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« Reply #94980 on: August 12, 2020, 02:36:29 PM »
I didn't listen but I seem to recall hearing Doc Wallet tell that story before. And I recall laughing at it that time I heard trying to picture the comedy of some lady sneaking in a concoction of heavy cream and soft-boiled eggs to the hospital room and somehow delivering it to her comatose husband.

At least quail eggs are smaller, though 40 still seems like an unreasonable amount.  I also wonder if it would be safe for someone with a egg allergy. Is there such a thing that one would be allergic to only chicken eggs but other fowl's eggs are ok? 

Doc Wallet has bragged on his libido and conquests before.

I'm glad he can still get it up, most people on this forum like (pate) can't do that.

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« Reply #94981 on: August 12, 2020, 04:14:00 PM »
I avoid the alternative health shows but I was up and needed something on in the background.  Did anyone else catch good old Doc Wallet claim that he helped a woman get her husband out of his 8 month coma?  He claimed he was on life support with no brainwaves.  His advice was to feed him a mixture of heavy cream and soft boiled eggs through his feeding tube and for the woman to keep him (Doc) updated every 2 weeks.  Allegedly it brought that guy out of his coma after 3 days.  ::)  Oh...if I recall correctly he told the woman to not let them (hospital staff) know.  I tried to visualize how this all went down.  Did the lady bring a funnel?

I am hoping I misheard that and have it skewed, but I'm not so sure.  I was just taken back at his claim and his utterly absurd advice.

Does he have stock in poultry farms?  His obsession with eggs is ridiculous.  He also recommended alternatives to chicken eggs, and at one point said he consumed 40 quail eggs.  This was brought up after someone said they were sensitive to chicken eggs and of course recommended they eat 40 quail eggs.

Doc also bragged about his sex life.  Noory said "That's too much information."  Agreed.

Dr. Wallach did say that about feeding a mixture of heavy cream and eggs to the coma patient. This isn't the first time he's told that story. I've heard it at least twice, and both times he claimed the guy woke up and went to work, not realizing he'd spent the past eight months in a coma.

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« Reply #94982 on: August 12, 2020, 04:24:46 PM »
Norry's views are also contrary to his money-making ventures. His core audience are people who are most likely to be victims of the COVID-19. The elderly, prisoners, shut-ins with comorbidity, frail smokers, and generally seem to be lower, or fixed, income people who often don't believe in modern medicine and rely on quacks and supplements to the exclusion of doctors. Who will listen, attend his big events, pay for his health MLM schemes, and use his dating app if he accepts that they "would die anyway."

It's so sad. A few nights ago, a couple of callers described themselves as being in the vulnerable population. I think one gentleman said he was 89 and had various ailments. They received the usual dubious medical advice.

George and his roster of quackpots are going to be the death of his listeners.

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« Reply #94983 on: August 12, 2020, 04:42:30 PM »

Does he have stock in poultry farms?  His obsession with eggs is ridiculous...
I have a hard time picturing Geroge heading out, after his usual end of the week early bailout, for a late night binge of several dozen eggs at IHOP.  Tommee, maybe, but not Geroge Noory.

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« Reply #94984 on: August 12, 2020, 06:48:20 PM »
Quackpots - I like that.

By the time George eats his turkee sammiches, there’s no room for eggs.

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« Reply #94985 on: August 12, 2020, 07:07:20 PM »
I have a hard time picturing Geroge heading out, after his usual end of the week early bailout, for a late night binge of several dozen eggs at IHOP.  Tommee, maybe, but not Geroge Noory.
I liked how Doc Wallet ended the splitisch show format with a shout-out to "Big Tom," as he apparently calls Tommee.

I also like how Doc Wallet doesn't just say that doctors or hospitals might have made a wrong decision or even malpractice but he outright makes statements like "they killed him" and accuses doctors of actual murder, as with Congressman Lewis and Herman Cain. Norry makes no push back on such claims.

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« Reply #94986 on: August 13, 2020, 12:01:08 AM »
... money-making ...

I haven't the slightest idea where this came from but my during my "first glance" at your post, after I saw the word "Noory" that became "monkey-mating" in my twisted mind.



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Norry's views are also contrary to his monkey-mating ventures.

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« Reply #94987 on: August 13, 2020, 01:14:08 AM »
I haven't the slightest idea where this came from...
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Booze... it delivers.  ;)




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« Reply #94988 on: August 13, 2020, 01:45:21 AM »

Noory at his sycophantic obsequious best with tonight's guest, i can't even type this without laughing - the guest's name is V the Guerilla Economist. There's no legitimate radio program who'd even have somebody on who is such a sham they won't give out their real name. V is an internet conspiracy theorist with insider knowledge of the financial industry, Noory is a certifiable idiot so he's easily bamboozled and whatever V says Noory follows with a very knowing 'mmhmmm' 'exactly' or he'll blurt out some non-sequitur then the guest returns a knowing 'exactly'. Covid19 is a conspiracy, neither of these two nitwits can tell you what the conspiracy is or who exactly is behind it but hey it's easy to just list random events and play 'connect the dots' even though the dots when connected are just a massive scribble. I can't stomach Noory, I am listening much less, the guests are as terrible as the host.

Thomas from La Jolla called in so he's alive, he's got to be quite old, tonight he told Noory and the guest he was a subscriber to Ayn Rand's newsletter in the 60's.  Gotta figure he was at least in his 20's in the 60's, gotta be 75 or older.


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« Reply #94989 on: August 13, 2020, 01:59:07 AM »
I liked how Doc Wallet ended the splitisch show format with a shout-out to "Big Tom," as he apparently calls Tommee.

I also like how Doc Wallet doesn't just say that doctors or hospitals might have made a wrong decision or even malpractice but he outright makes statements like "they killed him" and accuses doctors of actual murder, as with Congressman Lewis and Herman Cain. Norry makes no push back on such claims.

Noory pushes back on no guest no matter how preposterous what the guest says ever.  My view on this is that Noory is an imbecile with little knowledge of anything, and he's aware of this to some degree, if he were to push back on a guest it might develop into a real conversation or debate and Noory knows if that happens it will expose him as the ignoramus he is, so it's safer for him to just agree with everything the guests say and as is his habit, fake to the guest and audience that what the guest's opinion or knowledge is is shared by him punctuated with an 'mmhmm' or 'exactly'.


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« Reply #94990 on: August 13, 2020, 02:47:28 AM »
I wish to re-iterate at this time that part of the Make America Pate Again initiative is the "Send Dave To Mars" program.  This shared dream has long been on my mind;  I envision constant acceleration for his Mars delivery vehicle.

No expense will be spared to make certain that Dave arrives at the surface immediately!

His low powered, turkee sammich and sometimes pizza role destiny awaits him, I would see to it that he arrives as quickly as possible!  Since this mission will be of the highest priority;  with speed of ultimate arrival guaranteed I have placed SecSpace Gravity_Sucks in charge of making this monumental event happen.  Speed of arrival for this long awaited goal will be the Primary Mission Objective.

I expect Dave's planetfall to be truly spectacular from any point within the local solar system!

I thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

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« Reply #94991 on: August 13, 2020, 02:50:55 AM »
I wish to re-iterate at this time that part of the Make America Pate Again initiative is the "Send Dave To Mars" program.  This shared dream has long been on my mind;  I envision constant acceleration for his Mars delivery vehicle.

No expense will be spared to make certain that Dave arrives at the surface immediately!

His low powered, turkee sammich and sometimes pizza role destiny awaits him, I would see to it that he arrives as quickly as possible!  Since this mission will be of the highest priority;  with speed of ultimate arrival guaranteed I have placed SecSpace Gravity_Sucks in charge of making this monumental event happen.  Speed of arrival for this long awaited goal will be the Primary Mission Objective.

I expect Dave's planetfall to be truly spectacular from any point within the local solar system!

I thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

George once said that Swedish women should be shipped in first.

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« Reply #94992 on: August 13, 2020, 02:56:34 AM »
I'm glad he can still get it up, most people on this forum like (pate) can't do that.
How come there is no viagra for female Corona Kitties...

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« Reply #94993 on: August 13, 2020, 02:58:32 AM »
Norry's views are also contrary to his money-making ventures. His core audience are people who are most likely to be victims of the COVID-19. The elderly, prisoners, shut-ins with comorbidity, frail smokers, and generally seem to be lower, or fixed, income people who often don't believe in modern medicine and rely on quacks and supplements to the exclusion of doctors. Who will listen, attend his big events, pay for his health MLM schemes, and use his dating app if he accepts that they "would die anyway."
Something about the way you put this is very funny.

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« Reply #94994 on: August 13, 2020, 03:00:13 AM »
I avoid the alternative health shows but I was up and needed something on in the background.  Did anyone else catch good old Doc Wallet claim that he helped a woman get her husband out of his 8 month coma?  He claimed he was on life support with no brainwaves.  His advice was to feed him a mixture of heavy cream and soft boiled eggs through his feeding tube and for the woman to keep him (Doc) updated every 2 weeks.  Allegedly it brought that guy out of his coma after 3 days.  ::)  Oh...if I recall correctly he told the woman to not let them (hospital staff) know.  I tried to visualize how this all went down.  Did the lady bring a funnel?

I am hoping I misheard that and have it skewed, but I'm not so sure.  I was just taken back at his claim and his utterly absurd advice.

Does he have stock in poultry farms?  His obsession with eggs is ridiculous.  He also recommended alternatives to chicken eggs, and at one point said he consumed 40 quail eggs.  This was brought up after someone said they were sensitive to chicken eggs and of course recommended they eat 40 quail eggs.

Doc also bragged about his sex life.  Noory said "That's too much information."  Agreed.
Quantity matters, at least in mild allergies to egg white.  Cooking it thoroughly helps.  But the more eggs, the more chance of reaction.

People who are allergic to chicken eggs tend to be allergic to duck eggs too.

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« Reply #94995 on: August 13, 2020, 10:07:58 AM »
Quantity matters, at least in mild allergies to egg white.  Cooking it thoroughly helps.  But the more eggs, the more chance of reaction.

People who are allergic to chicken eggs tend to be allergic to duck eggs too.
Thank you, Dr. ToadJo.

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« Reply #94996 on: August 13, 2020, 10:10:59 AM »
George once said that Swedish women should be shipped in first.  No toads.
Only hot Swedish women.


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« Reply #94997 on: August 13, 2020, 04:41:00 PM »
Only hot Swedish women.


"It just doesn't get any better than this."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMB-KJypds4

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« Reply #94998 on: August 13, 2020, 04:42:51 PM »
Fuck the Swedes!

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« Reply #94999 on: August 13, 2020, 04:48:48 PM »
Fuck the Swedes!

Look, it's like this: I'm going to need a break.

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« Reply #95000 on: August 13, 2020, 05:45:55 PM »
Fuck the Swedes!


“Oh, yeah, baby.  But only the hot, steamy, big breasted ones.  No toads.”

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« Reply #95001 on: August 13, 2020, 08:55:31 PM »
Too bad all of George's guests didnt grow up in Detroit. George evidenced genuine interest in Henry's formative years in Detroit. Perhaps it was the child-snatching bit, but for a few moments he laid aside his 3x5 cards, and asked real questions. He may stir from his torpor yet again tonight. The subject is Elvis, one of the very few subjects he has a real interest in.

I have been listening to William Henry for at least 20 years, and he has always staunchly claimed that the only evil in creation is evil devised by mankind. He certainly did a  switcheroo last night. Still spouting the same old gnostic blasphemy though.

George is often unable to place an historic event or person, even with Google at his fingertips. He sure was able to locate that film title fast. It must be a very strange existance to only live a vicarious life through movie viewing.

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« Reply #95002 on: August 14, 2020, 12:14:06 AM »
George once said that Swedish women should be shipped in first.

To Mars?  The gallantry of that move escapes me.  I intend to send him in alone, perhaps dressed up as Zorro, as an advance scout on a mission of such high priority and need for alacrity that the brakes may not function.  I intend to arrive at a later time with the Swedish women to survey the planets' fecundity.

I may have said to much!

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

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« Reply #95003 on: August 14, 2020, 12:16:42 AM »
Fuck the Swedes!

I think this should be another quite solid, rigid and strong plank in the Make America Pate Again platform:  "Fuck The Swedes!"

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

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« Reply #95004 on: August 14, 2020, 12:19:24 AM »
I think this should be another quite solid, rigid and strong plank in the Make America Pate Again platform:  "Fuck The Swedes!"

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


Of course; I am such an idiot!  I should have thought to propose it sooner, knowing how you would revel in its ambiguity.

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« Reply #95005 on: August 14, 2020, 12:31:21 AM »
I think this should be another quite solid, rigid and strong plank in the Make America Pate Again platform:  "Fuck The Swedes!"...
A cause that unites us all.  It’ll be glorious.  I hope a satisfying cig will be permitted afterwards.


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« Reply #95006 on: August 14, 2020, 01:30:50 AM »
A cause that unites us all.  It’ll be glorious.  I hope a satisfying cig will be permitted afterwards.


Pretty sure a thick, long satisfying stogie can be found, ItbendsOver!

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« Reply #95007 on: August 14, 2020, 06:55:55 AM »
Pretty sure a thick, long satisfying stogie can be found
No fatty toads allowed.  Now hop back to your I love Noory’s music hole, ToadJo, where you can astound everyone with your vast musical ignorance.

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« Reply #95008 on: August 14, 2020, 07:39:12 AM »
Knapp on Saturday and Sunday.  Hallelujah and praise Lee!

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« Reply #95009 on: August 14, 2020, 10:37:14 AM »
Too bad all of George's guests didnt grow up in Detroit. George evidenced genuine interest in Henry's formative years in Detroit. Perhaps it was the child-snatching bit, but for a few moments he laid aside his 3x5 cards, and asked real questions. He may stir from his torpor yet again tonight. The subject is Elvis, one of the very few subjects he has a real interest in.

I have been listening to William Henry for at least 20 years, and he has always staunchly claimed that the only evil in creation is evil devised by mankind. He certainly did a  switcheroo last night. Still spouting the same old gnostic blasphemy though.

George is often unable to place an historic event or person, even with Google at his fingertips. He sure was able to locate that film title fast. It must be a very strange existance to only live a vicarious life through movie viewing.
I seem to recall some tv series and the movie "The Cable Guy" in which the premise was, basically, a child who was raised only on tv and so all source of reference (like with Norry) are from film and tv programs. The series and that movie though was intentionally funny and better scripted. 

I'm sure if it was the Detroit childhood per se but more likely the child snatching and killing story. Norry really perked up and engaged when "3 men in a white van with a bat" were kidnapping kids and the case was never solved. Norry even claimed "he had a feeling" and put the story first on air- despite the station manager admonishments that "we don't do missing children" stories. But it turned out Norry's "instincts" were right and that gang of kidnappers was never caught and all local news started carrying the story.