John B. Wells

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The latest message from the Commander of the Ark John B. --

"ATTN CARAVANERS!!
Due to the move of the Ark to a new secure location, there will be no program today. Programs will resume tomorrow, Tuesday, February 10. Thank you for your patience as we strive to improve your ride aboard the Caravan!"

That must mean he'll be doing the show from his garage from now on.

[Yorkshire pud]

The latest message from the Commander of the Ark John B. --

"ATTN CARAVANERS!!
Due to the move of the Ark to a new secure location, there will be no program today. Programs will resume tomorrow, Tuesday, February 10. Thank you for your patience as we strive to improve your ride aboard the Caravan!"

That must mean he'll be doing the show from his garage from now on.

Maybe the caravan's camels have passed on the endemic syphilis? That's got to slow any slow moving collection of (barely) humans hasn't it?

[Erdős Haderach]

*dismissive hand-waving gestures*

[Eddie Coyle]

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    Isn't that symbol for not enough listeners to register a 0.0 in the ratings?

 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

    Isn't that symbol for not enough listeners to register a 0.0 in the ratings?

0.0 is John McEnroe territory. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McEnroe

[Who]

The latest message from the Commander of the Ark John B. --

"ATTN CARAVANERS!!
Due to the move of the Ark to a new secure location, there will be no program today. Programs will resume tomorrow, Tuesday, February 10. Thank you for your patience as we strive to improve your ride aboard the Caravan!"

That must mean he'll be doing the show from his garage from now on.

Oh oh! The Caravaners, all seven of them,  have to board the bus and move to new "secure" location.  As always, the Caravaners will have to bring their own boxed lunch.  The Commander will supply the Kool Aid.

[bateman]

[Eddie Coyle]

0.0 is John McEnroe territory. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McEnroe

   Ha! The curse of Fugelsang is too much to overcome. I remember seeing it a few times in it's late night rerun and not surprisingly he was the most disengaged interviewer since that George Hamilton talk show with his ex-wife that polluted late morning TV in 1995.

[popple]

*dismissive hand-waving gestures*

*Snaps fingers in a Z formation*

[Yorkshire pud]

*dismissive hand-waving gestures*

Euphemisim for a wank?

[Who]

Your opinion in this matter is utterly meaningless. You don't even argue correctly, to say nothing of your ability to reason (or lack thereof).

Then let's try this bit of reasoning, Erdős Haderach.

I'm sure you're familiar with the ancient proverb, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."  Your enemy is the CIA.  The CIA is the enemy of ISIS.  Therefore your friend is ISIS.

[Who]

Your opinion in this matter is utterly meaningless. You don't even argue correctly, to say nothing of your ability to reason (or lack thereof).

Perhaps you and your fellow Sandy Hook truthers, purveyors of mental masturbation that you are, should write a book.  It could be entitled "How to Argue and Reason Correctly."  How about it, Erdős Haderach?



Erdős Haderach, author of How to Argue and Reason Correctly.

[nooryisawesome]

I tried to give John B a shot but it's just repetitive after awhile. Its show after show of how the government is out to get you, his rants are just too long and repetitive.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The latest dispatch from The Commander: The Caravan has been detoured until further notice, because the Ark is beyond control and out of position.


"CARAVANERS
We had hoped to be able to bring you a program today, but due to circumstances out of our control, the Ark is still not in a position to broadcast. We apologize for any inconvenience to you. Again, thank you for your patience as we work through our growing pains together!"

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[albrecht]

I tried to give John B a shot but it's just repetitive after awhile. Its show after show of how the government is out to get you, his rants are just too long and repetitive.

But his "english accent" that he affects waaaay to often, ugh. I turn it off. And his asides and rants get old because they seem to go nowhere. If he has a decent guest the show can be ok and better than Norry (not a high bar to hurdle there.) Certainly the production value of CTM has increased since the beginning- where it sounded like he was doing the show from an empty room at an abandoned gas station. You could hear doors slam, truck traffic, the pay phone outside faintly ringing, and echoes.

[Who]

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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[b_dubb]

Marc Marin called some old fucker on his show a "dusty old sack of shit". I think I have that right. That's how I think of JB Wells. A dusty old bag of shit. Apologies to all the dusty old sacks of shit out there. You don't deserve this abuse.

[Who]

Free with your subscription to the Caravan.

[Yorkshire pud]

The lyrics might mean something, or not.....


I give you Barbara Dickson.


http://youtu.be/LcYfRysceeQ

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Free with your subscription to the Caravan.

In all fairness, as a sometimes gardener that is a pretty sweet deal.

[b_dubb]

In all fairness, as a sometimes gardener that is a pretty sweet deal.

"Come on down to JB's Crapatorium. You got a small garden that needs some help? We've got a sack of shit just for you! What's that? You operate an industrial tomato farm and your tomatoes aren't up to snuff? We've got great shit available by the truck load! Just let us know where to dump our shit! Nobody beats our deals on all this great shit! That's JB's Crapatorium on State Route 2!"

[albrecht]

In all fairness, as a sometimes gardener that is a pretty sweet deal.

Depends on the size of the bag, what kind of manure, and what kind of food/supplement regime the animals producing it were on or eating. Having said that I got a friend who made some good $$ by allowing an operator to mine the guano out of some caves on his ranch. So shit can make money depending on what creature made it. Apparently now it even goes for more $ on the market due to the pot industry and organic growers- but has always been prized as the best fertilizer.

[Who]

So shit can make money . . .

JB must be a wealthy man.  His Caravan to Nowhere puts out tons of it every day.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Losing a plum nationally syndicated gig, and then having to live with the humiliating knowledge that the network management believes Connie Wells is the best possible replacement, has to smart a little bit.

[Yorkshire pud]

Losing a plum nationally syndicated gig, and then having to live with the humiliating knowledge that the network management believes Connie Wells is the best possible replacement, has to smart a little bit.

You'd be a good replacement; that says far more; seriously.

[Yorkshire pud]

Depends on the size of the bag, what kind of manure, and what kind of food/supplement regime the animals producing it were on or eating. Having said that I got a friend who made some good $$ by allowing an operator to mine the guano out of some caves on his ranch. So shit can make money depending on what creature made it. Apparently now it even goes for more $ on the market due to the pot industry and organic growers- but has always been prized as the best fertilizer.

Interesting fact; The original Dr No book was about Dr No dominating the worlds guano supplies.

[albrecht]

Interesting fact; The original Dr No book was about Dr No dominating the worlds guano supplies.

Hah hah. I did not know that! I'm guessing the movie public would rather see plots with regard to international criminal syndicates involving diamonds, nukes, precious metals like gold, etc than "shit."

[Yorkshire pud]

Hah hah. I did not know that! I'm guessing the movie public would rather see plots with regard to international criminal syndicates involving diamonds, nukes, precious metals like gold, etc than "shit."

You have to hand it to Fleming; he didn't have the 'Wow factor' when it came to plots.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Interesting fact; The original Dr No book was about Dr No dominating the worlds guano supplies.

Glad he didn't make that the plot of Goldfinger.  Guanofinger doesn't sound like a compelling page turner.