George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jackstar]

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[Jackstar]

It's never okay to come to work stoned, Jack.

Oh, but it's okay to go to work retarded, huh? Well, that explains that.

[Jackstar]

You have misquoted me.  That 2nd paragraph is not mine.  And I don't know what you are talking about.

That's because you are retarded.

[Jackstar]

Anyone else having trouble accessing this site due to some security certificate?

Maybe it's because you're drunk. Drink some water without fluoride in it and then go to bed--you play your cards right, you might be a little less of a retard by the time you wake up, the brain is actually pretty good at healing itself when it doesn't have toxic poisons running through it.

Let me guess, you don't know what I'm talking about, and you wouldn't believe me even if you did. Yeah yeah yeah. Here, take this teddy bear, it's dangerous to go alone.

[Jackstar]

the old Gong Show.

SINISTAR LOVES THE GONG SHOW AND WOULD LIKE TO SUGGEST A NEW DESIGN FOR THE GONG. RAWR.

[AZZERAE]

Anyone else having trouble accessing this site due to some security certificate?

FFS

[ItsOver]

Maybe it's because you're drunk. Drink some water without fluoride in it and then go to bed--you play your cards right, you might be a little less of a retard by the time you wake up, the brain is actually pretty good at healing itself when it doesn't have toxic poisons running through it.

Let me guess, you don't know what I'm talking about, and you wouldn't believe me even if you did. Yeah yeah yeah. Here, take this teddy bear, it's dangerous to go alone.

LOL.


http://youtu.be/mkoPq5AOCOA

[Jackstar]

LOL.

Dicks out for Harambe.

[ItsOver]

Dicks out for Harambe.

Eh, that big gorilla looks kind of misogynistic.

[Camazotz Automat]

Refunds to the George Noory Circle Jerkery Show should be AUTOMATIC.

Things like this just split my brain. I don't care if it is $1 or $300.

Linkin Park vocalist commits suicide? Tour dates cancelled? (Anyone who wishes to request a refund ...)

You had to REQUEST a refund after some no talent HACK singer offs himself cuz he is sad about Chris Cornell offing HIS self?

FUCK YOU

It's the worst kind of theft, wearing a shroud of capitalism, you greedy fucking bastards.

Goddamn, don't get me started on fucking mail in rebates!!!!!!!

Over half of consumers never mail in the required hoop jumping.

GodDAMN that ear-raping Tommy voice.  How did he develop such an inferior sounding affectation?

"There will be music and people can dance in the aisles."

Oh GOOD CHRIST SHOOT ME, YOU CONDESCENDING FUCK. I'M RUNNING OUT OF CLOCK RADIOS TO SMASH.

George urging people not to get refunds  reminds me of the airlines not wanting to give refunds when they started cancelling flights due to covid -  magnanimously providing vouchers.

FUCK YOUR VOUCHERS. I HOPE TO CHRIST YOU GO OUT OF BUSINESS, YOU TSA-INFESTED PIECE OF GOAT SHIT.

(breathe, Cam, breathe! without oxygen you shall surely die)

I know that anyone inclined to attend a "Nite With Noory" won't be reading this, but on the outside chance he/she is:

GET YOUR REFUND ASAP.

Don't be a mark. Send a clear message that THAT is YOUR money.

Not Noory's. Not the theater's. Not blue toothing headset Tommy's.

I IMPLORE you.

If they had any LOYALTY to you, you would have been refunded instantly.

Here, we have George groveling for your money to stay in limbo, and Tommy talking about saving your seat location. Then a half hearted instruction to contact the theater IF  you want a refund.

Do not in any way, shape, or fashion, feel sorry for them.

They think you're stupid.

Fuck them and their disgusting  presumptions.

Noory is making money hand over fist from paranormal date alone.

Don't give him this.

BTW, it is not outside the realm of possibility that Noory got his idea for Paranormal Date from ME after I floated the idea of ChristianBigfootSingles.com here, on GeorgeNoorysucks.com back in the day.   

[Jackstar]

It's the worst kind of theft, wearing a shroud of capitalism, you greedy fucking bastards.

Dudemang, this is planet Earth. That is far, far from the "worst" this podunk backward shitsplat has to offer in terms of larceny. I mean, I just can't even, yo. I have two words for you, just two words: organ harvesting.

But Snoory being willing to keep the money without even doing a show at all, instead of not even having to phone it in like always? Hell's bells, I would have bought a ticket if it was one that would have paid to fly him in the other direction. Isn't Maine nice? There's a Portland there. Must be an Everett there too. Send him into the woods to go find it.

What if Snoory comes to town to deliver everyone's refund... personally? I'm getting the nightsweats just thinking about typing it. I had to take three attempts at finishing this paragraph. I'm not even at the end yet and I think I might just have a heart attack, and I would certainly prefer one.

That being so, the truth is, if that fucknutter had come to town, I was gonna drive up to Everett from here, which is about fifteen miles away, and stand outside the venue, like, across the street, in outlandish dress, just standing there staring intently at the front door, while constantly shuffling a deck of tarot. The big prize for me is if I could have gotten even one person to come up to me and notice that I'm staring at the front door, and to have them say something like, "What are you waiting for?" or "Why are you staring at the front door?" so I could say... "I'm waiting to see the goats."

And then I'd just keep shuffling cards and staring at the doors. For hours. I can do this. I'm devoted. Also, I have a lot of spare time, I am not gonna lie. It was gonna be great. It could have been epic. But I'm still more pleased that he's not coming at all. Thanks, Corona-Chan! Infect my wife, please!

[albrecht]

Corona-Chan! Infect my wife, please!

   

[albrecht]

Refunds to the George Noory Circle Jerkery Show should be AUTOMATIC.

Things like this just split my brain. I don't care if it is $1 or $300.

Linkin Park vocalist commits suicide? Tour dates cancelled? (Anyone who wishes to request a refund ...)

You had to REQUEST a refund after some no talent HACK singer offs himself cuz he is sad about Chris Cornell offing HIS self?

FUCK YOU

It's the worst kind of theft, wearing a shroud of capitalism, you greedy fucking bastards.

Goddamn, don't get me started on fucking mail in rebates!!!!!!!

Over half of consumers never mail in the required hoop jumping.

GodDAMN that ear-raping Tommy voice.  How did he develop such an inferior sounding affectation?

"There will be music and people can dance in the aisles."

Oh GOOD CHRIST SHOOT ME, YOU CONDESCENDING FUCK. I'M RUNNING OUT OF CLOCK RADIOS TO SMASH.

George urging people not to get refunds  reminds me of the airlines not wanting to give refunds when they started cancelling flights due to covid -  magnanimously providing vouchers.

FUCK YOUR VOUCHERS. I HOPE TO CHRIST YOU GO OUT OF BUSINESS, YOU TSA-INFESTED PIECE OF GOAT SHIT.

(breathe, Cam, breathe! without oxygen you shall surely die)

I know that anyone inclined to attend a "Nite With Noory" won't be reading this, but on the outside chance he/she is:

GET YOUR REFUND ASAP.

Don't be a mark. Send a clear message that THAT is YOUR money.

Not Noory's. Not the theater's. Not blue toothing headset Tommy's.

I IMPLORE you.

If they had any LOYALTY to you, you would have been refunded instantly.

Here, we have George groveling for your money to stay in limbo, and Tommy talking about saving your seat location. Then a half hearted instruction to contact the theater IF  you want a refund.

Do not in any way, shape, or fashion, feel sorry for them.

They think you're stupid.

Fuck them and their disgusting  presumptions.

Noory is making money hand over fist from paranormal date alone.

Don't give him this.

BTW, it is not outside the realm of possibility that Noory got his idea for Paranormal Date from ME after I floated the idea of ChristianBigfootSingles.com here, on GeorgeNoorysucks.com back in the day.   

"Interesting take."

ps: I was delighted to here that Paul was born in "FEB" when that awful Numbers Lady was on.

[ItsOver]

Refunds to the George Noory Circle Jerkery Show should be AUTOMATIC.

Things like this just split my brain. I don't care if it is $1 or $300.

Linkin Park vocalist commits suicide? Tour dates cancelled? (Anyone who wishes to request a refund ...)

You had to REQUEST a refund after some no talent HACK singer offs himself cuz he is sad about Chris Cornell offing HIS self?

FUCK YOU

It's the worst kind of theft, wearing a shroud of capitalism, you greedy fucking bastards.

Goddamn, don't get me started on fucking mail in rebates!!!!!!!

Over half of consumers never mail in the required hoop jumping.

GodDAMN that ear-raping Tommy voice.  How did he develop such an inferior sounding affectation?

"There will be music and people can dance in the aisles."

Oh GOOD CHRIST SHOOT ME, YOU CONDESCENDING FUCK. I'M RUNNING OUT OF CLOCK RADIOS TO SMASH.

George urging people not to get refunds  reminds me of the airlines not wanting to give refunds when they started cancelling flights due to covid -  magnanimously providing vouchers.

FUCK YOUR VOUCHERS. I HOPE TO CHRIST YOU GO OUT OF BUSINESS, YOU TSA-INFESTED PIECE OF GOAT SHIT.

(breathe, Cam, breathe! without oxygen you shall surely die)

I know that anyone inclined to attend a "Nite With Noory" won't be reading this, but on the outside chance he/she is:

GET YOUR REFUND ASAP.

Don't be a mark. Send a clear message that THAT is YOUR money.

Not Noory's. Not the theater's. Not blue toothing headset Tommy's.

I IMPLORE you.

If they had any LOYALTY to you, you would have been refunded instantly.

Here, we have George groveling for your money to stay in limbo, and Tommy talking about saving your seat location. Then a half hearted instruction to contact the theater IF  you want a refund.

Do not in any way, shape, or fashion, feel sorry for them.

They think you're stupid.

Fuck them and their disgusting  presumptions.

Noory is making money hand over fist from paranormal date alone.

Don't give him this.

BTW, it is not outside the realm of possibility that Noory got his idea for Paranormal Date from ME after I floated the idea of ChristianBigfootSingles.com here, on GeorgeNoorysucks.com back in the day.   

Ha!  Epic.   

[ItsOver]

"Interesting take."

ps: I was delighted to here that Paul was born in "FEB" when that awful Numbers Lady was on.

I’m surprised the universe doesn’t implode in disgust when the numbers nut occupies the airwaves with Snorge. 



“Feb, Feb, Feb ...”

[Camazotz Automat]

Ha!  Epic.   

I feel so triggered.  :  Noory has an almost preternatural ability to get my dander up and make me blow a neuro gasket.

The silly bastard.

[albrecht]

I feel so triggered.  :  Noory has an almost preternatural ability to get my dander up and make me blow a neuro gasket.

The silly bastard.

The UFO guest is sort of a hoot. Strange creatures, UFOs, orbs, horses blowing up in a barn (due to microwave technology supposedly.) A mysterious ranch in Missouri that is "better than Skinwalker Ranch" (Knapp will dispute this I'm sure.)

But I want to know how Norry knew that "sometimes dead horses blow up" due to methane. Wait. Didn't he have a horse farm once? Wasn't he a fan of harness racing?

ps: what is the Avatar CA? Some updated version of the Rod of Asclepius or the Caduceus?

[ItsOver]

I feel so triggered.  :  Noory has an almost preternatural ability to get my dander up and make me blow a neuro gasket.

The silly bastard.

No doubt about it.  Snorge is a jerk, asshat phony.  Unfortunately, that’s what PremRat likes.

[At the stroke of midnight]

How come Ma Anand Hogue's "oracle" didn't warn him back in April that the show he was scheduled to be a part of was going to be cancelled? I'm really looking forward to his next appearance on C2C to see how he will word his election prediction, so he can't be pinned down when he turns out to be wrong.

[ItsOver]

The UFO guest is sort of a hoot. Strange creatures, UFOs, orbs, horses blowing up in a barn (due to microwave technology supposedly.) A mysterious ranch in Missouri that is "better than Skinwalker Ranch" (Knapp will dispute this I'm sure.)

But I want to know how Norry knew that "sometimes dead horses blow up" due to methane. Wait. Didn't he have a horse farm once? Wasn't he a fan of harness racing?

ps: what is the Avatar CA? Some updated version of the Rod of Asclepius or the Caduceus?

That was more than a little strange.  Snorge is a dunder head about most things that are usually common knowledge but knows about horses blowing-up in barns.  Do he and Tommee do drivebys in bluegrass country, hoping to get lucky?

[albrecht]

That was more than a little strange.  Snorge is a dunder head about most things that are usually common knowledge but knows about horses blowing-up in barns.  Do he and Tommee do drivebys in bluegrass country, hoping to get lucky?

I'll give Norry a bit of credit. Was just out walking and cleaning up up debris from rain and was pleasantly surprised about last callers. Norry finally took some good callers. To wit:

Gerry from Elgin. Norry: "helloo Geeerrr" (I suspect MAYBE was really Charles from Elgin because he referred to 'his father' late into call) who worked at Los Alamos Labs and saw a 'shimmering cube' near White Sands and "time warp" and "made him a meat eater, even though he was a vegetarian." I will note that Elgin Texas is world renown for their sausage and that this might have made the NW expatriate a "meat eater."  He also mentioned his theory that the animal mutilations (he credited LMH for her trumpet and animal mutilations reports) are really aliens modifying our ability to "metabolize" meat since "we only really ate meat for the last 100 years due to refrigeration." (He ignored the incongruity of him becoming a meat eater due to the white cube time warp.) Aliens won't also "allow nukes" his father said.   

Ellen from NY: who "unfortunately" (by her own account  ) was not on TWA Flight 800 speculated that an "interplanetary device" hit the plane. And the investigation was "dropped like a hot potato." Norry gave the official theory but also mentioned the alternative theories but said "not an interplanetary device."

Alice in Vancouver (I think called before) was renting a house from her twin brother in Saskatchewan and a mysterious person showed up on a motorcycle and asked her for a ride. She went. (Norry was concerned about this decision.) They drove and stopped at an abandoned building in "Federation Area" and he "wanted to show her something" and made some gestures. Then he quickly climbed up a building and flew off.

[Camazotz Automat]

ps: what is the Avatar CA? Some updated version of the Rod of Asclepius or the Caduceus?

It's a simplified (stylized?) version of this:



http://www.webofqabalah.com/swordandserpent.html

[albrecht]

It's a simplified version of this:

Thanks. I have Gnot heard of it.

[Camazotz Automat]

You're welcome. I edited and added link above, which succinctly explains both serpent and sword. The sword path is not present on my avatar.

[Dr. MD MD]

Thanks. I have Gnot heard of it.

[albrecht]

You're welcome. I edited and added link above, which succinctly explains both serpent and sword. The sword path is not present on my avatar.

Thanks. Serious though I will jest.  That this kaballah hermenicism is all an evil Joo plot (who worship the serpent. I'm kidding, of course.) Having said that, interestingly, I somehow came across reading about John Dee (crazy, interesting guy) when reading some stuff about Spinoza again. Hence the Joo plot thickens. I kid, I kid. Not referring to young goats, of course.     

[Camazotz Automat]

Thanks. Serious though I will jest. 

Jestering  / being a Trickster is probably what I believe in the most.

The Holy Fool on a path of synchronicity toward the heart of the universe.

It describes many bellgabbers. Heh.

[CronkitesGhost]

A fairly regular caller from Long Island whose name I don't know because he's generally a terrible unmemorable caller with nothing  weird about his personality like the Sad Pack members, called in to the first guest and asked,

'About the dinosaurs - are they a myth?'

good lord.

[CronkitesGhost]

uh .. a new wrinkle in the Jorch Noory biography tonight, for me anyway - his second guest is some amateur psychology woman who told Jorch that she had a talk show on an LA radio station and had stage fright and sought out a therapist who did hypnotherapy on her. So she asked Jorch if he ever had experienced stage fright. Jorch chortled at the question 'Nope, no stage fright here.'  then he paused and added 'But I've been in front of an audience since I was 6 years old.'

what's he talking about? he's never mentioned being a child performer of any kind  to my knowledge. if it's not another Jorch bullshit story I could imagine little Georgie in the 1950's playing the accordion dressed in a little suit. The Lebanese Eddie Munster.

[Jojo]

I feel so triggered.  :  Noory has an almost preternatural ability to get my dander up and make me blow a neuro gasket.

The silly bastard.

He's destructive.