Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

http://cjonline.com/news/2014-01-22/court-marotta-father-not-merely-sperm-donor

WTF?

[Yorkshire pud]

It would be so much better if I could monetize this evil empire I am creating. At the very least I need to grow one of those long mustaches so that I can twirl it with my fingers. I'm still working on an evil laugh but it takes practice. I haven't yet decided on whether I want a fluffy or hairless cat. Piranha pool is being installed on Thursday.

Something for the weekend sir? Aussie Bastard, not thinking of the pussy. Healed or not.

[jazmunda]

http://cjonline.com/news/2014-01-22/court-marotta-father-not-merely-sperm-donor

WTF?

Remind me not to ejaculate into a plastic cup the next time I'm in Kansas.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

It would be so much better if I could monetize this evil empire I am creating. At the very least I need to grow one of those long mustaches so that I can twirl it with my fingers. I'm still working on an evil laugh but it takes practice. I haven't yet decided on whether I want a fluffy or hairless cat. Piranha pool is being installed on Thursday.

How to: Be a Supervillain or an Evil Genius (Tutorial)


Slim Moon - Legion of Doom

[bateman]

Remind me not to ejaculate into a plastic cup the next time I'm in Kansas.

There go your vacation plans.

[jazmunda]

There go your vacation plans.

I said plastic cups. Nothing wrong with paper cups.

[ItsOver]

There go your vacation plans.

Hahaha. What else is there to do in Kansas?  There's tornadoes but I'd be peeing my pants with those.  No cup required.

[jazmunda]

An Aussie in America having a dispute with his neighbour (yes neighbour is the correct spelling of your neighbor).

[onan]

Good one Jaz. thanks

[aldousburbank]

Are we talking War on Drugs, or...

I hope so. For the safety of the Indonesian people of course. That way nobody gets hurt. A golden opportunity to showcase our anti-drug artillery, obliviating the evil substances but leaving Indonesian minds and bodies intact, opening a new market to American Pharma. Who said war has to be a bummer?

[wr250]

The Post-Food Man: Drink Soylent, and You May Never Have to Eat Again
You know what's an irreversible waste of time, money and effort? Eating food you take pleasure in eating. I mean, wouldn't you rather just ingest a tasteless form of sustenance for the rest of your life and never have to go through that tedious rigmarole of opening and eating a pre-made sandwich or enjoying a huge hungover fry-up ever again? Rob Rhinehart â€" a 24-year-old software engineer from Atlanta and, presumably, an impossibly busy man â€" thinks so.

Rob found himself resenting the inordinate amount time it takes to fry an egg in the morning and decided something had to be done. Simplifying food as "nutrients required by the body to function" (which sounds totally bulimic, I know, but I promise it's not), Rob has come up with an odourless, beige cocktail that he calls Soylent.

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/drink-soylent-and-youll-never-have-to-eat-again

[Ms. C]

Praying for some police brutality.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-house-raided-cops-egg-throwing-incident-article-1.1579060#ixzz2qOULTadZ

Okay haters ... here you go -- finally happened (and its a good thing; his entitled butt needs to spend some time behind bars!)

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-dui-drunk-driving-miami-beach-drag-racing/

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[aldousburbank]

Chicken blood covered mask seized at border.


http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/police-beat/article_c6e697cd-ff03-587c-b91d-c9378b0efc2a.html

[Yorkshire pud]

Okay haters ... here you go -- finally happened (and its a good thing; his entitled butt needs to spend some time behind bars!)

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-dui-drunk-driving-miami-beach-drag-racing/

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Too much too young; Arrogant little rich kid is only going one way. I just wish he'd stand by his statements of retirement. He'll still be there though. However, he's on your side of the pond, and not here.

[FallenSeraph]

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-dui-drunk-driving-miami-beach-drag-racing/

Look at this asshole's mugshot. I hope they pound him up the ass in there.

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©TMZ

Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI Drag Racing and Resisting Arrest

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI early Thursday morning and it wasn't pretty -- cops say Justin was wasted and resisted arrest and cussed the cop out, dropping multiple F  bombs ... TMZ has learned.

Justin posed for a smiley mug shot moments after the arrest -- while sporting what appears to be a jail-issued orange jumpsuit.

Law enforcement tells us ... Bieber was busted in Miami Beach and it didn't end with DUI ... he was also busted for resisting arrest without violence, drag racing and driving on an expired license.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... they believe Justin was under the influence of both drugs and alcohol.

In fact, officials held a news conference and said, "[Justin] made statements he had consumed some alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication."

[Yorkshire pud]

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI early Thursday morning and it wasn't pretty -- cops say Justin was wasted and resisted arrest and cussed the cop out, dropping multiple F  bombs ... TMZ has learned.

Justin posed for a smiley mug shot moments after the arrest -- while sporting what appears to be a jail-issued orange jumpsuit.

Law enforcement tells us ... Bieber was busted in Miami Beach and it didn't end with DUI ... he was also busted for resisting arrest without violence, drag racing and driving on an expired license.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... they believe Justin was under the influence of both drugs and alcohol.

In fact, officials held a news conference and said, "[Justin] made statements he had consumed some alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication."

Is anyone really surprised? Seriously? TMZ can't say swearing. F bomb is sooo this year. Fuck em. Not sure about being raped; Might be more effective to show him videos of the broken bodies cut from wrecks with familes killed by drunk drivers..then introduce him the surviving relatives of those families, and see if it's such a laugh then.

[analog kid]

Drag racing drunk around a crowd, then gives that mugshot. Jesus.


Hollywood Babble-On: Justin Bieber Jingle

[PB the Deplorable]

Does the cop who shot that guy in the theater have a cellmate?

[HorrorRetro]

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-arrested-dui-drunk-driving-miami-beach-drag-racing/

Look at this asshole's mugshot. I hope they pound him up the ass in there.

I'm sure he'll be under all sorts of protective custody, if he hasn't already been released.  Little bastards like him rarely get what's coming to them. It's just a matter of time before he kills someone.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm sure he'll be under all sorts of protective custody, if he hasn't already been released.  Little bastards like him rarely get what's coming to them. It's just a matter of time before he kills someone.

Yep: He'll go into 'rehab', have a TV chat show interview with Oprah, spill out his 'regrets' probably cry, and have all his pre-pubescent fans wetting their knickers because he's 'keeping it real'. Been happening for years, he's just the latest.

[ItsOver]

The little clown will just see it as another "promo event."  Something to keep him in the news, along with the Kardashian Klan.  Hey, look, we're talking about this little waste of time aren't we? 

[MV/Liberace!]

the top story on google news:  justin bieber arrested.


glad to know our news focuses on the important stuff.

[ItsOver]

the top story on google news:  justin bieber arrested.


glad to know our news focuses on the important stuff.

Yes, Google news, telling the World what it wants to know.  :

[UnscreenedCaller]

the top story on google news:  justin bieber arrested.


glad to know our news focuses on the important stuff.

Goddamnit, and just after I was reeling from the news the Captain and Tenneille broke up after 39 years! Christ, we're going to hell in a handbasket.

[bateman]

Yep: He'll go into 'rehab', have a TV chat show interview with Oprah, spill out his 'regrets' probably cry, and have all his pre-pubescent fans wetting their knickers because he's 'keeping it real'. Been happening for years, he's just the latest.

Lindsay Lohan alone has done this about 10 times.

[FightTheFuture]

the top story on google news:  justin bieber arrested.


glad to know our news focuses on the important stuff.

I have a feeling its not going to end well for this young man. HOPEFULLY, this will be a wake up call for him.

Where in the HELL is this boy's family?

[bateman]

I have a feeling its not going to end well for this young man. HOPEFULLY, this will be a wake up call for him.

Where in the HELL is this boy's family?

Justin Bieber's father helped facilitate the insanely stupid moves of his son that landed him in jail ... TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us ... 38-year-old Jeremy Bieber was not only present when Justin was arrested early Thursday morning ... he was one of the people who helped block off the residential street so his son could drag race.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/23/justin-bieber-dad-jeremy-bieber-dui-arrest-father/

[jazmunda]

The Internet Reacts to Justin Beiber's Arrest

[Yorkshire pud]

The Internet Reacts to Justin Beiber's Arrest

And that's just the first day....

[jazmunda]

And that's just the first day....

Beiber's Prison Name: Justine Beiber.