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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

Ciardelo

It's very strange to find myself the voice of reason on a forum dedicated to a dead, philandering radio host.


SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 12:39:31 PM
Mood swing much Mixie?

Didn't you say you have a wife? Love is really difficult sometimes. You have to go through hard times and good.

whoozit

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 12:41:27 PM
It's very strange to find myself the voice of reason on a forum dedicated to a dead, philandering radio host.
Is that what BellGab is?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 12:41:27 PM
It's very strange to find myself the voice of reason on a forum dedicated to a dead, philandering radio host.

This is exactly why we needed you back here. ;)

ItsOver

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 09, 2020, 12:41:27 PM
It's very strange to find myself the voice of reason on a forum dedicated to a dead, philandering radio host.
It’s a thankless job but we can’t all be posting bald guy and cat lady selfies.

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 09, 2020, 12:31:01 PM
Mr. Dildo, I don't think you quite realize the level of hot the Hungarian is blessed with.

QuoteThe name's Dildo. Crisco Dildo."


It's not as hot as "Nero Blaze," but "Crisco Dildo" is a pretty hot moniker, and insofar as quasi-veiled insults go.

Grapefruit: do you remember when you asked me about what I meant by what "quasi" meant? That, and it's a little bit like being quasi-pregnant.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 09, 2020, 10:50:02 AM
I know what you are against CIA, but what are you for!?

The debrief continues.

Silphion

If you hallucinate long enough, all the characters of BellGab are wandering through this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjZCmJwtCLE



Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on December 09, 2020, 10:46:40 PM
Raise the dragon, and you will suffer with the carnage.

That n***** was getting up before I even got here, my lovelies. I kinda think I'm here as clean-up referee.

I never asked for these monkeys. I never bought a ticket to this circus. But 10,000 monkeys with 10,000 marbles can't be wrong to be looking for at least just one slingshot.

What, me carnage?

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on December 09, 2020, 10:50:58 PM
That n***** was getting up before I even got here, my lovelies. I kinda think I'm here as clean-up referee.

I never asked for these monkeys. I never bought a ticket to this circus. But 10,000 monkeys with 10,000 marbles can't be wrong to be looking for at least just one slingshot.

What, me carnage?

A myriad of simians flinging excrement.

Good luck with that!


WOTR

Where the hell did Mele Kalimaka come from?

I was a little surprised to hear that it was a "direct" translation of "Merry Christmas."*

    Christmas
    In Hawaiian, two consonants can not be next to each other
    Carisimas
    C is not a letter in Hawaiian
    Karisimas
    Every consonant must be followed by a vowel in Hawaiian
    Karisimasa
    R is not a letter in Hawaiian
    Kalisimasa
    S is not a letter in Hawaiian
    Kalikimaka

*With thanks to wikipedia.

**And youtube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI






Guy think he has solved one of the Zodiac's ciphers. Not exactly crisp but interesting:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1oQLPRE21o

whoozit

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2020, 07:21:06 AM
Guy think he has solved one of the Zodiac's ciphers. Not exactly crisp but interesting:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1oQLPRE21o
I think Stellar needs to lend a hand.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 11, 2020, 07:21:06 AM
Guy think he has solved one of the Zodiac's ciphers. Not exactly crisp but interesting:

Quote from: whoozit on December 11, 2020, 08:20:20 AM
I think Stellar needs to lend a hand.

I hesitate to bring this up, but has anybody noticed the similarity between Zodiac's symbol and Jackstar's Quincunx?

HOTFIX: Never speak of this again.



SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: WOTR on December 10, 2020, 12:45:37 AM
Where the hell did Mele Kalimaka come from?

I was a little surprised to hear that it was a "direct" translation of "Merry Christmas."*

    Christmas
    In Hawaiian, two consonants can not be next to each other
    Carisimas
    C is not a letter in Hawaiian
    Karisimas
    Every consonant must be followed by a vowel in Hawaiian
    Karisimasa
    R is not a letter in Hawaiian
    Kalisimasa
    S is not a letter in Hawaiian
    Kalikimaka

*With thanks to wikipedia.

**And youtube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI



This wins the internet for me this week. TYVM :)


Ciardelo

Jackstar, Jessica is going to need you to intervene with the Secret Service.

No, not that Secret Service, the other one,

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 12, 2020, 01:48:38 AM
Jackstar, Jessica is going to need you to intervene with the Secret Service.

No, not that Secret Service, the other one,

I'm benched on medical leave--you'll have to get the next one assigned to you out of the hopper.

Company policy.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Jackstar on December 12, 2020, 01:49:59 AM
I'm benched on medical leave--you'll have to get the next one assigned to you out of the hopper.

Company policy.

This is a fine kettle of fish. Corinne isn't taking phone calls, just texts or video links. Some women from Beverly Hills got involved.

It's case #20176166

Ciardelo

Oh thank God. Corinne has the Unicorn Phone and is taking calls.

Ciardelo

Oh man, don't ever give MAGA Fight Club shit. Somebody needs to let Justin know that.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 12, 2020, 01:57:23 AM
This is a fine kettle of fish. Corinne isn't taking phone calls, just texts or video links. Some women from Beverly Hills got involved.

It's case #20176166

SHE DINDU NUFFIN! SHE A GOO GIRL! #FUPA


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