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John B. Wells

Started by HAL 9000, December 30, 2010, 12:18:11 AM

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
97 (39.6%)
Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
57 (23.3%)
A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
47 (19.2%)
Frankenstein's Monster
102 (41.6%)
One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
66 (26.9%)

Total Members Voted: 245

Quote from: ShayP on June 14, 2014, 04:44:40 PM
...It's a God loving (not that there's anything wrong with that), bible thumping mentality WITHOUT recognizing another point of view. The absolute majority of people posting there are fucked up.  Sorry...that's the only way I could qualify it.   The political rants are epic and do not have all of the facts.  JBW is too busy reading from another aggregate website and believing it to be true.  EVERY conspiracy he talks about is true as long as it's anti-Obama or pro-Tea Party, etc.  yes...it's his program, BUT, he has contradicted himself so many times.  Says he's open minded but then later contradicts and judges...


Well said.  I haven't followed Wells since he left (or was forced to leave) Coast, but your comments certainly summarize my thoughts about his time on C2C.  He may believe what he says, but he is gullible and has no education nor special insight in the areas of which he speaks.  In fact he displays a total lack of any real foundation of knowledge to help him evaluate this stuff.  And he does like to cold read headlines on the air and draw conclusions with no more of a thorough reading than that.   Just call it Dazed and Confused Radio.


JBW's rants and proposals to save the border are more than a little creepy... but given that the calibre of guests has plummeted to people too obscure to even rate a mention on Rationalwiki then it seems he may be running out of steam...

Scully

I think Wells is certifiable, and shouldn't be let out after visiting hours at the home. JMHO

If you haven't visited the Caravan's haphazard mess of a home page lately, the most recent post from Commander Wells confirms beyond any shadow of doubt that the cheese has slipped completely off his cracker.  And don't try to find the Midnight Ark, because he put it "into protective cloaked mode," because of threats and stuff.

http://caravantomidnight.com

I want to take a look at this train wreck but I don't want to support him by going to his page.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 07, 2014, 12:24:34 AM
I want to take a look at this train wreck but I don't want to support him by going to his page.

By all means, go look at it!  It won't cost you a cent, and whatever paltry ad revenue your visit might provide won't help in the least.  So feast your eyes on the madness of JBW while you can, because his caravan has no chance of getting within shouting distance of midnight. You won't be sorry!   :D


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 06, 2014, 11:46:01 PM
If you haven't visited the Caravan's haphazard mess of a home page lately, the most recent post from Commander Wells confirms beyond any shadow of doubt that the cheese has slipped completely off his cracker.  And don't try to find the Midnight Ark, because he put it "into protective cloaked mode," because of threats and stuff.

http://caravantomidnight.com


I'm taking that his 'cloaked mode' is a tongue in cheek way of saying no-one listens to his bollox and they don't have the money to make the whole shebang any better than it can be with no money?   

cweb

QuoteCommander Wells has put the Ark Midnight into protective cloaked mode after determining that strong external influences may threaten the ships integrity.
John's taking the day off to go fishing with Alex Jones.
Fixed.

wr250

Quote from: cweb on August 07, 2014, 07:17:02 AM
QuoteCommander Wells has put the Ark Midnight into protective cloaked mode after determining that strong external influences may threaten the ships integrity.
John's taking the day off to go fishing with Alex Jones at steve quayles secret montana bunker & fishing hole.
Fixed.

fixed

RedMichael

Yep, cloaked mode could mean:

1) Can't afford to do the show
2) Can't find guests
3) The only guy that knows what he is doing quit.

What it will never mean:
1)What John wants us to believe.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: RedMichael on August 07, 2014, 08:24:00 AM
Yep, cloaked mode could mean:

1) Can't afford to do the show
2) Can't find guests
3) The only guy that knows what he is doing quit.

What it will never mean:
1)What John wants us to believe.


This conjours up two scenarios: He thinks his remaining listeners are stupid enough to buy it, or they are stupid enough to buy it.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 07, 2014, 10:10:15 AM

This conjours up two scenarios: He thinks his remaining listeners are stupid enough to buy it, or they are stupid enough to buy it.

     That's pretty much it. I'd love to see how many clowns have signed up for his nonsense. I'd like to believe it's less than 200.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 07, 2014, 10:24:21 AM
     That's pretty much it. I'd love to see how many clowns have signed up for his nonsense. I'd like to believe it's less than 200.

If you're not a subscriber, you can download individual shows for 99 cents!  "Make ready for what's to come," and be sure to "Give a ride on the caravan to a loved one" with a CtM gift subscription!  In time, your loved one might even learn to forgive you.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 07, 2014, 10:32:35 AM
If you're not a subscriber, you can download individual shows for 99 cents!  "Make ready for what's to come," and be sure to "Give a ride on the caravan to a loved one" with a CtM gift subscription!  In time, your loved one might even learn to forgive you.

    Helpful. Now I know what to get my kid and various nieces and nephews for Kwanzaa. I hope they don't miss the usual scratch tickets.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 07, 2014, 10:32:35 AM
If you're not a subscriber, you can download individual shows for 99 cents!  "Make ready for what's to come," and be sure to "Give a ride on the caravan to a loved one" with a CtM gift subscription!  In time, your loved one might even learn to forgive you.


It's a very loose understanding of 'loved one' if that is seen as a gift idea. 

VtaGeezer

I won't look at Wells' website.  Every click gives him hope. The paranoid jerk should in no way given encouragement as a media figure.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on August 07, 2014, 10:43:28 AM
I won't look at Wells' website.  Every click gives him hope. The paranoid jerk should in no way given encouragement as a media figure.

It might give him hope, but it will most likely be only fleeting.  It will turn to deep despair once he sees the huge disparity between clicks and subscribers, and he realizes people are visiting just amuse themselves and satisfy their morbid curiosity.   

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 07, 2014, 10:35:14 AM
    Helpful. Now I know what to get my kid and various nieces and nephews for Kwanzaa. I hope they don't miss the usual scratch tickets.

I also give my nieces and nephews scratch tickets and teach them that sharing is fun by insisting they give me half of anything they win.  Their tears of joy would melt the coldest heart.

onan

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 07, 2014, 10:35:14 AM
    Helpful. Now I know what to get my kid and various nieces and nephews for Kwanzaa. I hope they don't miss the usual scratch tickets.
You have always been a giver. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

albrecht

I think he claims that "they" are hacking his site or stealing his material and hence it went into "cloak mode." I listened to the show with the BP guy, found it on the interwebs, it was ok but nothing new. BP pay cuts due to budget, put on paperwork duty instead of enforcing the border, being assaulted/killed by illegals, OTMs very common and even OTHs, disease rampant, etc. But he didn't buy into JBW's more far-out theories like UN troops and delegates on the ground, widespread corruption on our side with regard to drugs (though BP guy admitted that some have been caught and corruption is spreading but not as JWB levels say), and being forced to let MS-13 gang members go (though guy said some are clearly coming through but no outright order to release them.)

ItsOver

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 07, 2014, 10:35:14 AM
    Helpful. Now I know what to get my kid and various nieces and nephews for Kwanzaa. I hope they don't miss the usual scratch tickets.
Great idea. Are the Kwanzaa decorations going-up already?  Damn, they keep going up earlier each year.  Even earlier than the Festivus ones.

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"Help me.....Spock!"

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: onan on August 07, 2014, 11:10:44 AM
You have always been a giver. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

   I've run out of shelf room in my study(attic room w/o electricity) and will start gift wrapping books I deem excess. I think Norman Mailer's "Ancient Evenings" is going to my nephew who turns 3 soon. Lucky bastard.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 07, 2014, 11:06:31 AM
I also give my nieces and nephews scratch tickets and teach them that sharing is fun by insisting they give me half of anything they win.  Their tears of joy would melt the coldest heart.

         That one year that I had to pretend I wasn't furious that the recipient of my magnanimity hit for 100 bucks on a ticket...real tough. And we were married. So I really knew it was money I'd never see.

     
Quote from: ItsOver on August 07, 2014, 12:14:02 PM
Great idea. Are the Kwanzaa decorations going-up already?  Damn, they keep going up earlier each year.  Even earlier than the Festivus ones.

         It's the greatest psuedo-holiday created by an FBI snitch. Ever.

eddie dean

Anybody who tries this hard to be cool, isn't.
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cweb

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 07, 2014, 12:15:57 PM
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"Help me.....Spock!"
I'm waiting for him to do a show on how he turns his hair blue.

Or maybe it's the drinking water.

Blast, this "something-gab" has made me snarky.....

Quote from: cweb on August 07, 2014, 01:30:03 PM
I'm waiting for him to do a show on how he turns his hair blue.

Or maybe it's the drinking water.

Blast, this "something-gab" has made me snarky.....

It must be the Blue Rinse.

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cweb

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 07, 2014, 01:36:12 PM
It must be the Blue Rinse.

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Hehe, or white balance.

But something tells me JBW isn't too familiar with any balance.

RedMichael

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 07, 2014, 10:10:15 AM

This conjours up two scenarios: He thinks his remaining listeners are stupid enough to buy it, or they are stupid enough to buy it.

Boy are those two going to be pissed when they find out he is lying.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: RedMichael on August 07, 2014, 05:51:17 PM
Boy are those two going to be pissed when they find out he is lying.


They'll forgive him; it will be put down to outside forces from 'them' who made JBW loopy.

Just checked the Car and Van Wreck at Midnight site, and all the stuff about "Commander Wells" cloaking the Midnight Ark because of the sinister forces conspiring to silence him has been removed from his message.  I'd like to believe it's because of what was said about it here, but it's hard to believe someone with his steely self-assurance pays attention to the gentle, good natured ribbing we give him on BellGab.

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