Things That Annoy You

[Yorkshire pud]

The joke is never over. Look how long Jorch Noory has been making us laugh.

Is that when he's speaking into clamera though? [attachimg=1]

Oh, no way. That's Jaz's "special" niche, and I believe he's got some new stories in the pipe, so to speak.

Ahh yes UC, but will you be spilling (ahem) the beans on that niche topic?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Ahh yes UC, but will you be spilling (ahem) the beans on that niche topic?

A lady never spills her beans, niche or no nich. However,  I'm heading to another clam bar for my birthday tonight and shall report back on the results. Probably am going to stay away from the half shell although it will kill me to pass them up with a pitcher of cold beer. On the other hand, this place is famous for it's seafood and hasn't been closed by the board of health as of yet. Stay tuned.

[jazmunda]

A lady never spills her beans, niche or no nich. However,  I'm heading to another clam bar for my birthday tonight and shall report back on the results. Probably am going to stay away from the half shell although it will kill me to pass them up with a pitcher of cold beer. On the other hand, this place is famous for it's seafood and hasn't been closed by the board of health as of yet. Stay tuned.

Happy birthday. My present to you is leaving your beautiful city unspoiled. Fortunately I had no poop stories to add to my repertoire. Your Food Safety Inspection Service (FSIS) is doing a great job.

[wr250]

A lady never spills her beans, niche or no nich. However,  I'm heading to another clam bar for my birthday tonight and shall report back on the results. Probably am going to stay away from the half shell although it will kill me to pass them up with a pitcher of cold beer. On the other hand, this place is famous for it's seafood and hasn't been closed by the board of health as of yet. Stay tuned.

so your new nick should be unscreened clammer?

[b_dubb]

The joke is never over. Look how long Jorch Noory has been making us laugh.

Oh, no way. That's Jaz's "special" niche, and I believe he's got some new stories in the pipe, so to speak.

http://youtu.be/YLpUatutZDw

[Camazotz Automat]

Clamazotz Automat.

Predictably, I think this is the funniest one yet.

[BobGrau]

I was depressed, until I had a bong. Now I'm depressed because it took a bong to cheer me up.

[onan]

I was depressed, until I had a bong. Now I'm depressed because it took a bong to cheer me up.

time for more bong

[bigchucka]

time for more bong

Sometimes that's a wise choice.  Other times, it's not.

Let's say... important bills or more bong.  Important bills should be first.  Fucking people that owe me money aren't able to make that wise decision.  And I get stuck dealing with the ramifications of it.

[onan]

Sometimes that's a wise choice.  Other times, it's not.

Let's say... important bills or more bong.  Important bills should be first.  Fucking people that owe me money aren't able to make that wise decision.  And I get stuck dealing with the ramifications of it.

I was kidding, but I say that from a promethazine addled mind set, so maybe hypocrite, but mostly kidding. Do tell about the ramifications.

[Camazotz Automat]

Google's animated World Cup themed search page header.

Everyday is a new one. Make it stop.

[BobGrau]

Google's animated World Cup themed search page header.

Everyday is a new one. Make it stop.

Earlier today I was imagining an 'Iraq Insurgency' google doodle... thank god I can't draw.

[BobGrau]

time for more bong

Well, if that's your advice as a medical professional...

[nooryisawesome]

Time warner cable.

I spent hours trying unsuccessfully have a charge removed from my bill. I returned equipment last month. I have the receipt from returning it. I have sent time Warner the receipt from them accepting the equipment.

I listened to time warner customer service explain that this is my fault that they can't find the equipment. Even though I have returned the equipment and have a freaking receipt of such!

[MV/Liberace!]

Time warner cable.

I spent hours trying unsuccessfully have a charge removed from my bill. I returned equipment last month. I have the receipt from returning it. I have sent time Warner the receipt from them accepting the equipment.

I listened to time warner customer service explain that this is my fault that they can't find the equipment. Even though I have returned the equipment and have a freaking receipt of such!

Contact your state's Attorney General's office with all the details. That'll get results fast.

[nooryisawesome]

Contact your state's Attorney General's office with all the details. That'll get results fast.

good advice. I think I will do that if it is not resolved in a timely manner.

[pate]

Hell, I worked for TWC for awhile & turned my stuff in when I quit...  I remember the gal at the turn-in place asking me why I was cutting service.  I replied, "I have a different provider now" she wanted to know who it was, I just left.  And they sent me a bill about the same returned equip too...  I just ignored them, I think they found it after a month or two because the letters stopped coming... And nothing showed up on my credit report either, I probably will have to pay for the 'lost equipment' if I ever choose to have TWC again... 

I sincerely hope they are holding their breath for that...

[Yorkshire pud]

good advice. I think I will do that if it is not resolved in a timely manner.

Me? I'd say fuck you. It isn't your job to wet nurse their inability to audit their stock. Tell them that you'll sue for them not warning you that (insert movie of theirs you didn't like but paid to see) was shit before you handed over your hard earned.

[Tarbaby]

good advice. I think I will do that if it is not resolved in a timely manner.

yes, MV hit it on the head. Just don't lose that receipt that indicates they signed for the equipment. You'll need it if you go to court. Of course, it won't go to court when they eventually realize you have that receipt.

[PB the Deplorable]

Time warner cable.

I spent hours trying unsuccessfully have a charge removed from my bill. I returned equipment last month. I have the receipt from returning it. I have sent time Warner the receipt from them accepting the equipment.

I listened to time warner customer service explain that this is my fault that they can't find the equipment. Even though I have returned the equipment and have a freaking receipt of such!

Back when people went to Blockbuster to rent movies, a small one opened up just a few blocks away.

After returning a movie, then returning a few days later to rent another one, they must have told me about 5 times that the previous one hadn't been returned.  I would go collect every copy they had on the shelf and have them check each until they found the one they hadn't scanned as being back in the system.  While the line of irritated customers grew behind me.

Sometimes no amount of 'WTF?' type comments improve things.  They were one of the first around here to close.

[Kelt]

That Hipster twat, Jacob, every single time I go to Youtube.

"Hey, it's Jacob... and I'm wearing prescription-free glasses because I'm a Hipster twat. And here's the chick whose name I forget, but look, she's wearing prescription free glasses because she's a Hipster twat too."

Hipster twats.

[MV/Liberace!]

Is this hipster douche Jacob?

[eddie dean]

I went to get some blood drawn today. 20 people in the waiting room, which was about 80% full. Suddenly a foul musty odor filled the room. Wafting, dissipating. A few minutes later a repeat; Wafting, growing stronger, subsiding.
It could only be described as a spicy broccoli taco smell with moldy asparagus all deep fried in boiling raw sewage.
I couldn't take it any longer and I get up to step outside for some fresh air.  As I return,  I realize my terrible mistake of walking out. I notice several people eyeing me with disgust!! They thought I was the one farting! As I sit down,  I felt I needed to clear my name, I said in a low voice,  "That's wasn't me."
Awkward!

No one ever said anything, fessed up, nor apologised for dropping the worst S.B.D. (Silent But Deadly) fart  I have ever smelled!!

Lucky for me they called my name not 5 minutes later and I was freed from the room with the silent multiple farter!
I have my suspicions that it was the old Asian lady or the blue haired behemoth with a walker sitting directly behind me.
I can only hope the offender let another one rip in my absence to clear my name, but I'll never know!

[Eddie Coyle]

       The sun's current proximity to me.

       People who enjoy the sun's rays current proximity to me.

[eddie dean]

       The sun's current proximity to me.

       People who enjoy the sun's rays current proximity to me.

Welcome back good sir!

[Eddie Coyle]

Welcome back good sir!

   Good to be back. It may be short-lived due to my coming sunstroke and 32 year coma from it-as I'm molested with pudding by angry Angolan caretakers until I'm suffocated in 2046 during a unwitting sex game.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

   Good to be back.

[Treading Water]

Well, last week I had a chunk of tree fall in front of my house.(no house damage-good). 
Today I got a letter from the IRS.  Seems I owe them $1,250.00 from 2012.  I have until July 23 to pay it in full.(can't think of good here).
Does the internet still come in dial-up? 

               
What are those stages of grief again??    Tra la la.

[MV/Liberace!]

Seems I owe them $1,250.00 from 2012.  I have until July 23 to pay it in full.

That sucks to hear. Did it start as a much smaller amount and grow exponentially through interest and fees?

[PB the Deplorable]

Well, last week I had a chunk of tree fall in front of my house.(no house damage-good). 
Today I got a letter from the IRS.  Seems I owe them $1,250.00 from 2012...

Make sure you really owe it.  They've been known to make errors or disallow something that shouldn't have been disallowed