Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 12, 2020, 12:24:42 PMIf you have any plums to spare I will gladly relieve you of them and will try not to tart them up too much hahahaha what a joke I am perfectly slain.Yours faithfully, Kdubb
Quote from: Silphion on September 12, 2020, 04:49:36 PMmost welcome in these droll times
Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 05:05:33 PMService is the greatest privilege in and of Life...
Quote from: pate on September 13, 2020, 01:12:00 PMT is the first, fourth, fifth, eleventh, sixteenth, twenty-fourth, twenty-ninth, thirty-third, thirty-fifth, thirty-ninth, forty-fifth, forty-seventh, fifty-first, fifty-sixth, fifty-eighth, sixty-second, sixty-fourth, sixty-ninth, seventy-third, seventy-eighth, eightieth letter in this sentence, JaX!
Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 06:07:28 PMWell, pate went super-critical before I did. Wow. Who could have seen that coming? I mean... other than Me...
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 13, 2020, 06:30:51 PMpate - Do you have a plan for these Firebugs? Stuff is bad enough without wahoos adding to the issues. In this case, this lady seemed to take care of it but she can't be everywhere.https://twitter.com/zerosum24/status/1305214840798171137
Quote from: pate on September 13, 2020, 06:49:20 PMFirst, I want to know why that dude was apparently wearing yoga pants? I imagine that is what got him in the lady's cross-hairs in the first place. Playing with matches in the bushes? A dude wearing tights fooling around in the bushes on my property, matches or not; well, that would get the war-dogs and myself quite agitated...
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2020, 11:20:27 PMThis is sort of my department and I think I can explain, sir: it appears that this is a misunderstood interpretation of antifa skinny jeans, wearing his daughter's tights hoping to pass at a distance. Based on this poorly executed rendition of the "black bloc" uniform, his inexplicable cooperation with the property owner (where are chants and bags of urine?), and the fact that that the fellow, though shirtless, is not hot, I feel confident that this is a firebug False Flag.
Quote from: pate on September 14, 2020, 12:21:24 AMhttps://youtu.be/Gcm-tOGiva0Aye, I hope those random musical selections will assist me.
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2020, 11:20:27 PMThis is sort of my department and I think I can explain, sir: it appears that this is a misunderstood interpretation of antifa skinny jeans, wearing his daughter's tights hoping to pass at a distance.
Quote from: WOTR on September 14, 2020, 12:58:43 AMAlright. Why would it be important to pass as a young girl from a distance? I heard an interview with "Abby the spoon lady" some time ago when she says that she dressed in baggy clothing and coveralls when she rode the rails to "pass as a man from a distance." In her case, it makes sense. When riding the rails with a bunch of homos hobos it would probably be safest to have people assume you were a man.But why steal your daughters skinny jeans to "pass from a distance?" *Oh, Abby the spoon lady (with Chris Rodriguez), if you have never had the pleasure. She is quite something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLmM9kcBKs
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 14, 2020, 01:27:46 AMShe is something! Not perhaps as alluring as castanets but with a similar function.
Quote from: pate on September 13, 2020, 06:49:20 PMHonestly, in the Make America Pate Again "Don't Be Stupid" initiative, I was secretly considering a sort of special licensing for people of proven high intellect to be able to immediately dispense with individuals that are clearly chronic in their being stupid condition.Sort of like a Citizen's Arrest, only you get to go ahead and be Judge Jury &c with the Stupid Ones? I figured I would sneak that in there on the 99th day of the first 100 days. K_Dubb could of course rescind it, as it would be in the form of an Executive Order. I was going to wait the full 99 days first though, in hopes that people would quit Being Stupid and make that shit an unnecessary fix...That statement may cost me a few multi-votes...
Quote from: WOTR on September 14, 2020, 01:44:29 AMThank-you. I had to look up castanets... I will add that I think that the video was supposed to be an "equal opportunity feel-good video" aimed at both the right and the left. For the right, we have a gun toting individual holding an arson for the cops. For the left, we have the fact that it is a female... And shes black. It seems like the perfect video for everybody. *Also, thank you for clarifying. That person was not going to pass as a woman from any distance unless the observers cataracts were inoperable and they were half blind...
Quote from: WOTR on September 14, 2020, 01:52:09 AMI'm a little concerned with the direction of your campaign. Suddenly, it appears that you are admitting that you might not have all the shit fixed in your first 100 days- that there may still be lots of shit to fix. And yet, you are still promising to leave office.It is not a bad strategy. However, it seems that the D's have already pretty much used it. You don't have to vote for Joe (unless he appeals to you.) He is old, tired and suffers from dementia. Vote for Kamala instead as we all know that she will be president pretty quick.No, the D's have cornered the market on the promise of a bait and switch (or, more accurately, the promise to switch out the bait...) They Aye's should not be so quick to promise a change in leadership unless certain goals are met. The shit needs to be fixed- and if you are not certain that it can be done in the first 100 days, you need to be a better politician and not actually admit it...
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 14, 2020, 01:27:46 AM....She is something! Not perhaps as alluring as castanets but with a similar function.
Quote from: WOTR on September 14, 2020, 01:52:09 AMthere may still be lots of shit to fix.
Quote from: pate on September 14, 2020, 02:57:26 AMWOTR, I hope you will see to it that those, and yourself are present. I would hate to see all the behind the scenes work already accomplished on the folding chair front for that planned event go to waste. There WILL be butts in seats at the Inaugural Festival, even if they are not able to attend the banquet and square dance later...
Quote from: WOTR on September 14, 2020, 11:45:14 PMSquare dance! I mean, I was already going to attend. But now I will show up a full day early to practice with the caller...
Quote from: pate on September 15, 2020, 12:50:45 AMIt is going to be a great party!
Quote from: pate on September 15, 2020, 12:50:45 AMOh yes, in fact K_Dubb was most insistent on having the Old Number 6 being played at some point:https://youtu.be/gJdYIqwoJNcIt is going to be a great party!pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: Jackstar on September 15, 2020, 12:51:54 AMOne who sticks one's nose into a beehive, will get more than a nostril full of honey.
Quote from: pate on September 15, 2020, 12:54:14 AMLich-bears can handle it I am certain, aren't you?pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 15, 2020, 12:53:40 AMThat was going to be for the traditional dance of the President with the Vice President. You may lead, of course. It's only a minute.
Quote from: pate on September 15, 2020, 01:04:21 AMWill the arrangement be a modern techno remix version?We will have to jazz up these "old traditions" for the New Normal...pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Stupid "Double-Enter Auto-Post, eMCee: fix that shit!
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 15, 2020, 01:16:39 AMYes! We can bust out the glow sticks and phat pants.
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