George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ZHero]

Numbers Lady on tonight.  Screw that. I'm gonna take some niquil, brush my teeth then practice my snoring technique!

[Nebraska888]

Numbers Lady on tonight.  Screw that. I'm gonna take some niquil, brush my teeth then practice my snoring technique!

I'm with you!   

[Nick el Ass]

There is a lunar eclipse tonight... so screw Noory and his bunch of merry morons. I hope his playing of the song My Way last night was a sign of things to come, and he is fired soon.


\GNS forever.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

There is a lunar eclipse tonight... so screw Noory and his bunch of merry morons. I hope his playing of the song My Way last night was a sign of things to come, and he is fired soon.


\GNS forever.

What?  But I've scarcely heard a mention of the blood moon apocalypse.  C2C has let me down yet again.

[aldousburbank]

George Noory sucks, then sucks some more, and then continues to suck. If there is a moment when he appears to suck less, it is only because a certain amount of suckitude was busy blowing, thus completing the perfect cycle of suckage. Etcetera etcetera and fucking etcetera...

[nextgen.fm]

There is a lunar eclipse tonight... so screw Noory and his bunch of merry morons. I hope his playing of the song My Way last night was a sign of things to come, and he is fired soon.


\GNS forever.

Lol george is going to watch the eclipse with tommy later

[NoMoreNoory]

McCants asks Joorch 'Do you over-think?'

Let us all pause for a few moments to let the preposterousness of that question sink in.........

Even Joorch was left goldfishing and spluttering helplessly before informing us that he is 'oweez, oweez* analyzeen things' and then he goes back and analyzes it again, and that people who know him are always telling him to 'let it go'.

I would urge him to let it go. As in let C2C go, Joorch.

*translated from the Nooroneese, that would be 'always, always'.

[Nick el Ass]

Lol george is going to watch the eclipse with tommy later

After the numbers lady refuses to suck him off for the millionth time Tommy will be there as usual to keep him company. Not comfort.


\Stupid mistakes. The stupidity coming through the radio is more contagious than ebola.

[Dateline]

Now we know.  Everyday he reads these posts and analyzes and analyzes and analyzes each sucks post into infinity.  Let it go Noory, let it go.  .

[zeebo]

George flirting with the babes again.  First he plays "It Takes Two" for bumper music.  Then, when finding out it's Vlad Putin's birthday, asking poor Glynis to sing Happy Birthday to him like Marilyn Monroe.  Wtf, what kind of weird fetish is that?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Your posts are why I keep coming back to Coast.

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[WOTR]

McCants asks Joorch 'Do you over-think?'

Let us all pause for a few moments to let the preposterousness of that question sink in.........

Even Joorch was left goldfishing and spluttering helplessly before informing us that he is 'oweez, oweez* analyzeen things' and then he goes back and analyzes it again, and that people who know him are always telling him to 'let it go'.

He might be right concerning certain issues.  How often has "Nuke 'em high Noory" told us that he wants to radiate the middle east over the last month?  I doubt he give things much thought- but I do believe him that people are always telling him to "let it go."

[Nick el Ass]

George is a lying sack of shit. I wish he would talk about the number six as in deep sixed which is something they need to do with George.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Your posts are why I keep coming back to Coast.

Mine? Why thank you.

[Nick el Ass]

George has gone into uber creepy mode tonight with the numbers lady.  Plus Skype sounds like shit, and I bet they just want to see naked people on the cam.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Mine? Why thank you.

All of you 

[Nick el Ass]

All of you 

Thank you very much. I find the forum more entertaining than anything on C2C... and just listen to be able to participate. None the less, I miss good radio.

[nextgen.fm]

SShould I tune in???

[nextgen.fm]

Oh something is shifting alright!!!

The snake in George's pants!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The second half guest is good.

[Scully]

Listening off and on to the second half tonight and just heard a tidbit of gossip that rang my bell.

Woman caller is flirting with Jorch, telling him she's talked to someone they both know (I didn't catch who it was), and told him she wants to be Jorch's "girlfriend."  She says the person "fought for" Jorch, and said he has a girlfriend already who lives in HAWAII, and whom Noory visits there.

Not a word from old Jorch to deny any of this.  Brushed by it without a missing a beat.

Can it be we now know a bit more about that mysterious studio in Hawaii we've been hearing about for so long???  :

[zeebo]

...Woman caller is flirting with Jorch, telling him she's talked to someone they both know (I didn't catch who it was), and told him she wants to be Jorch's "girlfriend."  She says the person "fought for" Jorch, and said he has a girlfriend already who lives in HAWAII, and whom Noory visits there....

I missed this, but it does remind me of a call he got some time ago from a woman in Hawaii who he knew.  If I remember right she was associated with some kind of amateur astronomy group, and they had some shared acquantances. 

[Scully]

Veeerrrrrrryyyyyy interesting!

Noory works hard at being mysterious about his personal life.  Makes my gossip button itch. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I missed this, but it does remind me of a call he got some time ago from a woman in Hawaii who he knew.  If I remember right she was associated with some kind of amateur astronomy group, and they had some shared acquantances.

So are we to infer George is abusing network funds so he can work closer to his girlfriend?  Or is he just saying that to appease her but really there is no studio in Hawaii?

And if they are building a studio just so that he can be closer to her, where on Earth did George find that golden horseshoe he has firmly implanted?

[Richard Groyper]

Sardondi still m.i.a.?

[yumyumtree]

The other night that idiot Craig Hulet basically called for an armed insurrection against the U.S. government, in no uncertain terms. What a fool. And what an idiotic dolt Jorch is for giving this moron a platform. Wonder if either one of them will take responsibility when one of their sub-human knuckledragger listeners decides to take the advice, and commits a violent act.

Hulet is another one we have been hearing from way too much lately on C to C. As I have mentioned, the late Jack Metcalf, the congressperson he worked for, was from the Everett area.  I can only think that these people get nuttier and kookier after they leave these prestigious posts which they then keep bragging about for decades.  If they had been like this at the time, people like Sonny Bono and Jack Metcalf I hope wouldn't have to do with them. Incidentally, Katherine Austin Fitz is in this category also.  She has good ideas about permaculture and stuff, but she also makes some wild claims about financial issues.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hulet is another one we have been hearing from way too much lately on C to C. As I have mentioned, the late Jack Metcalf, the congressperson he worked for, was from the Everett area.  I can only think that these people get nuttier and kookier after they leave these prestigious posts which they then keep bragging about for decades.  If they had been like this at the time, people like Sonny Bono and Jack Metcalf I hope wouldn't have to do with them. Incidentally, Katherine Austin Fitz is in this category also.  She has good ideas about permaculture and stuff, but she also makes some wild claims about financial issues.

I don't know, I always find Fitz pretty sane in her views but maybe that's my own failing  in not understanding the economy well enough.

[LAM4:2]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but did I hear the Numbers lady say last night that she is happily married for 10 years or something like that. I remember hearing her say a while back that she was dating someone but they broke up because he lied about his bday so his numbers were wrong, teehee. I might be confusing her with another quack.

[Jorch Einstein]

A few nights ago Jorch had on Honey Boo-Boo the Psychic, and a lady called in saying she had open-heart surgery and she was behind in her rent, and Jorch said he would send her $500.

Jorch should actually pay all of his listeners for having to put up with his bumbling incompetence for so many years. It could be considered compensation for pain and suffering.

I wonder if that lady ever got a check, or if Jorch just said that on air to make himself look like a great guy.

[ItsOver]

If Jorch had any class and wasn't a self-serving PremRat suck-up, he'd address his supposed "donations" off-the air and not say anything about it on-the-air.  It's great to want to help others in need but it's always bugged me about anybody who even gives the appearance he's just saying these things to make himself look like a "swell person."