Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I've banned the internet. Didn't you get the memo?

Thanks a bunch, Yorkie.  I was more than halfway through it and was on track to finish it sometime next year.  Now I'll never know how it ends.  I hope you're pleased with yourself.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The incomparable Juul Haalmeyer as Rhett Butler in a rare dramatic role.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ax9ey7P7DU

[Yorkshire pud]

Thanks a bunch, Yorkie.  I was more than halfway through it and was on track to finish it sometime next year.  Now I'll never know how it ends.  I hope you're pleased with yourself.

I'll delay it until tomorrow to give you chance to print it out...get extra toner.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'll delay it until tomorrow to give you chance to print it out...get extra toner.

Thanks!  You're a mensch!

[Yorkshire pud]

I've discovered that there's a reason masking tape at the bargain basement 'Pound shop'  for a five roll pack, is a £1 ($1.60).. It fills the bin up.

[analog kid]

99 pack.

[bateman]

[Catsmile]

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[jazmunda]

http://youtu.be/V-fL8zopddI?list=UUwmFOfFuvRPI112vR5DNnrA

[jazmunda]

I wish my dad did this type of thing with me when I was a kid instead of drinking beer all day, spending our food money at the track and leaving us at home alone every night while he frequented the local strip clubs.


http://youtu.be/34Q0BB8-2nA


http://youtu.be/PHjvySrshVI

[The General]

I wish my dad did this type of thing with me when I was a kid instead of drinking beer all day, spending our food money at the track and leaving us at home alone every night while he frequented the local strip clubs.

Well, he was Australian.
What do you expect?

[onan]

I wish my dad did this type of thing with me when I was a kid instead of drinking beer all day, spending our food money at the track and leaving us at home alone every night while he frequented the local strip clubs.

You ungrateful bastard, he was giving you time to explore horse porn. He knew your potential... appreciate it.

[Marc.Knight]

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[wr250]

http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I've often wondered how Peter Graves was told where to find the tapes he listened to at the beginning of the "Mission: Impossible"  episodes.  Did he have to get the instructions from another hidden tape first?  And if so, how would he have been told where to find that one?  Seems like it would have been much easier for his bosses to just to arrange a secret meeting in a secure location and brief him in person.

[Camazotz Automat]

IA2

Dust bunnies are, in reality, your furniture's hairballs. 

If you dissect them (similar to exploring an owl's pellet from Edmund Scientific's catalog) you will discover strange decorating choices documented in the amorphous strata of the specimen.

Next week: Sponges - and what they say about your habits and the billions of colonized bacteria voting against you.

[bateman]

[bateman]

Heh, NYC anti-littering campaign.

[bateman]

I still honestly don't know what to make of this.

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/08/sopranos-creator-david-chase-finally-reveals-if-tony-died-or-not-in-the-finale/

[b_dubb]

I still honestly don't know what to make of this.

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/08/sopranos-creator-david-chase-finally-reveals-if-tony-died-or-not-in-the-finale/

I really didn't care for that show.  It started out as an episodic version of "Analyse This" and then descended into just another mob story.  BFD.

I would have thought that they all died at the end.  Seems like they were definitely setting that up.  And who's to say Chase wasn't just fucking with the guy when he said Soprano's weren't killed.

[jazmunda]

Heh, NYC anti-littering campaign.

[jazmunda]

Where did you get a photo of my Prom date?

[bateman]

I really didn't care for that show.  It started out as an episodic version of "Analyse This" and then descended into just another mob story.  BFD.

I would have thought that they all died at the end.  Seems like they were definitely setting that up.  And who's to say Chase wasn't just fucking with the guy when he said Soprano's weren't killed.

I was thinking that too.

[wr250]

THIS IS WHAT YOUR FART LOOKS LIKE ON A AIRPORT INFRARED SECURITY CAMERA

[jazmunda]

THIS IS WHAT YOUR FART LOOKS LIKE ON A AIRPORT INFRARED SECURITY CAMERA

I believe this is a hoax but I like it nonetheless.

[Treading Water]

Wasn't quite sure where to post this.

I have two giant, huge, large, giant, huge, large, big, BIG, HUGE spider webs in my back yard.  There were three....yeah, now there are two.  Ick, oock, ach, yeach, I walked into one.  The spiders appear to be regular size.  At least the one whose web I unintentionally destroyed(he ended up crawling on my forearm - for a minute) was regular size. 

I tried to take pictures of them.  A photographer I'm not.  Anyway.  Here they are.  I can make out the death shrouds of dead insects in the center of both of them, but can't see the web itself too well.  The largest spans the entire open area between two trees.  I don't know how it's possible. I would be quite amazed if I wasn't so icked-out. 

[Treading Water]

Well, missed one.

[jazmunda]

Thank god there are nerds like this out there preserving our most treasured films.


http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY

[jazmunda]

Some of the most profound things I have ever heard.


http://youtu.be/OK34L4-qaDQ

[b_dubb]

Thank god there are nerds like this out there preserving our most treasured films.


http://youtu.be/dHfLX_TMduY

I wish Lucas cared this much about preserving the original original film.  What a fucking dick.