Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

JANUARY 15--A naked woman wearing a pair of angel wings was arrested early yesterday after police spotted her walking on an Arkansas street.

Seraphim, is there anything you'd like to tell us?

[jazmunda]

Seraphim, is there anything you'd like to tell us?

Pics or it didn't happen!

[jazmunda]

Chine, something weird is going on with your personal messages. Look into that. 

+1

Chine you occasionally send me nice PMs and when I try to reply it says you have blocked Private Messages. What's up with that? It's not like I'm sending cock pics or anything.

I save them all for bateman anyway. He can't get enough of them. I don't get it. Once you've seen one right?

[eddie dean]

Pics or it didn't happen!

+1

[Heather Wade]

George Carlin was right. Flamethrowers are fucking awesome.

He was right about so many things.  I'm going to put on It's Bad For Ya and get bombed; I made it through the day, & made some money too, dammit!

Seraphim, is there anything you'd like to tell us?

Lmao.

[eddie dean]

And I'm a charter member of the Idiot on a Regular Basis Club. 

If the idiots' club needs a mascot, I have a clown wig, big red nose and giant floppy shoes I can wear.   The next meeting is at my house. I've got cupcakes and Hawaiian Punch!

[eeieeyeoh]

If the idiots' club needs a mascot, I have a clown wig, big red nose and giant floppy shoes I can wear.   The next meeting is at my house. I've got cupcakes and Hawaiian Punch!

No need for an act. I just tried to communicate (ham) it up about stupid things on anyone's mind in a benign way. Maybe I missed the point of a thread so long. I don't know.

A mascot seems best as: 

[onan]

Hahahaha, this guy rules

Gotta love Fargo:

West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist

Bill Burns on June 14, 2012 - 1:46 pm in Local, News
West Fargo, ND â€" One small Asian man is causing quite the ruckus in our growing city of West Fargo, North Dakota and people have started to call the police.

The West Fargo Police Department have stated that they are looking for a nude man who has been showing up all over town.  Several people have called the police department in the last couple months about the nudist running through fields, random backyards, and in one instance, going down slides at random city parks.  Ouch.  That has to hurt.

Officers have had absolutely no luck finding him and have no idea who this man is.  He is simply too elusive.  I would like to name him “The Asian Nudist Ninja” if that is ok?

Police will continue to look for this individual but would like to state that since Asians have such small penises, it is very hard to arrest The Asian Nudist Ninja with indecent exposure because he technically isn’t “exposing” anything.

Please keep an eye out.  If you see a nude man running wildly through your back yard, jumping fences like a gazelle, you are asked to please call the West Fargo Police Department.

[jazmunda]

Not sure what is stranger. The fact that this guy is in a committed, sexual relationship with his car or that it is a gay relationship. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


http://youtu.be/4QBjj_Czs0A

[FallenSeraph]

Seraphim, is there anything you'd like to tell us?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not me, baby. I put a lot of work (and money) (and silicone) into this body. If I ran down the street naked wearing just angel wings, people would scream, "AMEN, THERE IS A GOD!" and nobody would call the police.

Just kidding. Kind of.

I'm working on being more positive about myself.

Here's the mugshot of that lady:

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Typical Arkansas.

[Heather Wade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not me, baby. I put a lot of work (and money) (and silicone) into this body. If I ran down the street naked wearing just angel wings, people would scream, "AMEN, THERE IS A GOD!" and nobody would call the police.

Just kidding. Kind of.

I'm working on being more positive about myself.

Here's the mugshot of that lady:

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Typical Arkansas.

Ah, but I love when people crazier than me are in the news.  Bless that lady, she made my day.   

[wr250]

bacon. oh wait that always on my mind. in this case ilovebacon.com



and

[b_dubb]

Not sure what is stranger. The fact that this guy is in a committed, sexual relationship with his car or that it is a gay relationship. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


http://youtu.be/4QBjj_Czs0A

I'm horrified by this.  It's just a fucking Malibu man! You can do better!  Hold out for a Lumina at least!  SHEEESH!

[ItsOver]

"...Officers have had absolutely no luck finding him and have no idea who this man is.  He is simply too elusive.  I would like to name him “The Asian Nudist Ninja” if that is ok?"

That guy sure gets around.

[Treading Water]

bacon. oh wait that always on my mind. in this case ilovebacon.com



and

So, are those young ladies going to be frying the bacon in their new chef outfits??
And what are there stains on the chairs??

:

[Chine]

So, are those young ladies going to be frying the bacon in their new chef outfits??
And what are there stains on the chairs??

:

'stains on the chains'

Ahahahaha. Oh...so tempted to run with that. I'll be good.

But bacon is used in everything now. Hell, there's an installation artist in Miami sculpting with it.

Bacon Bondage...think of the possibilities.

[Heather Wade]

http://chongqing.craigslist.com.cn/search/rea?query=+

Holy shit, they're selling America to China.  They really are.   

[zeebo]

What's the deal with words that only seem to go with other words?  e.g. ...

diametrically opposed ... can you ever be diametrically anything else?
unrequited love ... can you have an unrequited hate?
abject failure ... can you have an abject success?
to and fro ... you can go to some where, you can go to and fro, but you can't just go fro, can you?
flotsam and jetsam ... I think I've heard of flotsam by itself, but who ever speaks solely about jetsam?

[wr250]

What's the deal with words that only seem to go with other words?  e.g. ...

diametrically opposed ... can you ever be diametrically anything else?
unrequited love ... can you have an unrequited hate?
abject failure ... can you have an abject success?
to and fro ... you can go to some where, you can go to and fro, but you can't just go fro, can you?
flotsam and jetsam ... I think I've heard of flotsam by itself, but who ever speaks solely about jetsam?

yes you can fro ...

[aldousburbank]

Paging Richard See Toadgland
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/did-a-martian-throw-a-rock-at-a-mars-opportunity-rover-1503335556/@barrett

[aldousburbank]

Previously, I never really drank, especially wine. But now...

[gbneely]

As far as whiskey goes, I lean heavily in the bourbon direction. Favorites include: Four Roses Small Batch, Woodford Reserve, Buffalo Trace, Elijah Craig 12, Michters 10, Widow Jane & Booker's (but water it down, Christ almighty it's strong).

Just tried the Four Roses Small Batch. I'll definitely keep it on hand as a special occasion pour. The Buffalo Trace has replaced the Maker's Mark as my favorite "daily" drinker American whiskey. Again, thanks for the suggestions.

[onan]

I heard Jim Beam is no longer an american whiskey. just keeps getting better.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I heard Jim Beam is no longer an american whiskey. just keeps getting better.

Its owned by Japanese beverage maker Suntory now. Suntory makes a pretty nice set of Japanese whiskeys themselves under their home brand.

[onan]

Its owned by Japanese beverage maker Suntory now. Suntory makes a pretty nice set of Japanese whiskeys themselves under their home brand.

They're probably using that nuclear water.

[gbneely]

I heard Jim Beam is no longer an american whiskey. just keeps getting better.

Beam Inc., who makes both Jim Beam and Maker's Mark, was bought out by Suntory.

[gbneely]

They're probably using that nuclear water.

That would explain my hair falling out.

[aldousburbank]

That would explain my hair falling out.

Try rubbing turmeric on stuff. 

[zeebo]

Try rubbing turmeric on stuff.

I rubbed some on my curry and that worked out great.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I rubbed some on my curry and that worked out great.

I had no tumeric, so I rubbed my junk and that worked out great.