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aldousburbank

Quote from: bateman on February 18, 2014, 05:05:47 PM
Fireworks even!


I would never support a revolution that lacked fireworks.  I mean otherwise, what's the point?

bateman

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/professor-pleads-in-upskirt-case-564312



QuoteFEBRUARY 18--The college professor who claimed that he secretly filmed under the clothing of two female students to determine whether they had improperly failed to wear undergarments to class has pleaded to a video voyeurism charge, records show.

Well this seems perfectly reasonable to me, what's the problem?

Those eyebrows - is he a Vulcan?

This doesn't surprise me at all. When I was an undergraduate, there was a history professor who routinely harassed his female students. His comment to me, because he thought me inattentive, was that he'd take me out to the bushes and show me 5 things I would rather learn than history. And when I went to the department to file a complaint, guess who was in charge of that? Yep. And that explains how he got away with it.


bateman

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on February 18, 2014, 07:17:20 PM
Those eyebrows - is he a Vulcan?

This doesn't surprise me at all. When I was an undergraduate, there was a history professor who routinely harassed his female students. His comment to me, because he thought me inattentive, was that he'd take me out to the bushes and show me 5 things I would rather learn than history. And when I went to the department to file a complaint, guess who was in charge of that? Yep. And that explains how he got away with it.


FIVE things? That's a lot to get done in the bushes.


Quote from: bateman on February 18, 2014, 07:31:41 PM

FIVE things? That's a lot to get done in the bushes.

Especially since the old perv was about 95 at the time and perpetually drunk.

That is an unfortunate eyebrow/forehead combo.

Also, "improperly failed".


ItsOver

Wow, somebody is actually do a show on UFOs for a change.  Clyde Lewis in his depressant mode and sounds pretty good tonight.






area51drone

Quote from: b_dubb on February 19, 2014, 09:47:59 AM
http://www.trueactivist.com/20-established-uses-for-coke-proves-it-does-not-belong-in-the-human-body/

what to do with that Coca Cola in your fridge

Must have been a woman who wrote that article.    ;)

Interesting, I never knew that coke cleans a toilet.   Now I know what to do with coke that's been left over after a meal.

b_dubb

Quote from: area51drone on February 19, 2014, 09:53:08 AM
Must have been a woman who wrote that article.    ;)

Interesting, I never knew that coke cleans a toilet.   Now I know what to do with coke that's been left over after a meal.

What's with the gender related butt hurt? Shit's wearing thin.

area51drone

Quote from: b_dubb on February 19, 2014, 09:54:27 AM
What's with the gender related butt hurt? Shit's wearing thin.

It has all been just a response to Seraphim's rant, but agreed.  I'll let my Avatar speak for me now.   



b_dubb



Quote from: b_dubb on February 19, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
Apparently Vintage UFO groupy is a nice sideline for a stripper
An effective enticement to recruit more members into an otherwise ordinary saucer cult. I would have found myself locked in for the duration.

First group meeting, April 23, 1958:

Cam: You mean... you mean to say, we ... we have our own women? It's not just weird membership pins, blurred photos, and coffee? We've got women? We've got women!

Quote from: guildnavigator on February 19, 2014, 02:18:58 PM
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER.

guildnavigator could possibly be an authentic Space Child.





I think Ragnarok or the Viking End of the World is supposed to occur this Saturday.

jazmunda

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 19, 2014, 08:53:07 PM
I think Ragnarok or the Viking End of the World is supposed to occur this Saturday.


Damn. I just paid off all my student loans too. I guess it does increase my chances of convincing a Nordic girl to have sex with me.

Noorynoid

I didn't do nothing and you can't prove it.

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