George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 26, 2022, 03:27:30 PMMaybe it's the haircut?
Apparently he has a lot of kids and ex-wives. Some of which he is going to relocate to Slovakia or something. Fine place, a bit grim- but best bread I ever had, oddly. Seriously good, and cheap. And a place that, contrary to most of Europe, had gun shops that seemed (I didn't understand language) but killing time perused and it seemed one could buy stuff, including surplus. I think his mistake was putting his finger in the wrong dike/dyke, that could be a kill shot. And I hope he wasn't lead-based paint when he did his deal for the advertisements.

albrecht

"Ask Jorch" segments are horrible. Even worse than the hated open lines with the sad pack. But now Norry hates open lines so much that he has reverted to an "ask Jorch" where people text TOMMEE and then TOMMEE reads them to Dave. Weather questions. Same old Dave stories.

Morgus

Quote from: albrecht on September 03, 2022, 11:10:22 AM"Ask Jorch" segments are horrible. Even worse than the hated open lines with the sad pack. But now Norry hates open lines so much that he has reverted to an "ask Jorch" where people text TOMMEE and then TOMMEE reads them to Dave. Weather questions. Same old Dave stories.
What we learn from the "Ask Jorch" segments is Noory has no life outside the radio show.
When asked about what hobbies he has, Noory replies none except the radio show.
When asked what in his closet he rarely uses - its a suit.

pate

I believe this image is missing from this thread (or some other one) on this newest incarnation of BellGab:

NooryFiendFolio.jpg

-p

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on September 03, 2022, 01:32:30 PMWhat we learn from the "Ask Jorch" segments is Noory has no life outside the radio show.
When asked about what hobbies he has, Noory replies none except the radio show.
When asked what in his closet he rarely uses - its a suit.
It is very strange. Though he mentions, sometimes, vaguely some restuarants or taverns he frequents. I still imagine him and RCH (before the ban and bet welshing) hanging out in shabby hotel bars with lounge acts and RCH doing some shady tranaction in the parking lot under a dim sodium light with one of the attendees ladies at some bizarre conference (I'm working on my opus but I got secret pics of the moon if you come up to my room and oh, can cover my bar tab since I forgot my wallet.) And Dave being spirited away by TOMMEE to an IHOP.


aldousburbank

The other night I switched the radio on just in time to hear George coming in from the bumper music saying "Englebert Humperdinck, what a great tune!"  8)

albrecht

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 09, 2022, 08:53:01 AMThe other night I switched the radio on just in time to hear George coming in from the bumper music saying "Englebert Humperdinck, what a great tune!"  8)

Dave is edgy and hip! The guy talking about the zillionaire nerds and their bunkers was interesting. Funny how survivalism and self-sufficient retreats and such is now a trendy deal. Not just for cammo-clad recluses or hippies anymore! But it was interesting in their views of the hoi polloi but also understanding the potential issues (how do I keep protection details loyal if money is no longer good.) This is why cults and/or large families might have an edge over the zillionaire in their attempts at seclusion, protection, and security.
ps: I wonder if it is a perverse, maybe racist, inside joke between TOMMEE and Dave about Cornelius. They allow him to go on all the time and even always call him Mr.Norway. The guest even corrected "Corny" but Dave just allowed him to blather on. Is he C2C's Stepin Fetchit and aware of himself? Or just led on for fun and kill minutes by TOMMEE and Dave?

Dateline

This is surreal.  I just forgot the name of another forum and typed Bellgab.  It lives once more.

BobGrau

Quote from: Dateline on September 14, 2022, 05:19:53 AMThis is surreal.  I just forgot the name of another forum and typed Bellgab.  It lives once more.

There are many routes to Bellgab; you have chosen the least incriminating.

albrecht

Dave is hip and with-it and not a square! He had Pat Boone on!

pate

Quote from: albrecht on September 14, 2022, 01:23:41 PMDave is hip and with-it and not a square! He had Pat Boone on!

Ma Gnoory even called in to chat with him.  Surprising to me especially after Boone did that 'Satan-Muzak' metal album...



-p

albrecht

Quote from: pate on September 14, 2022, 01:30:34 PMMa Gnoory even called in to chat with him.  Surprising to me especially after Boone did that 'Satan-Muzak' metal album...



-p

Ma Norry did not approve of that album and didn't let Dave have it. I saw Maiden last night and it would've been fun to wear a "Pat Boone: No More Mr Nice Guy" shirt for laughs.

albrecht

Dave was really off his game last night. Pat seems like a good guy but Norry went nowhere with the interview except "who have you met" kind of questions. Some interesting callers, though most, as expected were just detailing their past going to a Pat concert etc.

I don't think Dave understood the shape-shifting guest's topic at all! Dave kept going back to "Ted Bundy" and then went on an odd tangent about alcohol causing shape-shifting and that "he sees that all the time," and then kept going back to costumes and Halloween. Then after guest details all the countries and cultures he visited and read about Dave asks "does other countries have a history of shape-shifters? Thank G-G-Goooddn, Thank God He didn't make us shape-shifters." The guest confusingly agrees.Then he decided to go to Dave's level and mentions Count Chocula is a vampire- he is a shape-shifter. This is level of Coast to Coast now.

The professor is now teaching correspondence courses for criminals in prison. Dave: "now those are shape-shifters!"


albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 14, 2022, 06:01:01 PMHow was?
Aside from the kinks being a new venue, so very long lines, the show itself was awesome, as always. Surprise 4th encore, from the normal 3, being Aces High.
https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/iron-maiden/2022/moody-center-austin-tx-23b03cfb.html


albrecht

Dave had some 'off the grid' guy who advocated electric cars and solar 'everywhere.' He also talked about meeting people at airports. And has a tv show for 20 seasons apparently. It seems like a decent guy but true 'off the grid?' He should be promoting more of a rural lifestyle since he mentioned communities and/or a more smaller self-sufficient communities and small towns, maybe. He is not a 'doomsday guy' but 'bad times are here and worse times are coming.'

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on September 14, 2022, 02:13:31 PMI saw Maiden last night

You no good lazy good for nothing bum, why don't you have a job that makes you go to bed at a decent time, you're never going to amount to anything again... not to mention, certainly not least in this town.

And it goes without saying that you're certainly never going to get laid in this town again. I don't believe you're even getting laid in this town at all; let alone first of all. There's no way that you came out of an egg that came in second. I could smell it on you like the last year's trash: first ageism.

Oh, I just figured out: she's in a pocket iron maiden dimension. The Andrea True Connection is playing, and when it comes to cooked out bimbos I don't know if there was an original but I cannot ever forget that I was wide-eyed vacant stare and rolling orbs... And that's what I knew the '70s were ruled by McMuffins.

But few ran on Coke hands down. and I never understood why the cook people and the math people never got along and now I get it. Now I get it in a way that I never could have understood not having been a part of the both of those worlds but now it seems clear that if anybody wanted to start up with a cocaine habit they'd have to be a retarded f***** off immature airhead brain dead bimbo, and a history of living on a planet other than this one because the ammonium in the air... that's not going to make the walls of the heart able to withstand the pressures that are required to deal with the innovative really high tensile cook binge that is the only way you can possibly do it without having a crack binge, and then as you know there is no more crack... there's just, well you know crack, that you use with a crack pipe and a crack house and cracked in that, is well I don't know I haven't seen one of those in a long time but I'm sure they look a little different and wait why am I talking about this stuff this is such a boring subject.

No Adam Smith, the invisible hand of the market is not going to help you here. No David I absolutely did not do that Cora and of course of course I would absolutely help you track that down but I'm busy with the emergency here I'm very sorry one of your daughters decided to commit suicide I don't know why somebody with so much to live for would ever do that do you happen to know which one it was and have you heard from my wife lately she went in to a non-responsive incommunicado state suddenly and without warning yesterday—All attempts to contact proof of life from her sector location has proved fruitless, and if it were a different kind of situation I would be slightly worried, or at least annoyed.

Fortunately I could just trust the plan, I filled with the magic necklace and cut it loose and haven't thought about her since why don't you go get her and feed her a sandwich? No that's not a sex thing that's like a thing with Britain meat you give to a person when you want them to be nourished. And I don't know if your IQ is drop sharply since you've had to accidentally implement 11 tolls at a time every day of the week from morning till night but nourishment is typically useful when you're dealing with the tired out army under stressful battlefield conditions that are representative of an emergency, and as you know of course everything I may everything I'm saying is funny and meant to be just is taken as a joke so why don't you share that with Bartholomew Buddhist colon water feedhold, and of course I have encrypted that name in case of spies or other Larson expander smashes. Love to #smash! #respect.

Now I know what you're thinking, why can't I just kill this guy this is the most disrespectful I've ever seen anybody be in my entire life even the time when I watch Twilight with the underpants on my head and he's still alive and I just want to die and I'm really concerned about something and I wish I could say I'm sorry but I can't, I know that look on your face because I know it's so well for my own face. (I stole it from a homeless unemployed bum for gas money so I can go to a raven seduce and dominate a teenage girl through sexual kidnapping so that I could teach her to use a mirror so I would recognize myself in another universe, if that ever happened. I don't know did it I so high right now I got to have some more cough syrup.) And there ain't no way that your daughter killed yourself with car serve she would have gone the serious way she would have called you up and told you that she's going to go through it anyway and she's going to consummate and then you would have blown her up with enough 16 before she hit the lobby I know you David, and so does she.

(Yeah no kidding, right? Well, that's why I built it there. Yes exactly no, not yet, but then I didn't want that to happen yet anyway. Oh well, I guess if only you had been able to call me sooner. That is impressive I'm glad that you were able to find a judge that was willing to undo a bitmap at this time of day. Yes, Heaven and Earth, give my mother some more tongue, she says that it's okay. Oh now you've done it she she wasn't aware that there was pork tongue she just thought it was all beef yeah I know okay yeah, yes, yes, you may give my mother all the pork and beef tongue you like Mr. David V. Rubinovich! You mad Gloria's bastard! Spock out. *click*

And they did have crack back in there it's called laudanum, they didn't call it opioids or opium because they didn't have the same kind of naming conventions that they had a few short years ago compared to 100 years ago during the opium wars, you know it's about Luke Skywalker whose fathers are lying to him and involve him in a war with International Iocaine who are in dire need of switching to Encyclopedia Smacks.

They're just like sugar smacks but they taste like old paper.


Quote from: albrecht on September 15, 2022, 02:06:25 PMHe also talked about meeting people at airports.

Hi Jack. I'm not worthy.

albrecht

Quote from: Jackstar on September 16, 2022, 12:52:24 PMYou no good lazy good for nothing bum, why don't you have a job that makes you go to bed at a decent time, you're never going to amount to anything again... not to mention, certainly not least in this town.

And it goes without saying that you're certainly never going to get laid in this town again. I don't believe you're even getting laid in this town at all; let alone first of all. There's no way that you came out of an egg that came in second. I could smell it on you like the last year's trash: first ageism.

Oh, I just figured out: she's in a pocket iron maiden dimension. The Andrea True Connection is playing, and when it comes to cooked out bimbos I don't know if there was an original but I cannot ever forget that I was wide-eyed vacant stare and rolling orbs... And that's what I knew the '70s were ruled by McMuffins.

But few ran on Coke hands down. and I never understood why the cook people and the math people never got along and now I get it. Now I get it in a way that I never could have understood not having been a part of the both of those worlds but now it seems clear that if anybody wanted to start up with a cocaine habit they'd have to be a retarded f***** off immature airhead brain dead bimbo, and a history of living on a planet other than this one because the ammonium in the air... that's not going to make the walls of the heart able to withstand the pressures that are required to deal with the innovative really high tensile cook binge that is the only way you can possibly do it without having a crack binge, and then as you know there is no more crack... there's just, well you know crack, that you use with a crack pipe and a crack house and cracked in that, is well I don't know I haven't seen one of those in a long time but I'm sure they look a little different and wait why am I talking about this stuff this is such a boring subject.

No Adam Smith, the invisible hand of the market is not going to help you here. No David I absolutely did not do that Cora and of course of course I would absolutely help you track that down but I'm busy with the emergency here I'm very sorry one of your daughters decided to commit suicide I don't know why somebody with so much to live for would ever do that do you happen to know which one it was and have you heard from my wife lately she went in to a non-responsive incommunicado state suddenly and without warning yesterday—All attempts to contact proof of life from her sector location has proved fruitless, and if it were a different kind of situation I would be slightly worried, or at least annoyed.

Fortunately I could just trust the plan, I filled with the magic necklace and cut it loose and haven't thought about her since why don't you go get her and feed her a sandwich? No that's not a sex thing that's like a thing with Britain meat you give to a person when you want them to be nourished. And I don't know if your IQ is drop sharply since you've had to accidentally implement 11 tolls at a time every day of the week from morning till night but nourishment is typically useful when you're dealing with the tired out army under stressful battlefield conditions that are representative of an emergency, and as you know of course everything I may everything I'm saying is funny and meant to be just is taken as a joke so why don't you share that with Bartholomew Buddhist colon water feedhold, and of course I have encrypted that name in case of spies or other Larson expander smashes. Love to #smash! #respect.

Now I know what you're thinking, why can't I just kill this guy this is the most disrespectful I've ever seen anybody be in my entire life even the time when I watch Twilight with the underpants on my head and he's still alive and I just want to die and I'm really concerned about something and I wish I could say I'm sorry but I can't, I know that look on your face because I know it's so well for my own face. (I stole it from a homeless unemployed bum for gas money so I can go to a raven seduce and dominate a teenage girl through sexual kidnapping so that I could teach her to use a mirror so I would recognize myself in another universe, if that ever happened. I don't know did it I so high right now I got to have some more cough syrup.) And there ain't no way that your daughter killed yourself with car serve she would have gone the serious way she would have called you up and told you that she's going to go through it anyway and she's going to consummate and then you would have blown her up with enough 16 before she hit the lobby I know you David, and so does she.

(Yeah no kidding, right? Well, that's why I built it there. Yes exactly no, not yet, but then I didn't want that to happen yet anyway. Oh well, I guess if only you had been able to call me sooner. That is impressive I'm glad that you were able to find a judge that was willing to undo a bitmap at this time of day. Yes, Heaven and Earth, give my mother some more tongue, she says that it's okay. Oh now you've done it she she wasn't aware that there was pork tongue she just thought it was all beef yeah I know okay yeah, yes, yes, you may give my mother all the pork and beef tongue you like Mr. David V. Rubinovich! You mad Gloria's bastard! Spock out. *click*

And they did have crack back in there it's called laudanum, they didn't call it opioids or opium because they didn't have the same kind of naming conventions that they had a few short years ago compared to 100 years ago during the opium wars, you know it's about Luke Skywalker whose fathers are lying to him and involve him in a war with International Iocaine who are in dire need of switching to Encyclopedia Smacks.

They're just like sugar smacks but they taste like old paper.


Hi Jack. I'm not worthy.

Geez, sorry to offend and I hope you aren't correct about your aspersions. And I will try to decode the rant. Be well.

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on September 16, 2022, 01:23:32 PMI will try to decode the rant. Be well.

Woot! Why thank you. From this solid foundation a common edifice may be built.


We'll probably just string up hammocks and take turns banging and blowing each others' wives away, but, still: solid foundation.

albrecht

"He is winding down folks." Norry had yet another 'light worker' gal about 'abundance' and she knows all about it it due to 'quantum' and 'all is energy.' 'Don't judge yourself but create momentum in your life.'


albrecht

Doc Wallet was on last night, so ignored. I eat enough eggs and hearing shut-ins gripe about health problems is bad radio and 'buy supplements.' But the 2nd half in the splitsch-show format was a good 'ol boy talking Copper Plates, Red Heifers, scrolls, shofars, cut ribbons and 'peasant Bedouin boys throwing rocks.' Dave was drifting off and had the normal pronunciation issues but tried to keep attention because they guy was talking about King Solomon's gold and silver horde. And the Ark is under the Mound, but all want to let "sleeping dogs lie."

albrecht

Caveat, I didn't mind when Art had all his quacks on. Done correctly even medical and supplements can be interesting radio. Gotta go large with fire predictions, dire tales or doom, or shockingly inaccurate medical claims, statements like "that will be written on your tombstone- after the blood-letting." Guests went for the big shots back then, cure cancer. Freeze body and reset your life, tease Art with Asian dalliances, end times NOW- Hurricane and an Earthquake NOW! I met the anti-Christ in an Armani suit and he killed my dog! I have sex with reptilian aliens- and like it! I saw Bigfeet and shot- not just one, but killed a whole family! And got a map, but won't share it but will with you. Not just some egg eating crap. Or buy some vitamins. Go full HGH and some kind of
'colloidal silver' concoctions- that turned people blue! They didn't play small-ball and hedging bets. Even when the predictions were wrong and attempted to be re-corrected. But they played big and let it roll. Not like Dave guests who are like the non-drinker at the craps table that is always betting "no pass."

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMDoc Wallet was on last night, so ignored. I eat enough eggs and hearing shut-ins gripe about health problems is bad radio and 'buy supplements.'

Marry me.


Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMBut the 2nd half in the splitsch-show format was a good 'ol boy talking Copper Plates, Red Heifers, scrolls, shofars, cut ribbons and 'peasant Bedouin boys throwing rocks.'

This is My jam. Is there someone in charge of curating George's Coast's clips? To do that job—I can't do that job, I can't get that job—but I could get used to getting paid by retired ol' boys to cut up their new ol' boy clips and use them to cut new listeners in out of Whole Cloth. (A previous job.)

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMDave was drifting off and had the normal pronunciation issues but tried to keep attention

This tech. Read me in.


Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMbecause they guy was talking about King Solomon's gold and silver horde.

White people. Where's my frankincense? Where's my myrhh?

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMAnd the Ark is under the Mound, but all want to let "sleeping dogs lie."

It's not complicated but it is only on a need to know basis. To get the knowledge that is sought here, and a Deep Knowing it is, is a lengthy scholarly process, one that I am even now in the midst of, and let me tell you—it isn't/ain't pretty.

But it is Life. (Woof.) Bitches, please. (MiggerWilf: Bow wow-wow.)

albrecht

Quote from: Jackstar on September 21, 2022, 04:22:39 PMMarry me.


This is My jam. Is there someone in charge of curating George's Coast's clips? To do that job—I can't do that job, I can't get that job—but I could get used to getting paid by retired ol' boys to cut up their new ol' boy clips and use them to cut new listeners in out of Whole Cloth. (A previous job.)

This tech. Read me in.


White people. Where's my frankincense? Where's my myrhh?

It's not complicated but it is only on a need to know basis. To get the knowledge that is sought here, and a Deep Knowing it is, is a lengthy scholarly process, one that I am even now in the midst of, and let me tell you—it isn't/ain't pretty.

But it is Life. (Woof.) Bitches, please. (MiggerWilf: Bow wow-wow.)


The good ol' boy doubted Solomon's wisdom ("who can deal with that many wives and then the concubines" "just more problems") but didn't doubt his horde or abilities in that regard (I think alluding to Shamir, and/or, the 'key,' also but Dave didn't pick up on the sexist joke or on the alchemical, or demonic, allusions. He is so lame.)

albrecht

Dave had girl on named Corney, not the normal caller Corny, on last night. But both, interestingly, like to rant about false convictions. Which is a serious subject and one can debate about the death penalty- frankly considering state of most state and federal (non-whitecollar) prisons one might consider the former better than long-term incarceration in general pop or the high-security no sunlight or human contact box treatments.

There was an shout out to Leonard and AIM and Dave was able to google it! This Corney had an annoying voice and, at times, it appeared like maybe one of those 'fall in love' with prisoners via mail situation. Idk. I also have some debate about the whole assumptions. If one accepts that 'life aint fair,' statistical and demographic data, and 'Original Sin' are wrongful convictions really 'wrong?' Maybe, legally, but morally? Got someone for a crime not committed by one who committed many others of which wasn't caught? 

Dave didn't understand nuances of law, legal plea agreements, and the 'prisoners dilemma- (brought to you by RAND haha.)

Some caller point out, rightly, more 'white people' on death row and they 'got nothing coming to them and no support.' And bitched about snitches and how to properly make shivs. Including the 'paper ones' that I mentioned hooligans use in the terraces. No recorded message so I don't think calling from prison but maybe on a smuggled cellphone?

albrecht

Quote from: albrecht on September 22, 2022, 01:41:19 PMDave had girl on named Corney, not the normal caller Corny, on last night. But both, interestingly, like to rant about false convictions. Which is a serious subject and one can debate about the death penalty- frankly considering state of most state and federal (non-whitecollar) prisons one might consider the former better than long-term incarceration in general pop or the high-security no sunlight or human contact box treatments.

There was an shout out to Leonard and AIM and Dave was able to google it! This Corney had an annoying voice and, at times, it appeared like maybe one of those 'fall in love' with prisoners via mail situation. Idk. I also have some debate about the whole assumptions. If one accepts that 'life aint fair,' statistical and demographic data, and 'Original Sin' are wrongful convictions really 'wrong?' Maybe, legally, but morally? Got someone for a crime not committed by one who committed many others of which wasn't caught? 

Dave didn't understand nuances of law, legal plea agreements, and the 'prisoners dilemma- (brought to you by RAND haha.)

Some caller point out, rightly, more 'white people' on death row and they 'got nothing coming to them and no support.' And bitched about snitches and how to properly make shivs. Including the 'paper ones' that I mentioned hooligans use in the terraces. No recorded message so I don't think calling from prison but maybe on a smuggled cellphone?

Some "ChristianMoney" guy on, again. Guy was bilked by his brother, recently deceased, who embezzled and bought women, substances, and would buy rounds for the whole bar. Very Biblical. But, I guess brother never came back. So, maybe not. Dave perked up on this. Well, the free rounds story. And good for him for getting his act back together. I don't know about him "getting back into the mortgage industry."

albrecht

Dave is winding down. A lot of just replays of old shows last night. I was able to catch the guy other night driving home who cribbed from RCH who cribbed from a movie on WABC The Other Side of Midnight. In contrast to cat ladies on C2C a 'bird lady' called in, with the bird squawks in back ground and some crazy situation in which she was complaining about 'liberals' and 'inability to meet someone after widowhood' but, if did and 'even looked like Brad Pitt' she would still keep her birds. She further informed, in a old and NY accent, how 'she into lots of bird groups' but due to covid 'most were online groups now' and they discuss that one should never rehome birds. She wants to move to Florida due to the 'liberals' in NY and 'can't even talk to her neighbors' but will take her birds. Squawk.


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