Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: pate on October 30, 2020, 07:56:33 PM... Recruit Mongo Lee is promoted to Trained Private, 2nd Class...
Quote from: pate on October 30, 2020, 07:56:33 PMI am betrayed, by one of the inner circle of People's Free Democratic Republic of pate: [attachment=1,msg1434562] Field Marshall Hanz II "Dogs Lives Matter" Here is an image of the Traitor shortly before he was taken into custody and placed under house arrest: [attachment=2,msg1434562] Recruit Mongo Lee I predict this betrayal will have little to no effect on my impending Victory this coming Glorious Next Tuesday.Thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "EYE DEW" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "OVER ARCHON" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "METHSULA PROGENY" : "ASS INDENT SEA"
Quote from: WOTR on November 03, 2020, 03:38:57 AMWill the traitorous admiral accompany you in your victory flight in airforce 1 tomorrow?
Quote from: Juan on November 03, 2020, 11:24:39 AMPresident Pate,Here on Election Day itâ€™s so cold I had to put on a shirt. I hope thatâ€™s allowed.
Quote from: whoozit on November 03, 2020, 04:12:53 PMPresident Pate, when will you be declaring victory?
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2020, 11:39:57 PMDear sir,I blame myself for the failure of the American media to recognize the legitimacy of your victory. The hordes of antifa supersoldiers I recruited to occupy the White House were distracted by a critical shortage of hair dye and certain psychoactive chemicals in the DC metro area and never materialized in numbers sufficient to give our movement the weight of popular opinion. I will not blather on about useless moral victories other than to note that you are a worthy successor to Richard C. Hoagland, the true President of my Heart, who won that position in 2016 and has served admirably these past four years by quietly doing whatever it is he does, which is all I ask of a president.As our fellow bellgabbers contemplate the next four years and observe the shit that is not getting fixed -- indeed, it will continue to pile up in great heaps -- I would invite them to imagine a world in which shit is not only fixed but we have good bananas, too.Yours faithfully and ever,kdubb
Quote from: WOTR on November 13, 2020, 05:47:19 AMQuite frankly, I have never been more convinced that an election has been stolen.
Quote from: WOTR on November 13, 2020, 05:47:19 AMI have never been more convinced that an election has been stolen.
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 13, 2020, 10:23:12 AMQuite frankly, I have never been more convinced that you all are a passel of goobers.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 13, 2020, 10:59:38 AMK_Dubb, name me 3 things that Joe Biden has achieved in his political career that you admire?
Quote from: WOTR on November 13, 2020, 12:10:17 PMWTF? I just said that they stole the election from you and Pate, and that is your reaction? Do you not believe that you won in a landslide and that the election was stolen from you? I'm frankly shocked and dismayed that Pate would have chosen you as a running mate if you have that little confidence in not only yourself, but your appeal in a general election. As a matter of fact, I will not be marching in the upcoming "Pate support weekend" if that is your attitude and indicative of your commitment to your own cause.First, Field Marshall Hanz II commits treason, and then his second in command- his chosen running mate and would-be vice president of the United States of America? Possibly this is a reflection on Pate's poor choices in the men to be included in his inner circle. Kind of reminds me of Donald Trump. Both natural born leaders. Both seem to suffer from incompetent, uncommitted subordinates and underlings.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 13, 2020, 10:59:38 AM^^^^^Loves corruption! Literally bathes in everyday. K_Dubb, name me 3 things that Joe Biden has achieved in his political career that you admire? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzN3yJXlWrg
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 13, 2020, 02:39:44 PMLies! I bathe in nothing but pure Axe Body Spray!
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 13, 2020, 02:15:46 PMIt just shows you how in the tank he is for Biden. Like most faggots he longs for the muscular leather of an authoritarian dictatorship.
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 13, 2020, 02:47:11 PMIf you want to yell at someone who actually likes Uncle Joe you might try twitter, I seen a few there.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 13, 2020, 02:48:36 PMIâ€™m not yelling. Iâ€™m writing on an internet forum. Perhaps itâ€™s reality check time, Mr. Sensitive.
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 13, 2020, 02:56:08 PMNo I was joking with my canadian friend and you barged in out of nowhere hollering about Biden, who we weren't talking about at all, demanding I answer questions! I think it's fair to read a little perturbation into your tone.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 13, 2020, 02:46:13 PMSame smell. Still waiting for things you admire about Bidenâ€™s political career.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 13, 2020, 03:02:03 PMIf you need to think that to feel better about the situation alright but Iâ€™m really not upset. Itâ€™s pretty clear from your posts that youâ€™re onboard with Biden though. I just want to know why? I donâ€™t see how that denotes anger but I get how liberals have to reframe almost every single event in their lives to emphasize their â€œvictimhood.â€
Quote from: WOTR on November 13, 2020, 05:47:19 AM...Quite frankly, I have never been more convinced that an election has been stolen.
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 13, 2020, 03:15:05 PMGosh somebody's pissy!
Quote from: albrecht on November 13, 2020, 03:03:21 PMBosley likely didn't vote for him because his hair system is better than the informercial ones.