Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[jazmunda]

Good idea Mr. Monk!

Unquenchable Angst, if you want to call the GabCast to share your story, please do!
The show airs this Monday (1-27-14) 5pm pst/8pm est. 602.399.7131.
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He may only call if he sounds like Sam Elliot and is willing to act out the bar scene from The Big Lebowski with onan.

[HorrorRetro]

Cute chicks, Horror Retro!
I never found that joint and ended up selling the car with it presumably hidden somewhere. Maybe it's the one that turned up on Jaz's vacation? 

We bought a used car a few years ago for my husband to drive back and forth to work.  He had it for about a year and decided to do a really thorough cleaning.  Under one of the seats was a nice glass pipe with resin still in it.  I'm so glad he didn't get caught with that.  Since he's military, that would have been the end of his career.  With all the checkpoints we have to go through, it's a miracle he never got searched. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

>be me
>looking for Chinese buffet
>google search the neighborhood
>start reading Yelp reviews
>find one that's not too far away
>score.jpg
>click in reviews to check it out
>find a review that catches my eye, and which reads in relevant part:

"This restaurant is meant for too-fat families (mostly non-asian) to come in, stuff themselves and pretend it was a night out. That may sound cruel, but I swear that's who showed up. The wait staff act accordingly; Have you ever watched a farmer fill a feed trough? They walk that long trough line with a blank stare, pouring bland corn feed for cattle day after day. I almost feel sorry for them, but I have a feeling they knew what they were opening.

If you have never had Chinese food anywhere, ever and want to be uncomfortably full, this place is a good choice, but I warn you: Taco Bell gets closer to authentic Mexican, than this place gets to Chinese."

>go by the place
>sign in window
>"we out business"
>ask neighbor what happened
>enormous fat guy and equally enormous girlfriend raped the buffet every night
>traveled fifty miles from Martinez
>there are eight million stories in the naked city
>this has been one of them

[Ell Bart]

>be me
>looking for Chinese buffet
>google search the neighborhood
>start reading Yelp reviews
>find one that's not too far away
>score.jpg
>click in reviews to check it out
>find a review that catches my eye, and which reads in relevant part:

"This restaurant is meant for too-fat families (mostly non-asian) to come in, stuff themselves and pretend it was a night out. That may sound cruel, but I swear that's who showed up. The wait staff act accordingly; Have you ever watched a farmer fill a feed trough? They walk that long trough line with a blank stare, pouring bland corn feed for cattle day after day. I almost feel sorry for them, but I have a feeling they knew what they were opening.

If you have never had Chinese food anywhere, ever and want to be uncomfortably full, this place is a good choice, but I warn you: Taco Bell gets closer to authentic Mexican, than this place gets to Chinese."

>go by the place
>sign in window
>"we out business"
>ask neighbor what happened
>enormous fat guy and equally enormous girlfriend raped the buffet every night
>traveled fifty miles from Martinez
>there are eight million stories in the naked city
>this has been one of them

http://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8

[Yorkshire pud]

enjoy your stab at  humor  at my expense but I truly wish that none of you  ever go though this nor loose the money I lost for what I really made this trip for. I lost an inheritance I was to go to Canada  to sign for. I had no way to prove to customs what I was there for. But I do know that my future is now nebulous.

I suppose it makes a change from Nigeria.. Happy days eh?

[Yorkshire pud]

El Bart; You're a boring fart now. Instead, why not coach Falkie in the art of broadcasting, good diet and exercise? Trust me, it'll be more productive.

[onan]

I just had an adventure. I was given  a flight to Trinidad. First they flew me to NJ then to Dalas then to Trinidad. I was on planes for 14.5 hours. Took me 3 days to revover. Coming back I was flown to Toronto where the customs tore up my luggage 3 times, kept asking me to admit to some wrong they wished me to have committed. Then they hadcuffed me and hauld me off to detention. I refused to eat the breakfast the next morning as I usually only have coffee for breakfast. Then I asked them if they had checked on my flight to SC and they put me on a flight to Ohio that afternoon a day early over the schedule I was on. I finally got home Wednesday night. They told me in Canada that they were going to have HSA come visit me. and that I shall never be allowed in Canada again. A friend dropped by last night and asked me to look at my passport. It had never been stamped in Trinidad. No Canadian nasty either. I had watched weather channel in Trinidad. Oddly it never showed Temperatures in Canada but had Temps. for every place else.  It was quite an experience. They wanted to keep me till I pooped 2X so they could be sure I was not running drugs. I asked for a laxative to get it over with but they then told me that I would die if I took laxative on top of having drug balloons in me. I said lets do the laxative then and  I will be dead or you will have some serious apologizing to do . They handcuffed me and put me in detention facility. I asked to get my own soap and toothbrush. They tore apart all by bags again.They would not let me have the bicarb.of soda I had in a film can because the can was not clear. They took samples of my toothpaste, mouthwash, alcohol I had for my ears. They got pissy over my Qtips being in an old camel cigarette metal tin. Damn I guess they a priming themselves  to being the Gestapo of the Great white North...eh.

You lowlife criminal.

[Ell Bart]

El Bart; You're a boring fart now. Instead, why not coach Falkie in the art of broadcasting, good diet and exercise? Trust me, it'll be more productive.

So sweet of you to stick up for your Pig friend.

You accuse me of being boring by bullying the bullies when you seem to have no issues with bullying and encouraging the bullies. Justify it anyway you want but the fact is you're bullying a guy who has done nothing to you and is just trying to create something. Instead of ignoring him you seem to delight in harassing him.

You sir are now on the list. You have joined the unholy cabal and we will not sit idly by and watch you destroy an innocent man. You have been served Pud.

[Yorkshire pud]

So sweet of you to stick up for your Pig friend.

You accuse me of being boring by bullying the bullies when you seem to have no issues with bullying and encouraging the bullies. Justify it anyway you want but the fact is you're bullying a guy who has done nothing to you and is just trying to create something. Instead of ignoring him you seem to delight in harassing him.

You sir are now on the list. You have joined the unholy cabal and we will not sit idly by and watch you destroy an innocent man. You have been served Pud.

You know something? That pisses me off. Let's start at the beginning shall we? Let's establish a few relevant details. Pig isn't my friend; I disagree with him and he with me on numerous occasions. I'm nobodies yes man. We have that straight?

Secondly. Falkie isn't as 'innocent' as you make out. Again the facts shall we? He's made videos to deliberately disparage George Noory, agreed?  I have no love or hate for GN, or indeed any other radio presenter. I admire quite a few, GN wouldn't be on that list. However I get pissed at hypocrisy, and your mate Falkie is such a hypocrite.

He has the temerity (and I still find it amazing) to complain that he's seen now as fair game, by Noory likers/ dislikers. He of course takes (as you do) the default assumption (assumption as we know is the mother of all fuck ups) that because he's referred to as a hypocrite that the referrers  are GN's best friends. I'm not. But I don't hate him either, never met the guy as haven't 99.9999% on here who claim to 'hate' him. You don't think an entire thread dedicated to how crap GN is perceived isn't harassment either? Does GN think so too? Have you asked him?

When anyone makes any kind of public announcement be it video or audio, that is freely given to the public domain, as Falkie has done, it's open to critique.

That's before we explore the content. He has made numerous disparaging remarks about Noory; Does he deserve them? Objectively? He then expends his hypocrisy by buying Noory's books in order to make a video to say how crap they are! He then (and this had me open mouthed) buys two so Noory might sign one! He then wants to interview or be interviewed by Noory! Hello?

"I think you're an asshole and said as much George, in every way, but can we now call it quits, because I now want my 15 minutes of fame on the back of you?".

If you can't see the very basic (and it is very basic) landscape of rank hypocrisy, mixed in with bizarre sycophancy towards Noory in Falkies MO, you're either deliberately hypocritical yourself, or willfully stupid.

I'm on your list eh? I suggest YOU choose your friends more carefully. You know what happens when you point the finger don't you? You have three pointing straight back at you.

[BobGrau]

You know something? That pisses me off. Let's start at the beginning shall we? Let's establish a few relevant details. Pig isn't my friend; I disagree with him and he with me on numerous occasions. I'm nobodies yes man. We have that straight?

Secondly. Falkie isn't as 'innocent' as you make out. Again the facts shall we? He's made videos to deliberately disparage George Noory, agreed?  I have no love or hate for GN, or indeed any other radio presenter. I admire quite a few, GN wouldn't be on that list. However I get pissed at hypocrisy, and your mate Falkie is such a hypocrite.

He has the temerity (and I still find it amazing) to complain that he's seen now as fair game, by Noory likers/ dislikers. He of course takes (as you do) the default assumption (assumption as we know is the mother of all fuck ups) that because he's referred to as a hypocrite that the referrers  are GN's best friends. I'm not. But I don't hate him either, never met the guy as haven't 99.9999% on here who claim to 'hate' him. You don't think an entire thread dedicated to how crap GN is perceived isn't harassment either? Does GN think so too? Have you asked him?

When anyone makes any kind of public announcement be it video or audio, that is freely given to the public domain, as Falkie has done, it's open to critique.

That's before we explore the content. He has made numerous disparaging remarks about Noory; Does he deserve them? Objectively? He then expends his hypocrisy by buying Noory's books in order to make a video to say how crap they are! He then (and this had me open mouthed) buys two so Noory might sign one! He then wants to interview or be interviewed by Noory! Hello?

"I think you're an asshole and said as much George, in every way, but can we now call it quits, because I now want my 15 minutes of fame on the back of you?".

If you can't see the very basic (and it is very basic) landscape of rank hypocrisy, mixed in with bizarre sycophancy towards Noory in Falkies MO, you're either deliberately hypocritical yourself, or willfully stupid.

I'm on your list eh? I suggest YOU choose your friends more carefully. You know what happens when you point the finger don't you? You have three pointing straight back at you.

"Easy Like Sunday Morning" - Lionel Richie with Westlife

[Yorkshire pud]

"Easy Like Sunday Morning" - Lionel Richie with Westlife[/url]

Westlife? All fine women in their own way. 

[ziznak]

endless entertainment

It's fucking cold
"and I'm about to put on some pants...."

best video yet... his explanation about the erections from pants... omg... you can't make this shit up

[Mind Flayer Monk]

"and I'm about to put on some pants...."

best video yet... his explanation about the erections from pants... omg... you can't make this shit up

This guy is a mad genius worthy of some Jack Kerouac novel. Casio makes the Dali Llama seem like a pretentious prick.

[BobGrau]

endless entertainment

"and I'm about to put on some pants...."

best video yet... his explanation about the erections from pants... omg... you can't make this shit up

I've always tried to avoid watching casio vids in the past... now I know why.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Pig isn't my friend; I disagree with him

[Yorkshire pud]

ROFL!!!! Beers?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

El Bart; You're a boring fart now.

I hear ya, man.  I've seen that clip from Deliverance so many times now that I can hardly beat off to it anymore.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

ROFL!!!! Beers?

Sure.  C'mon over.

[steelbot]

endless entertainment

It's fucking cold
"and I'm about to put on some pants...."

best video yet... his explanation about the erections from pants... omg... you can't make this shit up

i'm sorry but the casioson/asian head hair combing experience (it's a two/three parter) is quite frankly the most disturbing thing i've seen yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBQFZ9CqFn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s316RmOiz2A

[steelbot]

i'm sorry but the casioson/asian head hair combing experience (it's a two/three parter) is quite frankly the most disturbing thing i've seen yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wjtoni9Ks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s316RmOiz2A

forgot part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wjtoni9Ks

[ziznak]

the mouth snarl is def creepy

[Nova]

Didn't expect to wake up today to see anybody making out with a mannequin head.  Amused and scared at the same time.   

[eeieeyeoh]

Justin BieberWhy is this little punk kid so famous?
i want to come his fucking hair.

Is this a Donny Osmond look-alike thread?

[jazmunda]

Didn't expect to wake up today to see anybody making out with a mannequin head.  Amused and scared at the same time.

Was that wrong of me?

[Nova]

Was that wrong of me?

Not at all, just took me by surprise.   A memo sent out in advance would be a good idea for these things.

[jazmunda]

Not at all, just took me by surprise.   A memo sent out in advance would be a good idea for these things.

Growing up I was told to practice kissing using a mannequin rather than my sister. Who da thunk that?

[UnscreenedCaller]

What is the cut off point when your neighbors begin pointing at your Christmas lights because they're still up? Is Santa on the roof in July grounds for derision?

[jazmunda]

What is the cut off point when your neighbors begin pointing at your Christmas lights because they're still up? Is Santa on the roof in July grounds for derision?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_July

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Justin BieberWhy is this little punk kid so famous?
i want to come his fucking hair.

You guys are gonna like this.  It's like listening to a teabagger talk about Rand Paul or Sarah Palin.


Lie Witness News - Justin Bieber Concert

[UnscreenedCaller]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_July

Thank you jaz. On the mark, as always. I should probs leave the tree up, too... Yes, this can work. It can lead to the Trifecta of holiday decorations later in the year: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Only the truly dedicated should attempt that.