George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jackstar]

Because I did not say what you said I said.

[Dr. MD MD]

Yes, you did.

[Jackstar]

Yes, you did.

Then... link it.

*dismissive hand-wanking gestures*

[Dr. MD MD]

Then... link it.

*dismissive hand-wanking gestures*

No.

[Silphion]

I've never had a UFO experience. Nor did I ever allege to have one.

Was this a "Grant Cameron" event then?

After experiencing a mental download event ... Cameron turned his research interests ... to the role of consciousness in the UFO phenomena.

[Juan]

sNorway sucks at getting pardons, too.  There is no Cornelius White on the Trump pardon list I saw.

[albrecht]

sNorway sucks at getting pardons, too.  There is no Cornelius White on the Trump pardon list I saw.

Don't speak too soon. It could be Mr.Norway has told TOMMEE to send the reams of paper documenting "Corny's" case to the newly elected President and expects Karmala, due to her color, would be more accommodating. Especially since her past as Cali's AG of convicting violent blacks is problematic in this age of BLM-  so this could be an opportunity to unite the country:  Pardon Corny! Could unite everyone and mend all political wounds. She could also allow Biden to ramble on about his adventures against Corn Pop prior the pardon.

[Jackstar]

No.

I'm not convinced that you actually know what this word means in any context. I guess I could be wrong.

Perhaps it would depend on what the definition of "is" is. In any event, I don't think "Sourcery" is compatible with many peoples' definition of "Christianity," so I'll thank you in advance for not being too deliberately obtuse.

Especially in the GNS thread. You're starting to eclipse his brand--whatever that is. Would it really have been so difficult to link to what you were trying to defame me over?

I guess so. You had your chance to support your argument, and instead you did... something else.

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Cool. bbl, I've got a portal to catch, and someone's arms are getting tired. I love you all, and so does (PROTECTED). Peace.

[Dr. MD MD]

I'm not convinced that you actually know what this word means in any context. I guess I could be wrong.

Perhaps it would depend on what the definition of "is" is. In any event, I don't think "Sourcery" is compatible with many peoples' definition of "Christianity," so I'll thank you in advance for not being too deliberately obtuse.

Especially in the GNS thread. You're starting to eclipse his brand--whatever that is. Would it really have been so difficult to link to what you were trying to defame me over?

I guess so. You had your chance to support your argument, and instead you did... something else.

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Cool. bbl, I've got a portal to catch, and someone's arms are getting tired. I love you all, and so does (PROTECTED). Peace.

Defame you?! You are truly paranoid. I asked you a question about things you were discussing on Groyper’s podcast. Instead of answering you’ve chosen to be contrarian in some vain attempt at up your street cred but NEWSFLASH: You don’t have any left. That account is empty. You spent it all being a Rubini cuck.

[albrecht]

Mr.Norway seems obsessed about the millionaire that took a swan-dive from his condo because he was lonely during COVID. Dave mentions this story almost with every guest. And I assume Steve Bing was not even a mean baby, who was kicked and yelled at but Dave dwells on this story because he was rich and Hollywood/Political connected? Or just his usual obsession with sad stories and violence?

[Dr. MD MD]

Mr.Norway seems obsessed about the millionaire that took a swan-dive from his condo because he was lonely during COVID. Dave mentions this story almost with every guest. And I assume Steve Bing was not even a mean baby, who was kicked and yelled at but Dave dwells on this story because he was rich and Hollywood/Political connected? Or just his usual obsession with sad stories and violence?

Which millionaire?

[albrecht]

Which millionaire?

Dave is obsessed by the Steve Bing jump but he did also mention the Sweet n Low guy who also took a dive, but the former was old and facing diseases I heard. Mr.Norway ponders what it is like to jump and the thoughts at the 'last minute' before suicides. This will help those shut-in and people that Dave claims only have C2C in their lives and so the show is there for them, even on holidays.

[Dr. MD MD]

Dave is obsessed by the Steve Bing jump but he did also mention the Sweet n Low guy who also took a dive, but the former was old and facing diseases I heard. Mr.Norway ponders what it is like to jump and the thoughts at the 'last minute' before suicides. This will help those shut-in and people that Dave claims only have C2C in their lives and so the show is there for them, even on holidays.

He’s so compassionate! I think I understand now why he once considered running for president.

[Dateline]

Dave is obsessed by the Steve Bing jump but he did also mention the Sweet n Low guy who also took a dive, but the former was old and facing diseases I heard. Mr.Norway ponders what it is like to jump and the thoughts at the 'last minute' before suicides. This will help those shut-in and people that Dave claims only have C2C in their lives and so the show is there for them, even on holidays.

He would never oft himself.  Ma Norry instilled the voice within, "Georgie, always clean up after you make a mess."  Norry would make a mess if he went splat.  However, if he did go splat, and then the ghost of Norry came back to clean up his mess he made, that would prove that there is life after death.

Keep the sidewalks clean.

[AvDaBr]

Was listening in the car on the way home and had a bit of interference, but I swear I heard Quayle say Antarctica was as big as North America and Mexico combined.  Has Noory been tutoring him on geography?

[WOTR]

I enjoyed your rant, Cam. Too bad it's removed.

Whatever you decide to do- don't place the now dead radio under a floorboard.

[Camazotz Automat]

I enjoyed your rant, Cam. Too bad it's removed.

Whatever you decide to do- don't place the now dead radio under a floorboard.

I value your opinion WOTR. Thank you.

After posting the rant I felt like I was trolling, which was not my intent. Just frustrated. Quayle is all over the map. He regurgitates an unbelievable amount of fringe material.

Usually, I derive entertainment from the guests, whether I agree with a guest or not.

But what DID make me laugh was your tell tale quip.  Such good comedic relevance to my uncontrolled rant.

So here it is, if anyone wishes to witness a record of my minor meltdown as filtered through a Raven-laced haze:


More words of wisdom from that old crotch goat Peter Breggin.

Ludicrous. Ridiculous. Irrelevant 84 year old dickhead. A voice like Morgus, but he's certainly no Morgus.

(Recall Morgus's BRILLIANT "speed of dark" routine! HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Fuck Breggin. The mother ~fucking~ turnip head.

And here comes lil' Steve Quayle.

Radio is already melting.

Sucks so much that I  must listen.  He is going full blown Bible talk.

Art spinning in his grave like a luciferian fishing lure.

(shaking head)

Violent urges to bash radio are successfully tamped down.  But it mocks me. Fucking piece of shit mocks me with a blue LED smirk.

Embrace the imbecilic bullshit that is Steve Quayle.  Life is suffering.

Thank you, Steve, for accelerating my karma.

Fuck face douche bag.

Ian Punnet dressing you down STILL sticks in your craw, doesn't it? It was pretty embarrassing wasn't it? I was there, you self righteous deluded asshole.

I may not make it thru the whole interview.

Other than that, feeling pretty cozy.

Fucking Steven Quayle.

Quayle will be dead and dust for 5,000 years and Jesus will still not have returned.

A two thousand year track record cannot be ignored.

Sorry, Stevie.

BTW, it sounds like your lips are partially glued together. WTF is up with that?

The spit is spectacular.

Say it. Don't spray it.

Ya fookin' ijit.

(Bashing radio with a bust of Pallas Athena. Sorry to steal your thunder, Mr. Poe.)

[Dr. MD MD]

I value your opinion WOTR. Thank you.

After posting the rant I felt like I was trolling, which was not my intent. Just frustrated. Quayle is all over the map. He regurgitates an unbelievable amount of fringe material.

Usually, I derive entertainment from the guests, whether I agree with a guest or not.

But what DID make me laugh was your tell tale quip.  Such good comedic relevance to my uncontrolled rant.

So here it is, if anyone wishes to witness a record of my minor meltdown as filtered through a Raven-laced haze:


More words of wisdom from that old crotch goat Peter Breggin.

Ludicrous. Ridiculous. Irrelevant 84 year old dickhead. A voice like Morgus, but he's certainly no Morgus.

(Recall Morgus's BRILLIANT "speed of dark" routine! HAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Fuck Breggin. The mother ~fucking~ turnip head.

And here comes lil' Steve Quayle.

Radio is already melting.

Sucks so much that I  must listen.  He is going full blown Bible talk.

Art spinning in his grave like a luciferian fishing lure.

(shaking head)

Violent urges to bash radio are successfully tamped down.  But it mocks me. Fucking piece of shit mocks me with a blue LED smirk.

Embrace the imbecilic bullshit that is Steve Quayle.  Life is suffering.

Thank you, Steve, for accelerating my karma.

Fuck face douche bag.

Ian Punnet dressing you down STILL sticks in your craw, doesn't it? It was pretty embarrassing wasn't it? I was there, you self righteous deluded asshole.

I may not make it thru the whole interview.

Other than that, feeling pretty cozy.

Fucking Steven Quayle.

Quayle will be dead and dust for 5,000 years and Jesus will still not have returned.

A two thousand year track record cannot be ignored.

Sorry, Stevie.

BTW, it sounds like your lips are partially glued together. WTF is up with that?

The spit is spectacular.

Say it. Don't spray it.

Ya fookin' ijit.

(Bashing radio with a bust of Pallas Athena. Sorry to steal your thunder, Mr. Poe.)

Yes, commit! Then deal with the scorn and the love.

[Jackstar]

After posting the rant I felt like I was trolling, which was not my intent. Just

Ah, the old "plaintext-message-with-encrypted-elements-posted-briefly-before-deleting-and-then-re-post-with-encryption-stripped-so-no-one-is-the-wiser" trick. A solid ploy, but it'll never work.

Y'all missed the bus, and that's fine with me, I am not chasing that down. You're on your own. There will be another, later on. Don't wait up.


This was exciting, wasn't it? You can loosen your belts now, Kids. They are no longer well-advised.

[Dateline]

Norry, for a good time call: 867-5309.

[Silphion]

why does George do this
every time he does open lines
he leaves on the final portion of the show
and plays some boring interview
why does he do this

Asking for a friend

[Jackstar]

Asking for a friend

sup. That's not what that button is for. But, Hi.

You wanna get some shawarma? It's not too late--I'm not too hungry right now though. Also, I'm being stalked.

So bring weapons shields. Do you like mine? It's probably not nanotech... for another five minutes. ciao

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/yxNw1bgH4dQ

Do you like mine? It's probably not nanotech... for another five minutes. ciao

I'll be honest:
I can never tell.

[CronkitesGhost]

I haven't listened in a while, the guests are abominable and needless to say the host is worse. So I'm tired from a full day of dealing with Leftist trash on Twitter and hope to get in bed and listen to the radio, tune in and give Noory a shot, he's beginning his interview with a female guest and asks the expected automated question 'How did yeeeeeeeeeeeew get into this?' Lady replies 'I was a massage therapist and then I read a lot of books because I love research.'  Vibrational healing. More quackery. *click*

Fuck you Premiere Radio.

[albrecht]

Mr.Norway has some guest on who heals people using tuning forks. The usual everything and your body is 'vibration' and 'electric.' The other day she treated a lady who had "just got the second vaccine and was having some bad reactions." Dave, who didn't seem to know what tuning forks were asked her to hum the frequency. She demurred but said that they are in the human hearing range. Then Dave asked how she gets them to ring. And a surprising answer: she bangs them on hockey pucks- and "they must be Canadian hockey pucks because they make the best ones." Mr.Norway agreed.

[ItsOver]

Mr.Norway has some guest on who heals people using tuning forks. The usual everything and your body is 'vibration' and 'electric.' The other day she treated a lady who had "just got the second vaccine and was having some bad reactions." Dave, who didn't seem to know what tuning forks were asked her to hum the frequency. She demurred but said that they are in the human hearing range. Then Dave asked how she gets them to ring. And a surprising answer: she bangs them on hockey pucks- and "they must be Canadian hockey pucks because they make the best ones." Mr.Norway agreed.

Ha!  Dave knows hockey pucks. 

[albrecht]

Ha!  Dave knows hockey pucks. 

He might since he grew up in Detroit area but I doubt Mama Norry was a big fan of hockey- the toughness, fights, grit, and cold (Mr.Norway often used to leave St Louis for LA due to cold weather.) Not that baseball doesn't grind it out either but she had a better 'arm' for that, as I recall.

I think he was just doing his usual parroting or whatever the guest says, otherwise he would defend Redwings or American hockey pucks. Buy American, etc. But, at times, I admit his thinking equates to a hockey puck- still sitting in the freezer prior to play. Very dense. He didn't reply to the 'sound healing expert' when she claimed some form of healing after 'someone she knew got the 2nd vaccine and was experiencing problems' when he normally would riff off the 'no vaccine' stuff.

[ItsOver]

It’s Doc Wallet tonight. Hockey pucks and tuning forks sound fascinating, by comparison.

[pate]

Ha!  Dave knows hockey pucks.  ;D

It took him a few tries to establish that they were not, in fact, licorice flavored.  He also discovered that while not licorice flavored they also do not tend to burn that flappy thing in the back of the throat.

He is still divided about the edibility of the puck, and is carrying on more research into that.  I think a future episode of BeYawn Buh-leaf will fee-ture this incredibly interesting subject.

Mr. Norway will get to the bottom of that stuff, it is his dedication to Journalism and being a Radio Broadcast Journalist.  The hard (or sort of chewy) stories like the... that one... Hock Kiwi Puke one that the other so-called Journalists are afraid to dive into...

I am probably not supposed to say:  but Mr. Norway frequently broadcasts with a hockey puck in his mouth...  That's dedication, folks!

FEB is just around the corner, folks!

[albrecht]

It’s Doc Wallet tonight. Hockey pucks and tuning forks sounds fascinating, by comparison.

I will make some guesses. Eat lots of eggs. Buy whatever vitamins and powders suggested after a bunch of shut-ins, those on fixed or limited income, or elderly people with health problems call in, and likely some mental case callers also. With claims about Corona-Chan and vaccine problems.