George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bigchucka]

Wish Ian was in the chair on Sunday.  Would do a better job with that...

[nooryisawesome]

that Lewis spent 4 hours on these comments explains why I hope he never gets Coast.

I was getting ready to post the exact same thing. BOOM, you stole my thunder.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

It's probably because his competitor in Nooron is so bad, but Clyde Lewis is alright with me. Ground Zero is a pretty good alternative to Bumbles.

[bigchucka]

It's probably because his competitor in Nooron is so bad, but Clyde Lewis is alright with me. Ground Zero is a pretty good alternative to Bumbles.

I agree.  I could pick that up in the first hour I've ever heard him.  Off to listen to some Lewis Black I just found on YouTube....

[bateman]

Just when you think Coast can't get any worse, this is George's new weekend hire:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/04/05

Date:   04-05-14
Host:   Lisa Garr
Guests:   Eldon Taylor, John Holland
Guest host Lisa Garr (email) welcomes the inventor of the patented InnerTalk technology, Eldon Taylor, who'll discuss his personal journey into the workings of the human mind, and using mind power towards a path of "high self-actualization." First hour guest, psychic medium John Holland talks about a language from the spirits that can only be heard when one truly listens.

Who the hell is Lisa Garr, you might ask..?

[qaddisin]

Just when you think Coast can't get any worse, this is George's new weekend hire:

[Catsmile]

Words... can't... AHHH!!

[DocHolliday]

Just when you think Coast can't get any worse, this is George's new weekend hire:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/04/05

Who the hell is Lisa Garr, you might ask..?

Fuck me.

I actually saw Gaiam merchandise being sold at the BX last weekend. I wasn't aware they peddled shitty exercise equipment.

[zeebo]

Just when you think Coast can't get any worse, this is George's new weekend hire...

Oh dear.  Why don't they just get the Ronco guy with the electric food dehydrator and spray-on hair?

[zeebo]

Notice, bulletin on tonite's show.....  After running various variables through my proprietary algorithm system, I can predict with 97.84% accuracy that tonite Noory will suck.

[zeebo]

Why would anyone ever play "Put Your Head on my Shoulders" for bumper music?  I mean please, what is the reason?  I need to know.

[yumyumtree]

Shoulder.
It's romantic. It's about slow-dancing, from the era when Noory was a kid, similar to the stuff Michael Savage plays. Not all of them are my personal favorites, but I think that a big part of his audience is baby-boomers, or even older.

[MTB]

Why would anyone ever play "Put Your Head on my Shoulders" for bumper music?  I mean please, what is the reason?  I need to know.

Is it my imagination or did he play the whole damn song?

[zeebo]

Is it my imagination or did he play the whole damn song?

I feel like the thing thing is still reverberating in my head.  Make it stop.

Btw this Maine ghost guy sounds pretty level-headed actually.  He's ok I think.

[zeebo]

Shoulder.
It's romantic. It's about slow-dancing, from the era when Noory was a kid, similar to the stuff Michael Savage plays. Not all of them are my personal favorites, but I think that a big part of his audience is baby-boomers, or even older.

Ok fine so he want's to play stuff from the 50's / 60's, but why always with the friggin' crooners?  I mean play some early rock n' roll or jazz or blues or something not quite so sentimental - this is supposed to be a friggin' paranormal edgy show, not "Goin' down to the malt shop with my gal to share a root beer float."   :

[21st Century Man]

OMG!!!  The guest is implying that Bill Clinton is LYING about Roswell and Area 51!!!    Its not as if Bill Clinton has ever LIED before, has he?  I am sooo shocked!!!! I think I'm going to fain.....<falls to floor>

[21st Century Man]

Ok fine so he want's to play stuff from the 50's / 60's, but why always with the friggin' crooners?  I mean play some early rock n' roll or jazz or blues or something not quite so sentimental - this is supposed to be a friggin' paranormal edgy show, not "Goin' down to the malt shop with my gal to share a root beer float."   :

I know!!  He always play the sappiest songs.  I really like a lot of Frank Sinatra songs but Noory plays the worst Sinatra songs.  I know Love and Marriage is probably not George's cup of tea <sarcasm intended> but what about Witchcraft or something like that.  As far as Paul Anka goes,  I'll stick to the ones Sinatra and Buddy Holly recorded or better yet play Anka's cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit.  On second thought, NEVER MIND!!! 

[norrykilledc2c]

Notice, bulletin on tonite's show.....  After running various variables through my proprietary algorithm system, I can predict with 97.84% accuracy that tonite Noory will suck.

After further refining your algorithm, it brings the accuracy up to 100% that Norry will suck.
FUCK YOU GEORGE NOORY. YOU SUCK MORE THAN THE SUCKIEST SUCK COULD EVER SUCK. FUCK YOU!

Ok fine so he want's to play stuff from the 50's / 60's, but why always with the friggin' crooners?  I mean play some early rock n' roll or jazz or blues or something not quite so sentimental - this is supposed to be a friggin' paranormal edgy show, not "Goin' down to the malt shop with my gal to share a root beer float."   :

FUCK GEORGE NOORY AND HIS CROONERS.

[Yorkshire pud]

Such rage, such invective, such willingness to succumb to masochistic tendencies.. I slept like a baby not listening to George Noory. Nor the week/month/year before... Crazy but true. I did watch Big Bang Theory though which I find hugely entertaining and don't rant about how bad it is...another crazy crazy thing.  :

[sydtron]

WTF?  Old Hag Syndrome??  I had it on in the backvround while playing pinball and I heard him mention it a fewtimes.  The show did help me get into a pinball trance because of the mmonotonous droning.  God damn.  I wish he and Tommy would goto Mars. Maybe he could interview a rock? Or the thing from photo #9?  Im going to bed.  Fuck it!

[George Drooly]

Only caught about 20 minutes of show earlier, but immediately two zingers stood out:

1. Talking about tornadoes, Nooritard actually uttered the phrase "head for the hills." For those of you who never lived in the midwest, trust me, that's the opposite of correct behavior when a tornado is imminent.

2. I thought he was talking about Mike Royko for few minutes until I realized he was mispronouncing "Roku." Unfucking real, Georgie Girl -- is there a "y" in that word? Is there an "oi" in there? No, you horse's ass.

You know, I may be janitor, but at least I'm expected to be a professional. What's your excuse, Nooron? I hate you.

[Morgus]

Exactly as expected, Noory's so-called "tribute" to longtime c2cam guest Evelyn Paglini is that he just has his staff play a part of an old taped interview with her from years ago for the last half-hour.
Noory takes full advantage and gets to sneak out early on Friday again...

[zeebo]

.. I wish he and Tommy would goto Mars. Maybe he could interview a rock? Or the thing from photo #9? ...

...FUCK GEORGE NOORY AND HIS CROONERS.

Haha thanks guys you gave me a good laugh - I needed that after this sucky Noory night which capped off a sucky Noory week!

[valdez]

...I wish he and Tommy would goto Mars...

Exactly as expected...

...this Maine ghost guy sounds pretty level-headed actually.  He's ok I think.

     Yeah, I thought Maine ghost guy, Tom Verde, was ok too.  As was ufo guy, Michael Luckman.  And I swear I thought there was a possibility that George was going to up his game a hair, in answer to his detractors, because we know he reads this thread, and attempt to do something different for good ole Evelyn Paglini, but I'll be damned if Morgus wasn't right about him playing an old interview and skipping out early.  What a turd.  I think he and Tommy made a blood pact never to put any effort into this c2c thing ever.  And in that they are succeeding.  That Syrian guy who called in and related how the BMW corporation was able to find his stolen BMW from all the way out in Germany made a good point about how this whole missing plane thing stinks to high hell.  Did George really refer to the show he did a while back honoring all his deceased guest as the "dead people's show"?  And is it just me, or is "where can people get your book, so that people can have fun with it?" a really odd question?

 

[michio]

sNoory brought up his mind-rain experiment again that I believe caused flash flooding in CA. It strikes me as being odd when god can't figure out how much rain is enough but not too much, but I digress.  Rev. sNooron claims because he led the C2C congregation in prayer it brought much needed rain to that area when nothing else would have.  I could swear someone here said they had forecasted rain for the area days before sNoory talked about it.

George is a humble and modest man. He's a cut above the rest. Of course, I'm referring to George Knapp and not Georgie sNoory.

[Izintit?]

Such rage, such invective, such willingness to succumb to masochistic tendencies.. I slept like a baby not listening to George Noory. Nor the week/month/year before... Crazy but true. I did watch Big Bang Theory though which I find hugely entertaining and don't rant about how bad it is...another crazy crazy thing.  :

No masochism and certainly no rage.Who here said George wasn`t entertaining? Many actors have made long careers playing arrogant buffoons and clueless idiots.Throw in the bloodthirsty lecher and voila... welcome to Coast to Coast with George Noory.

[aldousburbank]

After further refining your algorithm, it brings the accuracy up to 100% that Norry will suck.
FUCK YOU GEORGE NOORY. YOU SUCK MORE THAN THE SUCKIEST SUCK COULD EVER SUCK. FUCK YOU!


FUCK GEORGE NOORY AND HIS CROONERS.

This is good. Therapeutic. We should try to be more expressive of our true feelings regarding sucktards whose suckiness passeth all understanding.

1501 and counting George. Can you guess what number comes next in this, the suckiest forum thread across the nation and around the globe?

[Yorkshire pud]

     That Syrian guy who called in and related how the BMW corporation was able to find his stolen BMW from all the way out in Germany made a good point about how this whole missing plane thing stinks to high hell.

Yeah, because BMW's with tracking boxes driving around on land, are an exact comparison to airliners flying over vast oceans where radar has a maximum range (Cos the world is round...crazy shit!) of about 250 miles when said aircraft is about 35000 feet. There has been so much (How can I say this?) shit spoken about what has and hasn't happened about this 777 by people who haven't a clue what they're talking about. But hey, run with it, someone will believe it.

[ItsOver]

Just when you think Coast can't get any worse, this is George's new weekend hire...

Gag, of course we know it can always be worse.  Tomorrow night Jorch returns for his sucktastic Super Suck Sunday.  Yes, that eagerly awaited first Sunday of the month with Jorch and the ear-shattering submerging artists.  I think Jorch does Super Suck Sunday just to make himself look better during the usual weekly crapfest.  We'll be begging for the return of the malt shop classics and UFO Phil.

[Yorkshire pud]

No masochism and certainly no rage.Who here said George wasn`t entertaining? Many actors have made long careers playing arrogant buffoons and clueless idiots.Throw in the bloodthirsty lecher and voila... welcome to Coast to Coast with George Noory.

The key word here is 'playing'. George Noory is either a brilliant character actor or he isn't and is simply being himself..My money is on the latter. That being the case, I know he isn't a comedy act, therefore he isn't parodying someone else, therefore not entertaining. Ergo, I don't listen.