Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Tarbaby]

The temperature at the surface of the sun is over 10,000°F, The temperature degrees don't stop at 3:60.:-) and much higher inside the sun. Just saying.

[wr250]

BA

I received my order of personalized checks today - haven't had to order any since the Great Relocation. Looking at this fresh design, I believe it is time for a new leather checkbook cover.

My current black vinyl cover - gold-stamped with Page's ZOSO emblem - is looking more like a smeared Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.

I must locate an old world leather artisan to skillfully apply the likeness of the head of a jester on one flap, and the words Joke Book emblazoned Sgt. Pepper-styled on the other, with clouds, stars, and lightning bolts. The leather will be in a hue of orange that Hermès of Paris would be proud to call its own.

This batch of checks will last so long that one of them will be used to pay for my funeral arrangements.

(Though they do accept them, using a credit card at Cooper-Sorrell's Funeral Home in Bonham, Texas would be akin to wearing a KISS shirt to a job interview with a law firm.)

After my demise, I will leave the checkbook cover to a cop friend I've known since seventh grade. He will own it for three months before being shot to death by a meth dealer on the bad side of town six months before retirement. So it goes.

Daniel N_____ never liked to wear his vest. Perhaps he would have worn it more often, had it been as cool as my checkbook cover.

After Dan's death and courtesy of his estranged wife, the checkbook cover turns up in Kingfisher, OK at a Goodwill thrift store. It is marked at ninety-nine cents. They will agreeably charge only fifty cents to a haggler who will then sell it at auction for one hundred seventy-five dollars.

kiss- keep it simple, stupid ?

[Camazotz Automat]

IT

kiss- keep it simple, stupid ?

Smoking Firestone throughout East Texas and on up into the Ozarks via Arkansas to the tunes of Detroit Rock City and Strutter, the roustabouts with whom I knocked over liquor stores and payroll stops out of boredom, assured me it stood for Knights In Satan's Service.

The 8 track tapes would sometimes drag, rendering Paul Stanley as unto Boris Karloff introducing an episode of Thriller.

Stuckey's was my home away from home.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

IT

Smoking Firestone throughout East Texas and on up into the Ozarks via Arkansas to the tunes of Detroit Rock City and Strutter, the roustabouts with whom I knocked over liquor stores and payroll stops out of boredom, assured me it stood for Knights In Satan's Service.

The 8 track tapes would sometimes drag, rendering Paul Stanley as unto Boris Karloff introducing an episode of Thriller.

Stuckey's was my home away from home.

I miss Stuckey's. 

"I'm headed for home and I'm feelin' alright,
Cuz my sugar's gonna salt my nut log tonight."

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

Oh my.

[jazmunda]

http://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

Oh my.

Wow! Where was this loophole when I was in High School?

Time for an amendment to the bible me thinks. Can someone get me god on the phone?

[bateman]

Wow! Where was this loophole when I was in High School?

Time for an amendment to the bible me thinks. Can someone get me god on the phone?

I can get you Maryanne Rhinesmith. Best I can do.

[popple]

*Opens instructions* Says here *puts on glasses* that Satan's Doorbell comes with the capability to upload your own unique chime and you can customize the bordering exterior. The perfect stocking stuffer.

[b_dubb]

Rush hour is a money making machine for oil companies. All those people burning fuel and going nowhere.  No wonder we don't have public transit in Murica.  Or very little.

[jazmunda]

Rush hour is a money making machine for oil companies. All those people burning fuel and going nowhere.  No wonder we don't have public transit in Murica.  Or very little.

Hippy. Reported.

[b_dubb]

Hippy. Reported.

Why do you hate the children , man?

[jazmunda]

Why do you hate the children , man?

They're loud, messy and can't wipe their own bums. Do I need to go on?

[b_dubb]

They're loud, messy and can't wipe their own bums. Do I need to go on?

Just use the garden hose to hose the little a-holes a-holes clean. Problem solved.

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/1aYUrqVCodw

[jazmunda]

"Ability to keep a secret". GOLD.

[jazmunda]

Who buys hard copies of porn anymore? Just a general question for BellGabbers and not a specific one.

[jazmunda]

Anyone who uses Facebook will be aware of the Ice Bucket Challenges for ALS.

Here is a compilation of Ice Bucket Challenge Fails.


http://youtu.be/WQlvW0aFnKo

Oh and I nominate all of you guys to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. At the very least MV so we can see him in his speedos. You have 24 hours.

[b_dubb]

http://www.animatedgifhq.com/tag/tumbleweed-fire-tornado/

amazeballs

[jazmunda]

http://www.animatedgifhq.com/tag/tumbleweed-fire-tornado/

amazeballs

This just makes Sharknado more realistic. Thanks for ruining my day.

[popple]

That tornado looks mighty cozy.

[Khameleon808]

Oh and I nominate all of you guys to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. At the very least MV so we can see him in his speedos. You have 24 hours.

I am almost shocked there is no headline yet like "teen hospitalized for hypothermia from Ice Bucket Challenge" And then the ALS will have to donate money to him.

MV in speedos ?   The ice doesn't stand a chance.  Youll need like "The Dry-Ice Bucket" Challenge.   

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I miss Stuckey's. 

Looks like I was wrong about Stuckey's and exaggerated the rumors of its demise.  Sorry 'bout that.  I had no idea they still operated any roadside stores, because every one I used to see when I regularly used to traverse a big chunk of the Midwest on I-80 closed years ago.  I just figured they either went out of business or management decided the stores weren't contributing enough to be worthwhile.  Good to see they're still alive and well in the South.

There was one in the middle of Illinois I stopped at regularly.  The staff was unfailingly rude and surly and it was always dark because they were too cheap to turn many lights on, but they made terrific chocolate shakes.  So the next time you're in one, Cam, please have a shake for me.

[Tarbaby]

The next time I'm in their bathroom I will shake it twice for you! ;-)

[HorrorRetro]

Serial killer Robert Hansen finally died today. He killed at least 17, but it's thought it was many more. He'd pick up strippers and then release them in the woods and hunt them down. He and my mom worked together in a bakery. He would walk her home after their shift ended.  It just goes to show you never know who you're acquainted with.

http://www.adn.com/article/20140821/frozen-ground-serial-killer-hansen-dead

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The next time I'm in their bathroom I will shake it twice for you! ;-)

Thank you.  I've been waiting a long time for someone to make that offer.  You have no idea how much that means to me!   

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh my.

I don't know her name, but the brunette woman is in Big Bang Theory...


Is that something significant?

Big Ba...oh never mind.

[jazmunda]

Nicolas Cage as Everyone.

Once it has been seen it cannot be unseen.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/08/nicolas-cage-as-everyone/#rtp-primary-menu

[Camazotz Automat]

VA1

So the next time you're in one, Cam, please have a shake for me.

Will do. And remember kids, if you shake it more than twice, you're not in Stuckey's. You're most likely at a godless Dairy Queen creating Blizzards of questionable viscosity.

He and my mom worked together in a bakery. He would walk her home after their shift ended.  It just goes to show you never know who you're acquainted with.

I find myself unable to comment without revealing something I'd rather keep under wraps. I do, however, make a killer Pineapple Upside-Down Salted Caramel Bund(y)t cake.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

VA1

Will do. And remember kids, if you shake it more than twice, you're not in Stuckey's. You're most likely at a godless Dairy Queen creating Blizzards of questionable viscosity.

It's all about the viscosity.  That's why nothing beats getting sticky at Stuckey's.   

[Yorkshire pud]

It's all about the viscosity.  That's why nothing beats getting sticky at Stuckey's.   

On a slightly different tack; I have a friend (yes really), and he has a hot date. He wants's to impress her, and so is going to wear his linen suit. He does however have a problem; How does he get the urine stains out of the crotch area? I've tried he's tried everything to no avail.


Secondly, please stop serving fish heads as a main course at your dinner parties, no-one liked them.