George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Abby Normal]

where's your evidence that Snowden intended to defect with intel? this sounds as likely as Truther and Birther conspiracy theories

He admitted it.  How many "patriots" run off to China and Russia with classified information?

[b_dubb]

He admitted it.  How many "patriots" run off to China and Russia with classified information?

How many "Patriots" watch their government break the law and turn a blind eye?

You spoke to his intent. As if all along he had a master plan to subvert US interests and run off to some reward in a far away land. I don't think that's the case

[ItsOver]

Has anyone else noticed this? Snoorys incessant use of the phrase "of course", for some reason it pisses me off more then a lot of the other stuff he dose. He will just say it out of nowhere most of the time, I guess its like a filler for him or something...

Since C2C became a running joke a long time ago, I suggest Tommy update Jorch's 3x5 cards with a "dialect of the week."  For example, one week could be "Valleyspeak Week," where "of course" becomes "like... fer shure!"  Jorch could smack gum, slipped to him by Tommy, and have his inane comments end with a rising intonation.  Tommy could probably do this electronically.


The following week could be "Minnesotan Week,"  where "of course" becomes "you betcha" and throw in a few "don't cha knows" just to spice it up a little.  All of this should be carefully hidden from Jorch so he doesn't attempt to put his own spin on things and goof it up beyond all hope.  Of course, all the while Jorch would be mindlessly going with the flow, reading the 3X5's, and not noticing anything different.  It would be amusing to listen to him screw-up various dialects with his "Noory-speak" modifications.


I'm already looking forward to "Jorch does Aussie-week." 

[MV/Liberace!]

I was throwing together some stupid shit that Noory says into a video.

wow.  it must have been reeeeally painful to sift through audio of that stupid show in order to compile this.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh lordy, Coaster, I laughed till I cried!  I'm especially glad you got the part about Jorchie thinking he could kick a piano further and faster than a feather. I heard that when he said it and then forgot to post it for posterity. So glad you did. Thank you!!!!

i think hoagland loves to present george with what seem like trick questions, knowing george will attempt to appear literate and moderately intelligent by zigging when he thinks hoagland wants him to zag.  what a toooooool george noory is.

[nooryisawesome]

odd!!! from coast website In the first half, George Noory hosts guest(s) TBA. Followed by Open Lines. Really they dont know who the guest is??

[Morgus]

odd!!! from coast website In the first half, George Noory hosts guest(s) TBA. Followed by Open Lines. Really they dont know who the guest is??

nah, its not odd that happens fairly often with Noory's Friday shows.
the webmaster on Friday is slower to update the show list and Noory gets Friday guests often at the last minute.
its apparently harder to find guests for Noory lately...

[nooryisawesome]

OH. Dont check the website often. Thanks for the info. Norry will duck out early
NYWAY, TO GO BUY A TURKEY SANDWHICH AT 7-11.

[SR-71]

MV when this topic gets to 900 and/or 1000 pages is there going to be a party?? BTW george noory still sucks.

[bateman]

Page 900, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we come.

[bateman]

Not there yet.

[bateman]

Getting there.

[bateman]

So close.

[bateman]

Cloooooooser.


http://youtu.be/9eROTYeIyJg

[bateman]

Maybe it's not as close as I thought.

[bateman]

How many more posts? This is getting to be like licking a goddamn Tootsie Pop.

[bateman]

Which is, ironically, George's nickname for Tommy.

[bateman]

I wonder if George has any strange sexual proclivities. Hoping autoerotic asphyxiation.

[bateman]

"Sometimes I get caught masturbating to Japanese tentacle porn before the show."

[bateman]

Presented without comment.

[bateman]

It's as if someone poured garbage into a suit & forgot to say "when."

[coaster]

WTF..

[bateman]

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[bateman]

[VtaGeezer]

Yeah, I think it's 3x5 card #16.  Tommy needs to update them for Jorchy.

How dare you accuse George of using 3x5 cards!


It's 2013...it's a random sympathetic comment generator on his computer screen.  Of course, Tommo controls the screen content...lest we might hear "Keeerist..what a rack!" while some guest discusses galactic consciousness.  (Apologies to Scully et al in advance.)

[bateman]

[bateman]

[bateman]

This one goes out to you, Snoory:


http://youtu.be/ur8ftRFb2Ac

[Morgus]

The c2cam webmaster finally got around to listing the guest schedule for tonight's show:

Poltergeists & Life After Death
Fri 07-12
George Noory welcomes author and paranormal investigator Tricia Robertson (Book Link) for a discussion on poltergeists and life after death. Open Lines to follow.