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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 04:29:31 PM
Beiber's Prison Name: Justine Beiber.

I doubt he'll go to prison; not this time. He can afford a very expensive lawyer, and might settle for being extradited back to Canada, and never to show his face in the USA again. How lucky is that for the Americans?
Won't stop him being an immature tosser though, with an equally immature wanker for a father.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 04:30:34 PM




Jeeeze, Jaz, I'm sorry mate, but you're dumped.. You weren't that hot a bitch anyway...sorry...


bateman

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 04:30:34 PM



Hmmm, have they ever been seen in the same place at the same time? Food for thought...






jazmunda

Brilliant. Clip on tie.

Falkie take note. This is how you do a youtube video!



aldousburbank

Quote from: bateman on January 23, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
Goddamnit, I want an ocelot.


http://youtu.be/bgESYBNesGU
Was very lucky to see one while varmint calling once in S AZ. I've got another weird cat story- saw an African Serval also in AZ. Ask me sometime.



analog kid

Quote from: eddie dean on January 23, 2014, 07:53:53 PM
This guy is hilarious!!
My favorite part is the flying spittle!

Wish I could rant like that.


jazmunda

Quote from: steelbot on January 23, 2014, 08:48:32 PM
Justin Cyduss and Miley Beavers

Miley Beavers has to already be taken as a porn/stripper name. Has to.

aldousburbank

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 08:49:55 PM
Miley Beavers has to already be taken as a porn/stripper name. Has to.
Jaz Bieber
Miley Munda

jazmunda

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 23, 2014, 08:58:21 PM
Jaz Bieber

I'm so changing my name to this when my lifesize Justin Bieber blow up doll finally arrives in the mail.



bateman are you finished with it yet? Did you clean it before you sent it?

bateman

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 09:08:19 PM
I'm so changing my name to this when my lifesize Justin Bieber blow up doll finally arrives in the mail.



bateman are you finished with it yet? Did you clean it before you sent it?

Yeah, I wasn't impressed. With the lights off, it's no different than my Joe Jonas one. You can have it.


jazmunda

Quote from: bateman on January 23, 2014, 11:56:32 PM
Huffington Post with the hard hitting news.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/deer-farts-on-camera_n_4653026.html

My 5 year old daughter has watched it 16 times and is pissing herself laughing.

Thanks for the link. I'm dad of the year in her eyes now.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: jazmunda on January 23, 2014, 09:08:19 PM

bateman are you finished with it yet? Did you clean it before you sent it?

He'll send it back when the nose starts running.



eeieeyeoh

Quote from: bateman on January 23, 2014, 11:56:32 PM
Huffington Post with the hard hitting news.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/deer-farts-on-camera_n_4653026.html

At least the Huffington Post could have mentioned how much energy was wasted and contributed to the "greenhouse" effect. They burn and actually reduce any possible smell to nothing in doing so unless the pants are pulled down and the blue flame burns all the hair off which smells worse than the worst one. I wonder if NASA has an energy efficiency of the ISS report including them.



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