Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Camazotz Automat]

IJ JV 

How does he get the urine stains out of the crotch area? I've tried he's tried everything to no avail.

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[Tarbaby]

On a slightly different tack; I have a friend (yes really), and he has a hot date. He wants's to impress her, and so is going to wear his linen suit. He does however have a problem; How does he get the urine stains out of the crotch area? I've tried he's tried everything to no avail.


Secondly, please stop serving fish heads as a main course at your dinner parties, no-one liked them.

easy solution, soak the entire suit in urine. Then the crotch area won't be especially noticeable.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

easy solution, soak the entire suit in urine. Then the crotch area won't be especially noticeable.

If your going to use Hints from Heloise, you really should attribute them to her.  It's the decent thing to do.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Actually I think I'd just dust off the white polyester leisure suit and wear that instead.

It's not Labour Day yet, after all.

[Tarbaby]

Actually I think I'd just dust off the white polyester leisure suit and wear that instead.

It's not Labour Day yet, after all.

yeah, but that's the suit with the skid marks in the back!

[Yorkshire pud]

Actually I think I'd just dust off the white polyester leisure suit and wear that instead.

It's not Labour Day yet, after all.

I, I mean he can't wear that suit where they're going because it will glow in the UV light. Not a good look.

[wr250]

Actually I think I'd just dust off the white polyester leisure suit and wear that instead.

It's not Labour Day yet, after all.

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[Yorkshire pud]

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Reported.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

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That picture's obviously a fake, because there are no pee stains on his pants.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That picture's obviously a fake, because there are no pee stains on his pants.

Please, no one fix it.  I'm happiest living the no-pee, no-sweat stain fantasy.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Please, no one fix it.  I'm happiest living the no-pee, no-sweat stain fantasy.

We'd all like to live in that fantasy, but the world is a harsh and cruel place, my friend, and wishing won't make it otherwise.

[Yorkshire pud]

We'd all like to live in that fantasy, but the world is a harsh and cruel place, my friend, and wishing won't make it otherwise.

That philosophy will explain why you seem to think serving fish heads with raw sprouts and custard is fine dining. It's wrong. Seriously.

Perhaps some Asian sweatshop could manufacture designer pre pee stained clothing?

[onan]

That picture's obviously a fake, because there are no pee stains on his pants.

maybe on your monitor.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

maybe on your monitor.

What resolution are you using?

[onan]

What resolution are you using?

I am using a low ph filter and a yellow enhancing color scale

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I am using a low ph filter and a yellow enhancing color scale

I'm there!  Thanks!

[PB the Deplorable]

William Hung is now a married man

[jazmunda]

William Hung is now a married man

Hung's nuptials now join Beiber's rise to fame, Noory winning the C2C war, reality tv, Michael Bay movies and superfoods as one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. We just need one more for total world wide oblivion.

[b_dubb]

http://disinfo.com/2014/08/happens-vagina-broadcasted-national-tv/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+disinfo%2FoMPh+%28Disinformation%29

Somehow she was perfectly fine with having her perineum on national TV

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Hung's nuptials now join Beiber's rise to fame, Noory winning the C2C war, reality tv, Michael Bay movies and superfoods as one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. We just need one more for total world wide oblivion.

I thought Verne Troyer's sex video was one of the signs.

[analog kid]

http://disinfo.com/2014/08/happens-vagina-broadcasted-national-tv/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+disinfo%2FoMPh+%28Disinformation%29

Somehow she was perfectly fine with having her perineum on national TV

Wasn't hard to find her perineum on the tubes.

[analog kid]

I've got a prostate infection. Woohoo.

Some mornings the sickness feels like it's in every cell in your body.

[Yorkshire pud]

I've got a prostate infection. Woohoo.

Some mornings the sickness feels like it's in every cell in your body.

I'm sorry to make light of such a thing, but it's in your body.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm sorry to make light of such a thing, but it's in your body.

And surely he thanks you for reminding him.  And yes, I called you Shirley.

[Yorkshire pud]

And surely he thanks you for reminding him.  And yes, I called you Shirley.

I hate my middle name. Could be worse...Mum called you Sue, after Johnny Cash...but it's good you still laugh about it.

[jazmunda]

I thought Verne Troyer's sex video was one of the signs.

Then it's already too late.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I hate my middle name. Could be worse...Mum called you Sue, after Johnny Cash...but it's good you still laugh about it.

That's Susan to you, fella.

[analog kid]

I'm sorry to make light of such a thing, but it's in your body.

Yeah, but it's normally frequent urination and burning in the groin area, maybe back pains while it's attacking your kidneys. It seems to turn into a flu-like sickness after a lot of physical exertion. Mow the lawn, the entire next day you're sick as a dog. I have to take antibiotics for another six months and it might clear up, provided it isn't prostatitis, which could be permanent.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I had a roommate many years ago who did this with his toenail clippings just because he thought it was hilarious for some reason.  He was a hemophiliac who died in the early eighties, one of the first people to get AIDS from a blood transfusion, and I've often wondered what his family thought when they found his jar.  The worst part is that it actually wasn't the most disgusting thing they would have found.  He was a unique piece of work, and I'll leave it at that.

http://www.scoopla.com/trending-now/blog/2014/8/man-has-been-collecting-all-his-nail-clippings-in-a-jar-since-1978/

[onan]

I had a roommate many years ago who did this with his toenail clippings just because he thought it was hilarious for some reason.  He was a hemophiliac who died in the early eighties, one of the first people to get AIDS from a blood transfusion, and I've often wondered what his family thought when they found his jar.  The worst part is that it actually wasn't the most disgusting thing they would have found.  He was a unique piece of work, and I'll leave it at that.

http://www.scoopla.com/trending-now/blog/2014/8/man-has-been-collecting-all-his-nail-clippings-in-a-jar-since-1978/