Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Yorkshire pud]

So many moments of genius in that film.

It makes it all the more genius when they didn't have a script. I'd like to know how many scenes they got through where at least one didn't corpse laughing. I bet there weren't many.

[jazmunda]

Heavy drug use is bad.

These Before And After Photos Of Drug Users Are Absolutely Horrifying. And Gross.

[b_dubb]

Heavy drug use is bad.

These Before And After Photos Of Drug Users Are Absolutely Horrifying. And Gross.

And that's why Walter White had to die.  Meth is some scary shit.

[jazmunda]

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties them to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

[jazmunda]

Samuel L Jackson smacksdown a reporter for thinking he is Laurence Fishburne.


http://youtu.be/0v7ddB_9cGc

[Bart Ell]

Karl Pilkington needs to meet the Wack Pack.

[aldousburbank]

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties them to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

So what did you do next Jaz?

[BobGrau]

So what did you do next Jaz?

He got the vaseline, obviously. Pics and everything.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

And that's why Walter White had to die.

Why...you...

[jazmunda]

So what did you do next Jaz?

Took one for the team, obviously.

[jazmunda]

Celebrities read mean tweets about them.


Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #1


Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #2

[jazmunda]

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #3


Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

[jazmunda]

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5

[b_dubb]

And that's why Walter White had to die

Or did he? Muhahahahahahahahahahah

[BobGrau]

Celebrities read mean tweets about them.


Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #1


Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #2

We need to get noory to do something like this.

[b_dubb]

We need to get noory to do something like this.

Can you imagine the nonsense that would fill up in a George Noory twitter stream? DAMN

[guildnavigator]

I need extra one thousand dollars, please and thank you?

[bateman]

Oh good.



http://www.marketwatch.com/story/scary-1929-market-chart-gains-traction-2014-02-11

[BobGrau]

...so I found a slightly broken biscuit, some sort of ginger snap according to ballistics, on the ground near my front door. Closer inspection revealed a ridge of squashed gingersnap material stuck to the door itself. This all begs the question: who the hell throws only one biscuit at a stranger's door?

[UnscreenedCaller]

...so I found a slightly broken biscuit, some sort of ginger snap according to ballistics, on the ground near my front door. Closer inspection revealed a ridge of squashed gingersnap material stuck to the door itself. This all begs the question: who the hell throws only one biscuit at a stranger's door?

Someone with a classic love-hate relationship with ginger biscuits. Can't really stand them, but can't stand to part with more than one. "I can't quit you, ginger biscuit." The only question remains: why was a single ginger biscuit thrown at your particular house? Have you made inflammatory remarks about either gingers or biscuits lately?

[onan]

This all begs the question: who the hell throws only one biscuit at a stranger's door?

Someone with poor aim. Check your roof.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Oh good.

That was back when we were pegged to gold. You could sell off and trade for gold and there was no steep penalty for pulling your money out like our current retirement vehicles. There was a benefit to taking your money out. But now everyone knows you pull out and your choices are just more bleh stuff. Plus your money is locked in there with a 401k.

[b_dubb]

Ginger biscuit? Christina Hendricks!  **** drools *****

[Yorkshire pud]

...so I found a slightly broken biscuit, some sort of ginger snap according to ballistics, on the ground near my front door. Closer inspection revealed a ridge of squashed gingersnap material stuck to the door itself. This all begs the question: who the hell throws only one biscuit at a stranger's door?

....It's to get you back for the Scottish assault with coconut creams. Don't think we don't know where you live..next time it will be hobnobs..

[Yorkshire pud]

I thought this an interesting article. The car industry basically dictated the laws of the basic human function of walking.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26073797

[b_dubb]

Ginger biscuit? Christina Hendricks!  **** drools *****

God I wish i could delete this remark.  I'm such a tool.

[Yorkshire pud]

God I wish i could delete this remark.  I'm such a tool.

<extends comforting arm around b_dubbs shoulder> ...Put it down to experience; You could have said Mars bar instead of ginger biscuit. We both know that would have been a hell of a lot worse. Governments have been brought down for less.

[BobGrau]

UPDATE: after a couple of days of heavy rain the ginger-ridge is still mostly intact. Holy shit.

[Yorkshire pud]

UPDATE: after a couple of days of heavy rain the ginger-ridge is still mostly intact. Holy shit.

Yeah; Well when a sassanach launches a projectile it stays put...baby. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Scottish nationalism..the implications.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/independent-scotland-will-not-be-allowed-to-use-british-oxygen-2014021283498