow fit into it all.  So, Science: 1, Naysayers: 0.  Bam.

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[yumyumtree]

I don't know, I always find Fitz pretty sane in her views but maybe that's my own failing  in not understanding the economy well enough.

I may have her confused with someone else, but isn't she often talking about the "black budget" and things like that? She does have some things to say that are worthwhile, I agree.

[yumyumtree]

Funny how the fact that Reagan ended up grinning at the wall with dementia never enters into the "Carnivora" discussion.

I thinks that's whay they've now added "in 1985" to the spots.  He wasn't diagnosed until the 90s.  But still.

[yumyumtree]

I'm surprised no one else commented on Quayle's saying "rumored Nazi incidents of slaughter".  And Noory's cowardly and weak reaction; "Well, neither one of us was alive in WWII".   Alarm bells went off in my mind instantly.

I was unnerved by that too.  I think what he meant was that before we knew (and of course I wasn't around then either) with certainty what the Nazis were doing, it was rumor. Same with Stalin, starving Ukrainians, etc. The rumors may or may not have been true.  It turns out that they were true, in both cases.  But yes, without clarification, it sounds disturbingly like holocaust denial or things of that sort. And any halfway competent interviewer(that leaves George out) would have made sure there was clarification.  Unless Quayle really is a holocaust denier on top of everything else. That needs to be clarified too.

With a few exceptions, I thought that Quayle actually sounded less manic than usual.  But there was a lot of name-dropping.  And such names--Michael Savage, Mike Adams. And there was some story about some neighbors of his in Bozeman.

Did anybody hear the cold fusion guy say that ebola could be cured or prevented with colloidal silver and vitamin C?

[136 or 142]

I may have her confused with someone else, but isn't she often talking about the "black budget" and things like that? She does have some things to say that are worthwhile, I agree.

Her $3 trillion is missing from the government is almost certainly nonsense and I have no idea what she means when she says we have to move from a 'debtor economy to a creditor economy'.  Most likely more bullshit.  I also don't believe she's really a trained economist.  She probably has a degree in finance.

[136 or 142]

Did anybody hear the cold fusion guy say that ebola could be cured or prevented with colloidal silver and vitamin C?

I heard that too.

3:30 hours before show time and tonight's guest is still TBA.