Things That Annoy You

[Heather Wade]

Not me, except that I drink alone with my dog, not that I am inciting a cat-dog war or anything.

So true. Too many personal Jesus wannabes around here, although if I'm not mistaken, MV's vacuum cleaner has been and gone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6fyhZ0G5E

I think a cat-dog war is just what we need to cheer us up, UC.   

[paladin1991]

Do you think this is healthy, normal behavior

Well, drinking alone...it's inexpensive.

[b_dubb]

We'll bury you at Khaled Nabi.  The whole place is nothing but boob and wang headstones.

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So basically its a non-stop party?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Ah, that's right, I am, aren't I?  Aren't all us bellgabbers depressed, lonely, desperate souls in need of intervention from Dr. Phil asap?
The cat is kicked, the bottle is empty, and it's time for bed.  It's been fun, I mean, fucking depressing, to hang out tonight.   

I'd like to take Dr. Phil someplace where nobody's around to intervene and kick him until I wore myself out.  It might not cure my depression, but it would make me very happy for a little while.

[Gd5150]

Somehow I googled UFO Phil and got to his youtube page. People actually like this guy and think he's funny. Praise his c2c song. There's absolutely no way. It epitomizes everything Noory has done to ruin the program. Would love to hear what Bell thinks of that...song.

[Heather Wade]

Somehow I googled UFO Phil and got to his youtube page. People actually like this guy and think he's funny. Praise his c2c song. There's absolutely no way. It epitomizes everything Noory has done to ruin the program that is wrong in the universe. Would love to hear what Bell thinks of that...song.

Fixed it.   

Now, if Agent : Orange can find the universe where that song doesn't exist, we'd be in business.

[jazmunda]

Fixed it.   

Now, if Agent : Orange can find the universe where that song doesn't exist, we'd be in business.

I have no technical or mathematical skills but I will kindly donate to a fund to help build a machine that can make that happen.

[Yorkshire pud]

Giant Pandas. They exist to take the piss out of humans, who get all gooey and ahhhh about the chronically rubbish animal. It can't eat anything but bamboo, it can only breed if there's a z in the month, and all the planets are in alignment. If it does manage to have a baby it's chances of survival is slim. Zoos' throughout the world spend a ridiculous amount trying to keep these throwbacks to a flaw in evolution on the planet when there are far more deserving species.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'm watching a documentary on Netflix about something called Second Life.  Look it up. 

I want to punch these people in the crotch.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Giant Pandas. They exist to take the piss out of humans, who get all gooey and ahhhh about the chronically rubbish animal. It can't eat anything but bamboo, it can only breed if there's a z in the month, and all the planets are in alignment. If it does manage to have a baby it's chances of survival is slim. Zoos' throughout the world spend a ridiculous amount trying to keep these throwbacks to a flaw in evolution on the planet when there are far more deserving species.

I bet you go around uprooting the lilies of the field in your spare time.

[b_dubb]

I'm watching a documentary on Netflix about something called Second Life.  Look it up. 

I want to punch these people in the crotch.

I honestly thought SL had dried up and gone away years ago.  What a waster of time.

[Catsmile]

I'm watching a documentary on Netflix about something called Second Life.  Look it up. 

I want to punch these people in the crotch.

Second Life?
That would imply they have a primary life,
and WoW doesn't count as having a life.

P.S. They would like being punched in the groin.
      That would be the most free attention their groin had from another person, in like forever.

[Camazotz Automat]

Maybe Facebook will buy Get A Life for 5.4 billion dollars and that will finally destroy it.

[eddie dean]

I'm watching a documentary on Netflix about something called Second Life.  Look it up. 

I want to punch these people in the crotch.

Life 2.0?
I couldn't get past the first 5 minutes of that Pos.

[jazmunda]

I'm watching a documentary on Netflix about something called Second Life.  Look it up. 

I want to punch these people in the crotch.

BellGab is my Second Life. MV is my father. Unscreened Caller is my mother. Eddie Dean and Bateman are my twin daughters. b_dubb is my creepy uncle. Onan is my grand daddy. Steller is the batshit crazy homeless guy who pisses in the street. Jackstar is still a dick.

[McPhallus]

Maybe Facebook will buy Get A Life for 5.4 billion dollars and that will finally destroy it.

See, this is what I get for reading a thread backwards.  For a second or two, I though maybe Chris Elliot's early 90s sitcom was about to make a comeback.  And I sort of got a little excited.

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[coaster]

BellGab is my Second Life. MV is my father. Unscreened Caller is my mother. Eddie Dean and Bateman are my twin daughters. b_dubb is my creepy uncle. Onan is my grand daddy. Steller is the batshit crazy homeless guy who pisses in the street. Jackstar is still a dick.

reported.

[paladin1991]

Giant Pandas. They exist to take the piss out of humans, who get all gooey and ahhhh about the chronically rubbish animal. It can't eat anything but bamboo, it can only breed if there's a z in the month, and all the planets are in alignment. If it does manage to have a baby it's chances of survival is slim. Zoos' throughout the world spend a ridiculous amount trying to keep these throwbacks to a flaw in evolution on the planet when there are far more deserving species.

Like us.

[Mr. Fidget]

   I think the "paper coffee cup" manufacturing industry must be in cahoots with the "dry cleaning" industry.
   This theory may explain why they don't modify the classic paper coffee cup, to prevent it from leaking... like they always do.

[Camazotz Automat]

Zoos' throughout the world spend a ridiculous amount trying to keep these throwbacks to a flaw in evolution on the planet when there are far more deserving species.

Like us.

It's a cookbook!

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[Yorkshire pud]

It's a cookbook!

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Twighlight zone episode...but I can't remember which one...aliens wasn't it?

[Camazotz Automat]

Twighlight zone episode...but I can't remember which one...aliens wasn't it?

Yes. One of Noory's all time favorite quotes to throw into a conversation.

[b_dubb]

It's a cookbook!

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They made a mistake in translation.  "To Server Man" is actually a cock pic.

[wr250]

people who create a thread about how much this place suck and how the owner sucks cause the owner wont delete said person account. then instead of just leaving, continues to post in this thread ,creating 3 pages of posts.
you know you could of just left and disavowed any knowledge of this site.

[Treading Water]

Was sitting at my computer Tues evening, getting ready to listen to the Spec Sheet when a blast of wind/rain/wind/hail/wind/WIND/WIND came breezing through....Snapped off quite a few trees in my neighborhood.  One hurled across the road through a  picture window and ended up dangling over the road entangled in (what used to carry electricity) wires.  (No one hurt, only property damage.)  Just got my power back last night around 10:30. 

People were driving UNDER a dangling tree and OVER downed wires.  Even after township officials came out and put up "Road Closed" signs asswipes drove AROUND the signs, UNDER a dangling tree, and OVER downed wires.  I can't decide if it was plain stupidity or arrogance.  Some of one, a shit-load of the other....      Jerks.

At least my front yard branch/log from two weeks ago blends in now....

[Yorkshire pud]

Was sitting at my computer Tues evening, getting ready to listen to the Spec Sheet when a blast of wind/rain/wind/hail/wind/WIND/WIND came breezing through....Snapped off quite a few trees in my neighborhood.  One hurled across the road through a  picture window and ended up dangling over the road entangled in (what used to carry electricity) wires.  (No one hurt, only property damage.)  Just got my power back last night around 10:30. 

People were driving UNDER a dangling tree and OVER downed wires.  Even after township officials came out and put up "Road Closed" signs asswipes drove AROUND the signs, UNDER a dangling tree, and OVER downed wires.  I can't decide if it was plain stupidity or arrogance.  Some of one, a shit-load of the other....      Jerks.

At least my front yard branch/log from two weeks ago blends in now....

Darwinism.. Happens here too..Each year we get similar.  :

[b_dubb]

Treading ... The average person is so out of touch with the real world that they think they're invulnerable. We had some flooding here a few weeks ago and people were driving through flood waters like it was no big deal. That's not smart because the cold water can crack your engine block. Also people frequently drown in floods. But not around here. That sort of thing only happens to bad people.

[Camazotz Automat]

People were driving UNDER a dangling tree and OVER downed wires.  Even after township officials came out and put up "Road Closed" signs asswipes drove AROUND the signs, UNDER a dangling tree, and OVER downed wires.  I can't decide if it was plain stupidity or arrogance.  Some of one, a shit-load of the other....      Jerks.

Holy Crow. It's difficult to tell which is worse, the incident or the oblivious reaction to the incident.

[Yorkshire pud]

Treading ... The average person is so out of touch with the real world that they think they're invulnerable. We had some flooding here a few weeks ago and people were driving through flood waters like it was no big deal. That's not smart because the cold water can crack your engine block. Also people frequently drown in floods. But not around here. That sort of thing only happens to bad people.

It probably happens over there and elsewhere when the sun shines for a few days. Usually teenage lads but sometimes old enough to know better decide as it's mid 70's-80 degrees F in the sun, so it must be like a hot bath in the 200 foot deep reservoir they dive into...Only they go into shock, and can't breath, and can't swim, and drown...Happens every year, and every year the morons ignore the signs around the vast body of deep still water that isn't going to get warm enough to enjoy it anytime soon.

[ItsOver]

Hey Dinovite.  How about toning down the descriptions of the poor non-Dinovite canines.  Do we really need to hear about "stinking dogs covered with oozing, yeast-filled sores and who knows what else" in order to push your crap? At least the lame Carnivora commercials aren't describing folks as looking worse than The Elephant Man.  Yet.