Poll

Three of the five below are the correct answers, you are invited to choose one. Just remember that the odds are in your flavor, but which is the favorite oddity?

Biden/Harris (D)
2 (7.7%)
pate/K_Dubb (aye)
7 (26.9%)
pate/K_Dubb (eye)
8 (30.8%)
pate/K_Dubb (I)
5 (19.2%)
Trump/Pence (R)
4 (15.4%)

Total Members Voted: 26

Voting closed: November 23, 2020, 09:01:44 PM

Author pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"  (Read 12028 times)

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pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #930 on: January 13, 2021, 04:21:59 AM »
if this is a problem for you, I'll put in a request down to Engineering if you're really having troubles with that level of perceptual shift, it's kind of hard to tell with you sometimes but, I got you babe. However it does seem like you're just kind of making a joke. Nevertheless I put in the request twice, mostly so nobody else could come by and hammer the button, just in case.

I received the request and pushed it to analytics. They pushed it shot gun style, many of the recipients pushed it back to me asking for a signature. So, I just pushed it back to analytics, because I CAN! Heh Heh Heh! ;D Life's a real bitch! I'm thinking of running for Congress. ;)

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #931 on: January 13, 2021, 04:56:18 AM »
Also, Why are your arms so tired? Admittedly, my neck hurts, but I'm fine. I'm tired... So, good night. Cheers

There was a joke from a comedian a long time ago who used to say that he had just flown in from somewhere and boy are his arms tired. And I think he would mime flapping his arms. It was a long time ago that I heard about it, and it never really seemed all that funny to me. But reportedly people loved it.

It's not that my arms are tired, it's that my spine is damaged from a car crash. When my arms get tired they get tired in the middle of my back before they get tired on the outside, sort of. It kind of depends a great deal on what I'm tiring my arms at doing, and if I know you brought up I'm not quite sure what I mean by it either so I'm going to pay attention to it more when I say it, as I said a lot more often than I write it.

I don't know about the posies. I hear you, about you, I can't stay up all night.

I received the request and pushed it to analytics.

How could anyone ever be afraid of a little analytics? I'm glad I don't have to do this all the time--even though I guess I can. Like half of this is pure garbage! I love it! The other half is solid gold.

I'm going to go back to reading books and not writing them. That'll show those algos and those Thelemites what for.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #932 on: January 13, 2021, 12:34:15 PM »
I should really make more of an effort to read my "Who (Q)uoted You Palava. I was never very religious about it and just always felt real anxiety in doing so, ever since Asuka's penis wagged in my face.. I've been a bit bashful, I'm sure those that sympathize can understand.

If the opening is still available and if the allowance of creative choice still stands then, I would just LUVE being your gardener. I would, of course have specific requests about my lodging and desired products and tools. Also, with regards to my lodging... If it's not too much to ask, I'd like a pool with a scenic view (Not Picky Though.) Also, I'd like Jackstar to be my pool boy/ Yard boy, bitch. Oh, one of his arms is to be tied behind his back and AT ALL TIMES, as to prevent creative retaliation.... Ya know WUT? Let's also add a little Valium to Jacko's diet; I really can't afford any civil unrest or usurping as a byproduct of his manipulative infiltration into YOUR peasants colonies.

The offered plum should be cut daily, in different geometrical shapes, patterns and whatever else looks cute, please. Also, I love pussy! So, maybe be prepared for a circulating door, in and out of my quarters, morning, afternoon, evening, dusk, night, the approaching of eve and twilight and all the rest that I can't quite remember at the moment. Just install one of those downtown deals you see in New York, that people always get stuck in, because the pussies gonna flow like the Gulf Stream! If I think of anything else, I'll be sure to notify you. Cheers Pate!

P.S. Don't forget the Valium and females!..... Especially the females!  ;)

P.S.S. That's right! I'd prefer a position grounded with Mother Nature, Pussy and fruit, Ha! And ya'll think you're smart? Ha! Checkmate... 8)

Thirteen, Thurday Into Friday
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"JEWELED ALIEN" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "AYE COMM OBLAST" : "OVER ARCHON"
Welcome to the banquet table, Innerreach! 
 
How about Shadow Czar of the Basic Lawn Maintenance program?

I really don't need a personal gardener as I like to fix that shit on my own time.  I find gardening to be quite cathartic:  also, I find the word cathartic to be interesting;  I wonder if there is a form of laughter that might be considered "cathartic" that deserves entry into the Book Of Laughter (aye on yew, JaxTar)?

Your lodging and staff requests have been sent to the appropriate Shadow Administrators/Bureaucrats for consideration.  In the meantime, if you have the means at your disposal buy/rent/lease a property that suits your taste and enter into contractual negotiations with anyone you care to have on your staff.  I am certain we will be able to reimburse you after the conclusion of the first 100 days of the MAPA initiative.

As to the plum, you are free to carry a knife on your person and cut your plum into any sort of geometrical shape you like.  I would just eat the thing, skin and all, personally...  But to each his/her/their own.

Hear, some Musacks:

https://youtu.be/CMWzsk__jcw

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #933 on: January 13, 2021, 01:21:39 PM »
CORRECTION

Thirteen, Thurday Into FridayMake Dad Smile On Wednesday
Code: [Select]
"JEWELED ALIEN" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "AYE COMM OBLAST" : "OVER ARCHON"...

Dammit, getting ahead of myself...  Hah!

https://youtu.be/qPgMuBJDEnM

Apogees!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #934 on: January 16, 2021, 07:45:53 PM »
Iím seeing very little shit fixing.  When does it kick in?

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #935 on: January 16, 2021, 07:46:44 PM »
Iím seeing very little shit fixing.  When does it kick in?

When the guy who actually got elected is inaugurated.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #936 on: January 16, 2021, 11:22:47 PM »
Iím seeing very little shit fixing.  When does it kick in?

Ask your "legitimate" President, not my problem.  Fix your own shit, whoozy!

Good luck!

I hear 99% of stolen shit is never recovered.  I am certain it is not from a failure of effort on the part of Law Enforcement and the Courts.

-p