George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

How long have you been preparing for this bateman?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The c2cam webmaster finally got around to listing the guest schedule for tonight's show:

Poltergeists & Life After Death
Fri 07-12
George Noory welcomes author and paranormal investigator Tricia Robertson (Book Link) for a discussion on poltergeists and life after death. Open Lines to follow.

Oh yay, another George Noory life after death special.  wow.  I'm so... zzzzz...excuse me, so excited.

[MV/Liberace!]

900 pages of suck.

[nooryisawesome]

OK here is a question. We all know Noory sucks.

But could any host make coast2coast into a great radio program given PRN runs the show?

They even demanded Art use screened callers, etc. While the PRN ran Bell hosted shows were far far far better than Noory, they still were not on the same level as when art owned c2c.

[bateman]

How long have you been preparing for this bateman?

Just wait til 1000

[Titanic]

Just watched Bill Maher.  Love him or hate him, he has an informed point of view, can laugh at himself when appropriate, is capable of saying to his guest, " huh? I was following you until the last point you made.".  Noory can do none of these things.  God, when comparing  Noory to a competent professional, the word suck is inadequate.

[ledzep69r]

He just said "What are some of the things you can do when you're dead?" Huhhhhhh?

[Larkin]

Did you guys see this?  From a live chat with Snoory.  He says a "big announcement" is coming up.  Hmmmmm!

[Morgus]

Did you guys see this?  From a live chat with Snoory.  He says a "big announcement" is coming up.  Hmmmmm!

uh-oh, Noory might be considering taking over Ian's second Sunday of the month time slot after Ian's last c2c show this month? 

[Immy]

I like this spunky Scottish lass. She's already got Jorchie on his heels with a couple of corrections.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Are you ever listening to Coast to Coast, and there's an interesting guest on, and then Noory asks a couple questions and.. I don't want to be offensive or anything... but do you ever just think to yourself George Noory Sucks?

What incredibly ignorant questions he asks.

[nooryisawesome]

uh-oh, Noory might be considering taking over Ian's second Sunday of the month time slot after Ian's last c2c show this month? 

My money is on some cock in a box "conference" somewhere he's fixing to announce. Come buy a ticket for $75.

Noory will use c2c to promote this cock in a box lecture until your so sick of hearing a out it, you turn off the radio

[Morgus]

I like this spunky Scottish lass. She's already got Jorchie on his heels with a couple of corrections.

it was funny when Noory was amazed the Scottish guest said she had never watched the movie, Braveheart.
Noory couldn't understand since he said it was about "scott land"
she answered but it was starring an Australian pretending to be scottish... 

[Meanandnasty]

All Noory does is destroy things.

[Meanandnasty]

Noory should shape up or ship out.

[Morgus]

Here again right now calling in is frequent and annoying caller Bill the amateur atheist astronomer, again breaking Noory's "one call per month" rule.
As usual Bill has a long complicated multi-part question for the guest.

[nooryisawesome]

Here again right now calling in is frequent and annoying caller Bill the amateur atheist astronomer, again breaking Noory's "one call per month" rule.
As usual Bill has a long complicated multi-part question for the guest.

Pre recorded

[nooryisawesome]

Weegeee board reference.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

it was funny when Noory was amazed the Scottish guest said she had never watched the movie, Braveheart.
Noory couldn't understand since he said it was about "scott land"
she answered but it was starring an Australian pretending to be scottish... 

That was about the point I asked my rhetorical question.  First George asked her what she concluded about mediums after she just went into a virtual dissertation describing her findings on that very issue.  Next he asked her the difference between a good and a bad medium, which she had specifically just been discussing.  This left her at a loss, trying to find a way to make George's question sound intelligent when the only answer was that good mediums are accurate and bad mediums are not.  Finally George sideswiped her with that question about Braveheart.  Bam!  She has a Scottish accent therefore it was relevant to the discussion at hand.  George nails it.

Haha, now she's admonishing George for relating her scientific findings to Demons.

[nooryisawesome]

Is there a noory drinking game
Like
1 shot for every wee gee board reference
1 shot for dead baby or creepy kid reference
Finish your drink for every dropped call
1 shot for any amateur athiest call

[nooryisawesome]

Is there a noory drinking game
Like
1 shot for every wee gee board reference
1 shot for dead baby or creepy kid reference
Finish your drink for every dropped call
1 shot for any amateur athiest call

[nooryisawesome]

15 Shents a day for coast insider

[karios8]

...too bad it wasn't your last show Jorchie

[Morgus]

Noory is telling another of his old stories now, claiming he had some power to magically heal some guy by putting his hand on his throat with some kind of energy...

[Sardondi]

Is there a noory drinking game
Like
1 shot for every wee gee board reference
1 shot for dead baby or creepy kid reference
Finish your drink for every dropped call
1 shot for any amateur athiest call

From 2011, the "Simple George" Drinking Game rules:
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg56725.html#msg56725

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory is telling another of his old stories now, claiming he had some power to magically heal some guy by putting his hand on his throat with some kind of energy...

Wasn't that one of the two times he cured someone's cancer?

Although to be fair to George, the details of his personal stories change around so much he may have forgotten to mention the part about it being cancer this time.

[onan]

If I were cancer and noory entered the room, I would leave too.

[karios8]

Nooryism alert:
"Tom you've flied with me"

[Meanandnasty]

noory just shared that he is going to start a separate website about health care
he is also going to read one minute vignettes.

I have the first.  Don't listen to noory.  save your hearing and your mind.   A mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Be sure and take a ride starting real soon.  That is good for your health.  Listening to Noory causes hypertension, depression, and just plain malaise.

That is the first Noory health vignette.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

noory just shared that he is going to start a separate website about health care
he is also going to read one minute vignettes....

He'll probably do that from his Hawaiian studios while he hands out donations to those suffering with misfortune.