Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[The General]

Maybe he got Casio to hold the flashlight. Who knows.

His earlier posts like this one make me think he's also playing with lens flare effects on his computer:

He looks like a little like James Van Praagh...

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[jazmunda]

He looks like a little like James Van Praagh...

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They're cut from the same mold. And by mold I mean a fungus that grows in the form of multicellular filaments called hyphae and not the process of manufacturing by shaping liquid or pliable raw materials.

[aldousburbank]

They're cut from the same mold. And by mold I mean a fungus that grows in the form of multicellular filaments called hyphae and not the process of manufacturing by shaping liquid or pliable raw materials.

Why do you hate hyphae?

[jazmunda]

Why do you hate hyphae?

Because I'm a rabid anti-hyphite!

[aldousburbank]

Because I'm a rabid anti-hyphite!

Mycelium and I suggest you look in the mirror and accept that you are a fungi.

[b_dubb]

JVP ... John Reed ... Noory .... guys ... I've solved the suckage mystery ... it's the mustache!  A parasitic life form feeding off the brain matter of their hosts!

[wr250]

JVP ... John Reed ... Noory .... guys ... I've solved the suckage mystery ... it's the mustache!  A parasitic life form feeding off the brain matter of their hosts!

you are implying noory has a brain.

[b_dubb]

you are implying noory has a brain.

HAD a brain.  Most of it has been consumed by now.  It's too late for him.  And Reed.  And JVP is a tool and a con artist. 

Moral of the story: don't grow a mustache.

[jazmunda]

Moral of the story: don't grow a mustache.

I like the conspiracy theory that the mustache is actually a parasitic entity that has attached itself to Noory and is controlling him.

Having said that even if he shaved he'd still suck.

Art had a mustache once. Just saying.

[Bart Ell]

Moral of the story: don't grow a mustache.

Unless you are Magnum, P.I.
Or this guy...


Or this majestic lip warmer

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I like the conspiracy theory that the mustache is actually a parasitic entity that has attached itself to Noory and is controlling him.

[aldousburbank]

I like the conspiracy theory that the mustache is actually a parasitic entity that has attached itself to Noory and is controlling him.

Open your eyes man! Look at the big picture. The Thing On George's Upper Lip is controlling the socio/political (supposed) chaos in our world bra' and nobody's doing anything about it. Yet there it sits. Night after horrid night, emanating its evil unseen tentacles over the airwaves and intertweeks. But it can't control me and it can't control you unless we let it! We need a plan people!  All it takes for TTOGUL to assume total power is for good former Art Bell listeners, if not AB himzelf, to do nothing. But does that sound like us? I didn't think so. I've got a razor; WHO'S WITH ME?

[wr250]

[area51drone]

Does anyone here realize that the first post in this thread is a picture of Justin Bieber with a note saying that the poster wants to jizz in his hair?

FYI Mrs. General, also a Pumpkin Pie recipe on the first page of posts...

[area51drone]

Speaking of someone jizzing in someone else's hair, and since there is no longer a place to put this post... "Hair Brushind and stuff"


Hair brushind and stuff

[bateman]

If you've ever wondered about the layout of the Seinfeld apartment...

[bateman]

Hair brushind and stuff

[jazmunda]

All I have running through my head when I watch these videos is "It rubs the lotion on its skin".

[bateman]

All I have running through my head when I watch these videos is "It rubs the lotion on its skin".

Wow, so you're REALLY into those videos, huh? 

[bateman]

FIND NEDRY, CHECK THE VENDING MACHINES!!

[bateman]

I don't understand why someone would drink weak tea. I don't see the appeal of warm, vaguely flavored water.

[onan]

I don't understand why someone would drink weak tea. I don't see the appeal of warm, vaguely flavored water.

Isn't that the definition of tea?

[bateman]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/03/tv-reporter-introduces-the-sport-of-snowplow-surfing-of-which-he-is-a-champion/

[bateman]

Isn't that the definition of tea?

But when you make it strong it actually has caffeine in it.

[aldousburbank]

But when you make it strong it actually has caffeine in it.

Depending on what kinda tea your talking about.

[bateman]

Depending on what kinda tea your talking about.

I could go for some of the Ayahuasca variety.

[wr250]

Depending on what kinda tea your talking about.

you using those "speshul" mushrooms to make your tea again aldous ?

[b_dubb]

Proper cups of John B Wells tea ... thcaffeine positive

[bateman]

The Opie & Anthony/Scott & Todd thing has been highly amusing to me.

[bateman]

Once, twice, three times a pizza.


Pizza