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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

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wr250

#6510
January 14, 2014, 10:01:44 AM
waiting for new art
making parodies
stuck with noory and wells

maureen

#6511
January 14, 2014, 11:29:14 AM
my sincerest congratulations to the ex-Mrs. Noory!!!

Treading Water

#6513
January 14, 2014, 11:35:06 AM
Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 13, 2014, 11:33:38 PM
I was bracing myself for the rats carrying the parrot down the hall and out the door or something. Whew.

OMG, that was my first thought, too.  hahahaha.  I almost didn't read it through 'cause I didn't want to know it really happened...

I poked a big black snake with a stick once.  He was in my yard and I thought it would make him move away.
He just grabbed the stick and snatched it OUT OF MY HAND!!!!     
Now I'm the one who moves away.  I walk slowly and carefully but as quickly as I can. 
:o

ItsOver

#6514
January 14, 2014, 12:01:03 PM
I used to live a stone's throw from a creek.  One day I was walking down the sidewalk, not really looking much at the sidewalk ahead.  Big mistake.  I got to a couple feet away from a BIG water moccasin lounging on the sidewalk.  Fortunately, I stepped aside and went around, just in time.  Put that smart phone away and ALWAYS look where you are going. 

Juan

#6519
January 14, 2014, 02:05:27 PM
It's interesting how the cops always throw down the drugs in plain view.

b_dubb

#6520
January 14, 2014, 02:08:14 PM
You have to be fucking kidding me?! Those rich fuckers must pay a lot of tax to get a response like that out of their local PD.  Pathetic.  Go fight some real crime.  Ok.  Beiber's music pretty shitty. Maybe some good will come out of this if he's kept out of the studio for a while.

nbirnes

#6521
January 14, 2014, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: Chine on January 13, 2014, 07:38:39 PM

One night, I wake at 3 am to get a glass of water in the kitchen. It's dark and I see large figures (like standard dachshunds). When I move down the hall, I realize they are fucking large rats!!!


And then in another thread -- a big black snake that takes a stick right out of your hand! And chases you with it!

These are the times that try (wo)men's souls.

Yorkshire pud

#6522
January 14, 2014, 02:15:51 PM
Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 14, 2014, 01:20:03 PM
They sent 11 police cars to his house. Wow. Something big must be going on in government. "Distract them with a Bieber incident."


Nothing as sinister as that; They're autograph hunting for their kids.

Tarbaby

#6523
January 14, 2014, 02:31:40 PM
Quote from: Chine on January 13, 2014, 07:38:39 PM

…It's dark and I see large figures (like standard dachshunds). When I move down the hall, I realize they are fucking large rats!!!
Dachshunds were fucking rats? Sorry, couldn't resist. It was a great story.

b_dubb

#6524
January 14, 2014, 02:38:31 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 14, 2014, 02:15:51 PM

Nothing as sinister as that; They're autograph hunting for their kids.
Ahhh they're pulling a David Paulides! Fascinating!

coaster

#6527
January 14, 2014, 09:52:57 PM
Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 09:17:51 PM
Wow.

http://disinfo.com/2014/01/worlds-filthiest-man-smokes-feces-hasnt-bathed-60-years/
I bet that man's immune system is a battle ground. It  would probably kill AIDS. I can understand skipping a shower, but why would you smoke shit?
He needs his own reality show on the history channel...

bateman

#6529
January 14, 2014, 10:05:06 PM
Quote from: coaster on January 14, 2014, 09:52:57 PM
I bet that man's immune system is a battle ground. It  would probably kill AIDS. I can understand skipping a shower, but why would you smoke shit?
He needs his own reality show on the history channel...

Guy makes Duck Dynasty look like a bunch of metrosexuals.

Mels-hole1984

#6531
January 14, 2014, 10:31:33 PM
Bellgab...Still a better love story than Twilight.

Agent : Orange

#6532
January 14, 2014, 10:38:31 PM
I mean, really now come on. There are plenty of better ways to get buzzed with dook than smoke it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

"Ttongsul, or feces wine, is a Korean traditional medicinal preparation made from feces, particularly that of humans."

"The more time-consuming involves submerging a bamboo stick in a chamber-pot which contains feces and alcohol. It is left there for several months as it ferments, and the ttongsul is extracted from the bamboo. A more rapid method, which may produce less favorable results, simply involves mixing alcohol and feces directly for several days."

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/13/rocketnews24-taste-test-korean-feces-wine/

Tally-ho then chaps

bateman

#6534
January 14, 2014, 10:49:23 PM
Quote from: Agent : Orange on January 14, 2014, 10:38:31 PM
I mean, really now come on. There are plenty of better ways to get buzzed with dook than smoke it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

"Ttongsul, or feces wine, is a Korean traditional medicinal preparation made from feces, particularly that of humans."

"The more time-consuming involves submerging a bamboo stick in a chamber-pot which contains feces and alcohol. It is left there for several months as it ferments, and the ttongsul is extracted from the bamboo. A more rapid method, which may produce less favorable results, simply involves mixing alcohol and feces directly for several days."

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/13/rocketnews24-taste-test-korean-feces-wine/

Tally-ho then chaps

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