Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM
Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 19, 2021, 08:20:44 PMI didn't listen to Coast at all this week, listened to Frank Morano a bit. I do miss Noory's idiocy though when I don't tune in to Coast for a while. so we lost Rush, I was an on and off again Rush listener but it really stinks I'll never hear him again - death is so final, unless you're one of Noory's sham mediums who talk to the dead all the time. Noory with his Super Beets, his tonic water with quinine, zinc, Vitamin D and whatever other snake oil Pharmacist Ben and the veterinarian gives him will be on the air for another decade.
Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on October 20, 2014, 07:48:30 PMJorch's complex about wanting to be on tv is due to subliminal conditioning. I have been very perplexed why Lionel Fanthorpe will drop whatever he is doing to bail George out of trouble - even if it means being late to the dentist. I did some research and found out a shocking secret: Lionel Fanthorpe is George Noory's real father! I kid you not. Here is what happened:In the 1950's Lionel is working on the wards of His Majesty's Home for Congenital Imbeciles as a hospital chaplain. He impregnates an inmate. In a desperate bid to save his marriage and his career as an Anglican priest, he smuggles the infant out of Britain and into the United States. He names the baby George, to honor George VI, but this will leave lasting scars on the child because he will begin to adopt the king's speech impediment as he grows. Infant George is placed with an average middle-class family in Detroit - but Lionel is always hovering in the background. It is he who provides growing George with all those paperbacks about the unexplained by Frank Edwards, John Macklin etc., to prepare George for his future career. However, I have yet to uncover how Lionel was able to come up with a copy of CHARIOTS OF THE GODS before it was written.At Yuletide Fanthorpe pulls out all the stops. He records himself reading: A VISIT FROM SAINT NICOLAS and George's "parents" force him to listen to the tape every Christmas Eve. This is why he plays it on that date each year. Lionel claims that he has never heard it, but that's a ruse to lead people away from the truth. It is Lionel who sends those two bicycles to Detroit and arranges to have them stored at a neighbor's home. The many different Santas that caused so much confusion for the boy, were, in actual fact, all one person! Lionel incognito, shadowing George to make sure he was all right.Because George is being prepped for fame and fortune, Fanthorpe makes a special tape for George to listen to every day. To the casual listener it merely sounds like a tape of 50's crooners and Doo-wop music. Actually it is filled with subliminal messages assuring George that he will one day be as famous as Jack Benny, Jimmy Durante and Red Skelton, and will have his own tv show just like them. This is why George is fixated on, and tortured by the fact that these guys are no longer popular. In his subliminally-abused mind, if they are not popular, then he will not someday get his own tv show. Giam tv is not what he was promised. Lionel arranges with his lodge brothers in the US - he has admitted to being a freemason on the air - to boost George up each step of the career ladder until he reaches the top. When George becomes host of C2C, the truth about his real father is revealed to him. He comes to count on dear old dad - as so many sons and daughters do - to bail him out of trouble.I know this sounds crazy, but is there a better explanation for how a seemingly borderline retarded guy who can't read news copy correctly to save his soul, goes on to become the youngest ever news director of a station in a major market, and win three local Emmy awards for news?
Quote from: Paranormal1 on February 19, 2021, 08:31:27 PMOf course I'm talking about Rush. All he did was call people names & blame other people...he's nothing now. ⚰️
Quote from: Morgus on February 20, 2021, 12:35:48 AMTonight Noory has old Lionel Fanthorpe as his guest.That means Noory will of course have to ask Lionel to tell the story of "Springheeled Jack" for the thousandth time again!
Quote from: albrecht on February 20, 2021, 03:21:18 PMThank goodness Art is dead and so doesn't know how low the show has sunk.
Quote from: albrecht on February 20, 2021, 04:03:42 PMMr.Norway dropped Open Lines early, as usual. But who could blame him. "Joe from Boston" musing about being lonely and then musing on age-of-consent and teacher/student stuff was getting creepy. Especially being 73! Dave was not knowledgeable of the laws on marriage or age-of-consent, which vary by State and by Country. But pretended he was a lawyer on the subject. He was wrong. Also, Dave didn't mention that the "friend of the show" actor Doug Hutchinson infamously married a barely legal gal decades younger than he- with much drama, controversy, reality shows, and then divorce. Dave should've known because previously he told TOMMEE that Hutchinson gave him his most favorite possession- a nightstick used in the movie "A Green Mile."
Quote from: aldousburbank on July 21, 2022, 11:34:11 AMGeorge Noory still sucks!
Quote from: ItsOver on July 21, 2022, 11:51:53 AMThe universal constant.
Quote from: ItsOver on July 21, 2022, 11:51:53 AMWith all the fuckery of the past couple of years (I blame MV) it's about time we can get back to the topics that really matter.
Quote from: Juan on July 21, 2022, 12:21:57 PMLast night, sNoory started out pretty good. He shut up and let the guy talk about demographics. That deteriorated though.
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2022, 12:00:56 PMDoes he still have that TeeVee Shoe?
Quote from: Morgus on July 21, 2022, 02:17:34 PMYeah then all the regular sad pack callers got on one after the other:Thomas from La Jolla, Mike the Millenial, Cornelius, etc.
Quote from: Morgus on July 21, 2022, 05:43:31 PMLinda Howe is the guest on Jimmy Church's streaming radio show tonight.Linda hasn't gone on Noory's show for years - they must have had a bad breakup.Linda recently had her 80th birthday.
Quote from: ItsOver on July 21, 2022, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: Liberace! on July 22, 2022, 03:55:42 PMWow. Look at that naturally jet black hair at his age. Amazing.
Quote from: ItsOver on July 22, 2022, 05:06:56 PMYou could drill for oil up there. And mine for shoe polish and toupee adhesive.