Things That Annoy You

[Camazotz Automat]

LinkedIn

[b_dubb]

Had pretty good luck with that solution but there's still a hint of stink. Washed each dog three times.

[paladin1991]

That paragraph is steeped in double entendre and euphemisms. Will you be videoing it? 

Road trip video will be uploaded...just for you.

[paladin1991]

paladin1991, Are you really just pushing buttons to try and get a response or are you just a first rate asshole?  Even if this is true I certainly wouldn't admit to anyone that I was such a fucking bastard that I thought this atrocious, despicable topic was appropriate anywhere.  If you intended it to be a silly comment you still ought to be ashamed of yourself.

What?

[paladin1991]

I'll have to call in. I know you like a good poop yarn.
I felt fine when I first woke up this morning, and then the pain kicked back in, although I'm not feeling as bad as I did yesterday. I have so much to do starting tomorrow morning, and this has just wiped me out. So if I dont feel better tomorrow I'll be doubled over in pain while trying to work in 100 degree heat. Should be fun...

Here's hoping that everything 'works out.'   

[b_dubb]

LinkedIn

A pile of shit web site if ever there was one.

[steelbot]

When you're out of the loop!

[eddie dean]

Good luck, b_dubb.  My sister had to put a couch out for the trash men. 

Nothing like the smell of skunk.  Nothing...

My first thought:
How did the skunk get in her house to spray the couch?
My second thought:
   DER-DUH DERP!

[HorrorRetro]

DVT. Husband finally went in to get his shredded knee operated on. I saw the scope and, as the doctor said, his meniscus and patella looked like shag carpeting. Got all that repaired and cleaned up as best he could. A week later, his leg blew up like a damn balloon. Went to the ER the next morning just to be safe. They said there was about a 1% chance of it being a clot so, of course, it's a clot. He's had DVT for about 3 weeks now. He's on blood thinners, ordered not to raise his heart rate for the next 3 months until they do a follow-up ultrasound.    It's been like sitting on a ticking time bomb. I'm hoping this clot will safely dissolve soon. It's really put a damper on our plans for the summer. He's a physically fit guy and for him not to be able to work out is driving him crazy.

[albrecht]

DVT. Husband finally went in to get his shredded knee operated on. I saw the scope and, as the doctor said, his meniscus and patella looked like shag carpeting. Got all that repaired and cleaned up as best he could. A week later, his leg blew up like a damn balloon. Went to the ER the next morning just to be safe. They said there was about a 1% chance of it being a clot so, of course, it's a clot. He's had DVT for about 3 weeks now. He's on blood thinners, ordered not to raise his heart rate for the next 3 months until they do a follow-up ultrasound.    It's been like sitting on a ticking time bomb. I'm hoping this clot will safely dissolve soon. It's really put a damper on our plans for the summer. He's a physically fit guy and for him not to be able to work out is driving him crazy.

Ouch. Hope it works out. That's horrible. Once wounds heal maybe swimming (though not at a pace to raise heart-rate so maybe not real exercise but at least movement that doesn't stress knees as much as running, lifting, etc?)

An eldery relative was going to go in for a "minor" procedure for a simple (but painful) planar fascitis the other day. My uncle, a cardio-vascular surgeon, said "no way". Don't do it. Another relative (pediatric cardiologist) also says, basically don't do any surgery or go to a hospital for anything unless you, really, really need it. Even simple injections and draining knees these days risk so much infection. And elective surgery or anything that you get "put under" is just risky. If there's a risk, don't do it unless absolutely necessary is their motto (and they are not at all "conspiracy minded" and at least one likes Obama.)

[Camazotz Automat]

A pile of shit web site if ever there was one.

Amen

[Treading Water]

My first thought:
How did the skunk get in her house to spray the couch?
My second thought:
   DER-DUH DERP!

Dog was in the yard.  Dog yelped.  Sister opened door.  Dog ran into house, jumped on the couch, and rolled ALL OVER IT. 
Did you know fire companies will rent you GIANT fans?  Lots of skunk run-ins(or is that runs-in?) in this area.
Ahhhh, country livin' is grand.   :

[Ms. C]

12 hour shifts at work   

[jazmunda]

LinkedIn

Emails from LinkedIn.

[Camazotz Automat]

Emails from LinkedIn.

Exactly.

I'm not a member, but off and on, some of my associates have joined and then I receive the blanket invitation, despite my previously having "unsubscribed" from their attempts to colonize.

Going through their unsubscribe protocol probably only confirmed me/my email to their program as a living breathing potential mark.

[West of the Rockies]

LinkedIn is like the Borg collective.  Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated.

[Camazotz Automat]

BörgedIn

[paladin1991]

LinkedIn is like the Borg collective.  Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated.

Just like the battle of Wolf 359. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Emails from LinkedIn.

I wonder how big we can make Taintco on LinkedIn?
Advanced box fan technology.
Human-Box Fan Interaction Corp.
External computer cooling units.

Advanced cooling units for Biotech organisms.

[UnscreenedCaller]

The Revenge of Lennie's Clam Bar yesterday. God, make it go away.

[wr250]

The Revenge of Lennie's Clam Bar yesterday. God, make it go away.

my brother got c-diff from clams about 6 years ago. hasnt touched them since. 10 days in the hospital ...

[b_dubb]

The Revenge of Lennie's Clam Bar yesterday. God, make it go away.

You deserve to suffer. Anyone who would eat at a place named Lenny's Clam Bar deserves no less.

[eddie dean]

You deserve to suffer. Anyone who would eat at a place named Lenny's Clam Bar deserves no less.

I never understood why people eat clams on the half shell. Consistency of snot with sand.
I'll pass.

[MV/Liberace!]

I never understood why people eat clams on the half shell. Consistency of snot with sand.
I'll pass.

Ugh. I can't imagine eating such a thing.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I never understood why people eat clams on the half shell. Consistency of snot with sand.
I'll pass.

Snot and Sand would be a great band name.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Snot and Sand would be a great band name.

Blood, Snot and Sand would be a great name for a war movie.

[area51drone]

Blood, Snot and Sand would be a great name for a war movie.

Jism, Blood, Snot and Sand would make a great name for a porno.

[Camazotz Automat]

The Revenge of Lennie's Clam Bar yesterday. God, make it go away.

What if God is a giant clam - and He's just like, so pissed at you right now?

[George Drooly]

my brother got c-diff from clams about 6 years ago. hasnt touched them since. 10 days in the hospital ...

I got c-diff from a hospital visit three days before, though soon as I went back it was cleared up in less than 24 hrs with huge doses of opiates. Why ten days?

[George Drooly]

I never understood why people eat clams on the half shell. Consistency of snot with sand.
I'll pass.

Ugh. I can't imagine eating such a thing.

Let's keep it clean, boys. Pizza Rolls and Turkey Sammiches only. Tommy, where's my bib?!