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John B. Wells

Started by HAL 9000, December 30, 2010, 12:18:11 AM

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
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Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
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A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
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Frankenstein's Monster
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One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
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Total Members Voted: 245

I am astonished that none of you self-absorbed, narcissistic reprobates felt compelled to comment upon Well's shout-out to BellGab, during the opening of his show from 1/20/15.

Perhaps you all missed the memo.

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on January 22, 2015, 01:37:43 AM
I am astonished that none of you self-absorbed, narcissistic reprobates felt compelled to comment upon Well's shout-out to BellGab, during the opening of his show from 1/20/15.

Perhaps you all missed the memo.


Perhaps we were just compelled to miss the show because there's no compelling reason to listen to it.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on January 22, 2015, 01:37:43 AM
I am astonished that none of you self-absorbed, narcissistic reprobates felt compelled to comment upon Well's shout-out to BellGab, during the opening of his show from 1/20/15.

Perhaps you all missed the memo.

     I was busy admiring myself in the mirror and listening to a CD of my voice repeatedly saying "I'm beautiful".

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 22, 2015, 01:59:02 AM

Perhaps we were just compelled to miss the show because there's no compelling reason to listen to it.

It's okay.  I think Erdos Haderach is just a pseudonym for John B. Wells.  I can't get it to work, though.  Too many letters.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on January 22, 2015, 02:04:14 AM
     I was busy admiring myself in the mirror and listening to a CD of my voice repeatedly saying "I'm beautiful".


Reprobate





Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 22, 2015, 02:11:01 AM
It's okay.  I think Erdos Haderach is just a pseudonym for John B. Wells.  I can't get it to work, though.  Too many letters.

He's way too clever for the likes of us.  That's why he's The Commander.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 22, 2015, 02:11:01 AM
It's okay.  I think Erdos Haderach is just a pseudonym for John B. Wells.  I can't get it to work, though.  Too many letters.

"Erdos Haderach" is an anagram for "Head so charred," which sounds awfully painful.  I just hope he's not the Kwisatz Haderach, or we could be in for a world of hurt. 


WildCard

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 23, 2015, 01:56:22 PM
"Erdos Haderach" is an anagram for "Head so charred," which sounds awfully painful.

Nice.
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 23, 2015, 01:56:22 PM
I just hope he's not the Kwisatz Haderach, or we could be in for a world of hurt.
Don't make me solve the puzzle. Just tell me.

Quote from: WildCard on January 23, 2015, 02:03:41 PM
Nice.Don't make me solve the puzzle. Just tell me.

It's from Dune, which I had forgotten because it's been so long since I read it. I just searched for "Haderach" to see if it meant anything.

WildCard

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 23, 2015, 02:53:05 PM
It's from Dune, which I had forgotten because it's been so long since I read it. I just searched for "Haderach" to see if it meant anything.
Oh. I thought you'd  anagramed "Kwisatz Haderach". Which, come to think of it, would be quite an achievement since it has a Z.
Sorry. Slow Children Playing.

Quote from: WildCard on January 23, 2015, 03:32:20 PM
Oh. I thought you'd  anagramed "Kwisatz Haderach". Which, come to think of it, would be quite an achievement since it has a Z.
Sorry. Slow Children Playing.

Whacked a zit rash

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 23, 2015, 04:08:50 PM
Whacked a zit rash

Excellent.  You put a lot more work into this than I did, but I'm glad you caught my Easter Egg from the 'Why isn't Art posting anymore' thread  ;) .

On 2/2, episode #222 of the John B. Wells program, Sean David Morton throws Art Bell under the bus.

Film at eleven.

From #224, posted February 4, 2015, @ 8:08: "Shout out to Art--what are you doing, man? Call me, alright? (chuckle)"

Classic.

Also, there have been nearly 400 topic views since I posted my comment. Evidently none of you have anything to say.

Typical.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 05, 2015, 02:07:45 AM

Also, there have been nearly 400 topic views since I posted my comment. Evidently none of you have anything to say.

Typical.

    Typical in that you're being ignored as usual? There's plenty being said, but precious little pertains to you.

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 05, 2015, 02:07:45 AM
From #224, posted February 4, 2015, @ 8:08: "Shout out to Art--what are you doing, man? Call me, alright? (chuckle)"

Classic.

Also, there have been nearly 400 topic views since I posted my comment. Evidently none of you have anything to say.

Typical.

I say come back and let us know when someone buys a banner ad on the CTM site, and the recommended product of the month is something other than CTM merchandise.

RedMichael

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 05, 2015, 02:07:45 AM
From #224, posted February 4, 2015, @ 8:08: "Shout out to Art--what are you doing, man? Call me, alright? (chuckle)"

Classic.

Also, there have been nearly 400 topic views since I posted my comment. Evidently none of you have anything to say.

Typical.


No one cares what you think. I have looked at your show's numbers?

Who

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 03, 2015, 02:49:05 PM
On 2/2, episode #222 of the John B. Wells program, Sean David Morton throws Art Bell under the bus.

Film at eleven.


John B. Wells and Sean David Morton are on the same bus to nowhere.
Caravan to Nowhere




You know, George Noory is kind of a tragic figure... The Willy Loman of broadcasting.  Perhaps some of us secretly feel some sympathy or hope for him.  He rose to his level of incompetence and is struggling to make it work.  But I am sorry Mr. Wells, I believe you rose beyond yours and fell, and I do not want to waste many more pixels on this.  In taking the C2C gig, I believe you were forced to take on a subject in which you had no insight, which made you gullible to every charleton who came along.  Moments like the time you told us President Obama had issued more executive orders than anyone else -- in fact hundreds of times as many -- when a quick internet search would have revealed that at the time he had issued fewer than any since Grover Cleveland, when proper records were first kept, made Noory look like a scholar and a bastion of competence.

Oh you had moments of hope, of respectability, of integrity, and I hoped you would build on those.  But I never bought that you had any special knowledge of the New World Order you kept arrogantly banging us over the head with and I was annoyed at the diatribes talking down to me from a man who didn't seem to know what he was talking about.

Good luck with your Caravan.  I know you are capable of change.  I've seen it.  But if it's more of the same I'm personally not interested.

bateman

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on January 22, 2015, 01:37:43 AM
I am astonished that none of you self-absorbed, narcissistic reprobates felt compelled to comment upon Well's shout-out to BellGab, during the opening of his show from 1/20/15.

Perhaps you all missed the memo.

Do you think it's wise to insult potential subscribers?

wr250

Quote from: bateman on February 05, 2015, 05:17:43 PM
Do you think it's wise to insult potential subscribers?

i think we have been insultated .

Eddie Coyle


    What happened to the WRKO gig? No 5AM Caravan this past Sunday Morning. Have you forsaken terrestrial radio? Your career is deader than those first graders, Johnny. Yeah, those kids were murdered you demented creep. Not "Sandy Hoax" as you and your sheep like to prattle on about.

Douchebag Wells. Getting fired by an incompetent moron like Jorch Noory must do wonders for your self-esteem. Because it means you are even more of an incompetent moron than Jorch. Ouch. 

cweb

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 05, 2015, 05:14:46 PM
Oh you had moments of hope, of respectability, of integrity, and I hoped you would build on those.  But I never bought that you had any special knowledge of the New World Order you kept arrogantly banging us over the head with and I was annoyed at the diatribes talking down to me from a man who didn't seem to know what he was talking about.

Good luck with your Caravan.  I know you are capable of change.  I've seen it.  But if it's more of the same I'm personally not interested.
I totally agree with this statement. There were several good Wells shows on Coast. Certainly a higher rate than Noory.

I agree with some of what John B. says about our government, but I'm not as much of a hardliner. I need a little more evidence instead of speculation. That's largely where I don't connect with Caravan.

Who

Exploiting the deaths of 20 children at Sandy Hook to build an audience of clueless rejects is beyond abhorrent.  Tell me, John B. Wells, are you going to tell the parents the deaths of their children were a hoax?  You and Alex Jones are the most vile, useless blobs of protoplasm on Earth.  Everywhere you and Jones go you leave an overpowering stench.

Good luck with your Caravan to Nowhere - because that's where it's going.

paladin1991

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 05, 2015, 02:07:45 AM
From #224, posted February 4, 2015, @ 8:08: "Shout out to Art--what are you doing, man? Call me, alright? (chuckle)"

Classic.

Also, there have been nearly 400 topic views since I posted my comment. Evidently none of you have anything to say.

Typical.
That you John?  How you been?  Rumor has it that you are on the radio.


Somewhere.

I heard Brian Williams was shot down in Newtown.





Quote from: Doctor Who on February 06, 2015, 08:11:26 AM
are you going to tell the parents the deaths of their children were a hoax?
Bring it! Bring it on! For an encore we can discuss who killed Kennedy!

Who

Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 06, 2015, 10:05:32 AM
I heard Brian Williams was shot down in Newtown.




Bring it! Bring it on! For an encore we can discuss who killed Kennedy!



Your family must be very proud of you.  Hurry home.  They're waiting for you in the Caravan to Nowhere.



Quote from: Erdős Haderach on February 06, 2015, 10:05:32 AM


Bring it! Bring it on! For an encore we can discuss who killed Kennedy!

I'm pretty sure it was somebody with a gun.  Am I right?

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Who


Hey, Commander!  The Caravan Down By The River is looking a bit rough these days.  What happened?  Did your deranged fans find another fearless leader?

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